Sunday, May 10, 2015

JENNIFER ONG CELEBRATES HER 38TH BIRTHDAY AT SHANGHAI RESTAURANT IN JW MARRIOTT ON MOTHER'S DAY WITH 12 RICH AND FAMOUS FRIENDS AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, EVERY GUEST HAD A TITLE EXCEPT FOR THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRANT JENNIFER ONG! HOPEFULLY BY THIS TIME NEXT TIME SHE WOULD BE A DATO OR AT THE VERY LEAST. A DATIN! OTHERWISE SO PAI SEH!

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I SUSPECT JENNIFER ONG INVITED HER GUESTS BASED ON THE FACT EACH HAD A TITLE SO SHE COULD IN A PERVERSE WAY STAND OUT AS THE ONLY TITLE-LESS PERSON IN THE PRIVATE DINING ROOM IN SHANGHAI RESTAURANT!
AS PROOF---JENNIFER ONG REQUESTED EVERYONE TO WEAR WHITE OR AT LEAST A TOUCH OF WHITE BUT SHE HERSELF ARRIVED IN TOTAL RED! "WELL I AM THE BIRTHDAY GIRL SO I MAKE THE RULES AND I CAN WEAR WHATEVER COLOUR I LIKE!" SHE EXPLAINED SWEETLY.

I AM SO MODEST, HUMBLE AND SHY SO I NEVER LOOK DOWN ON PEASANTS WHO HAVE NO TITLES BUT I NEVER ATTENDED ANYONE'S BIRTHDAY WHO DOES NOT HAVE A TITLE AS I AM SO HIGH-CLASS BUT SINCE JENNIFER ONG IS A FRIEND, I ALSO MANAGED TO PERSUADE ALL HER TITLED GUESTS TO ATTEND SO WE COULD NOT BE ACCUSED OF BEING SNOBBISH AND ARROGANT.

AND SO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, EVERY GUEST WAS A DATO OR DATIN EXCEPT THE ONE HOSTING AND PAYING FOR THE BIRTHDAY DINNER! WHAT AN HONOUR FOR JENNIFER ONG!

MIND YOU, WE HAD TO SACRIFICE OUR MOTHER'S DAY DINNERS WITH OUR CHILDREN JUST TO ATTEND HER BIRTHDAY SO IO HOPE JENNIFER APPRECIATES THE GREAT SACRIFICES WE WERE FORCED TO MAKE JUST TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY! I HAD TO ABANDON MY DARLING ADOPTED FRENCH SON DEDIONE KEE AND LEFT HIM TO ROT AT HOME JUST TO ATTEND JENNIFER ONG'S BIRTHDAY! MAY BUDDHA AND JESUS FORGIVE ME FOR DUMPING MY ONE AND ONLY SON WHO WEPT FROM 7 PM TILL I RETURNED HOME AT 11 PM!


 DATO KEE HUA CHEE WITH BIRTHDAY GIRL JENNIFER ONG WHO HAS NO TITLE BUT INVITED ALL 12 GUESTS WITH A TITLE EACH!
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND TITLE-LESS JENNIFER ONG LOOKING LIKE CHRISTMAS
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE IN VIRGIN WHITE AS HE IS PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW AND JENNIFER ONG IN WILD, WANTON RED
 JENNIFER ONG HOLDS A FAN TO DENOTE SHE IS A FAN OF DATO KEE HUA CHEE WHO DOES NOT LOOK DOWN ON HER EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS NO TITLE, SO EMBARRASSING, THE POOR THING...BUT WE SHALL NOT HOLD IT AGAINST HER!
 PRINCESS DR BECKY LEOGARDO, JENNIFER ONG WITH NO TITLE, DATIN CINDY CHOH AND DATO LEE NGAI MUN


 DATO KEE HUA CHEE WAS BEST DRESSED IN ERIC CHOONG COUTURE
 ERIC CHOONG DESIGNED THIS WHITE COUTURE JACKET FOR DATO KEE HUA CHEE
 POOR JENNIFER'S TITLE IS JUST 'MS'! 
 HER BIRTHDAY WISH IS TO BE A DATO BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!  OMITOFU MAY HER WISH BE GRANTED
 "THIS IS ME...FOR THE TIME BEING"
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE LOOKING LIKE A BILLION BUCKS IN ERIC CHOONG COUTURE
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND JENNIFER ONG WHO HAS NO TITLE IN CASE YOU MISSED OUT THE EARLIER CAPTIONS BUT WE TITLED FOLKS STILL CONSIDER HER OUR FRIEND, MAYBE NOT OUR BEST FRIEND TILL SHE GETS A TITLE...BUT STILL A FRIEND AS I AM NOT SNOBBISH
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE, PRINCES BECKY LEOGARDO, JENNIFER ONG, DATIN CINDY CHOH, DATO LEE NGAI MUN, VICE-PREZ OF BRANDING ASSOCIATION OF MALAYSIA


 DATO CHOI, WAITER (SO HE IS FORGIVEN FOR NOT HAVING A TITLE), DATO JULIE LIM, JENNIFER ONG, WAITRESS, DATIN WINNIE LOO, DATO RICHARD TEO

 DATO RICHARD TEO, WAITRESS, HUI PING, DATO ERIC CHONG, PREZ OF BRANDING ASSOCIATION OF MALAYSIA, DATO LEE NGAI MUN AND DATIN CINDY CHOH 
 STARTERS
 LOVELY
 PRINCESS DR BECKY LEOGARDO WHO NOW COPIES DATIN JONESER CHOI AND DOES NOT SMILE SHOWING TEETH, DATIN JONESER AND DATO CHOI
 STILL NO TEETH
 JENNIFER ONG, DATIN WINNIE LOO, DATO RICHARD TEO, DATIN CHONG AND DATO ERIC CHONG

 DATO JULIE LIM OF TATIANA BOUTIQUE AND LAMPE BERGER MASTER FRANCHISOR IN MALAYSI AND THAILAND AND JENNIFER ONG WHO OWNS LAMPE BERGER MIDVALLEY
 2 FAB FRIENDS
 THE PRESIDENT AND VICE-PRESIDENT OF BRANDING ASSOCIATION OF MALAYSIA
 DATO ERIC CHONG AND DATO LEE NGAI MUN
 SUPERIOR SHARK'S FIN SOUP
 VEGGIES WITH BEAN CURD LEAVES
 DATIN WINNIE LOO OF A CUT ABOVE, JENNIFER ONG AND DATO RICHARD TEO
 JENNIFER ONG, DATIN CHONG AND DATO ERIC CHONG
 DATO LEE NGAI MUN, DATIN CINDY CHOH AND JENNIFER ONG

 JENNIFER ONG AND DATO DR HOW KIM CHUAN WHO OWNS IMPERIAL DENTAL SPECIALIST CENTRE
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND JENNIFER ONG
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND JENNIFER ONG
 JENNIFER ONG AND PRINCESS DR BECKY LEOGARDO

 JENNIFER ONG, DATIN JONESER CHOI AND DATO CHOI

 DATO DR HOW KIM CHUAN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

 DATO JULIE LIM OF LAMPE BERGER AND JENNIFER ONG
 PRETTY PETALS IN FULL BLOOM
 THE GRAND FINALE CUM BIRTHDAY CAKE CUTTING CEREMONY! WE WERE TOLD A SURPRISE WAS IN STORE! AND IT WAS A FABULOUS SURPRISE!
 A VIOLINIST WHO IS THE CHEF OF SHANGHAI RESTAURANT AT JW MARRIOTT! WHAT A PERFORMANCE!
 THE CHEF CUM VIOLINIST WAS ACCOMPANIED BY 3 WAITERS CARRYING THE DELICACIES! WOW! SENSATIONAL! 
 VERY REGAL PRESENTATION AND IMPRESSIVE!
 PROCESSION OF FOOD SO CAPTIVATING
 DRY ICE SUMORE!
 DRAMA
 CHEF OR VIOLINIST OR BOTH?
 JENNIFER ONG VERY DE HAPPY
 GRAND PRESENTATION





 ALL 3 WAITERS AND CHEF/VIOLINIST!

 FIT FOR A QUEEN
 QUEEN JENNIFER!


 THE CHEF IS FROM CHINA
 FRUIT PLATTER
 LONGEVITY PEACHES WHICH ALWAYS REMIND ME OF A CERTAIN PART OF A WOMAN!
 BIRTHDAY CAKE
 DELICIOUS!

 JENNIFER ONG MAKING BIRTHDAY WISH
 SHE WISHES SHE WOULD BE ABLE TO JOIN OUR RANKS AS A DATO BY NEXT YEAR!
 MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY WISH COME TRUE, DATO JENNIFER ONG!
 JUST REHEARSING HER NAME!


 BIRTHDAY BLOW
 JENNIFER ONG LOOKING FABULOUS AND YOUNG!

 ALL WHITE EXCEPT FOR JENNIFER ONG AND DATIN JONESER WHO PURPOSELY WORE GREEN DESPITE THE DRESS CODE SO SHE COULD SHOW OFF HER NEW, RM 200,OOO JADE EARRINGS GIVEN BY HER HUSBAND!
 I TOLD DATIN JONESER CHOI SHE SHOULD BE SHOWING OFF HER WHITE 20-CARAT DIAMOND STUDS THEN SHE COULD WEAR A WHITE GOWN
 BUT SHE SAID SHE DOES NOT AS YET OWN EARRINGS FEATURING 20-CARAT DIAMONDS
 SO THIS IS A HINT TO HER HUSBAND!
 PEACHES OF LONGEVITY, EAT ONE AND YOU LIVE 3,000 YEARS

 AND CAN PRODUCE MANY OFFSPRING!
DELIGHTFUL

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