I FLEW TO THE FUN ISLAND IN THE SUN OF KOH SAMUI ON 1 APRIL 2012 ON BANGKOK AIRWAYS' INAUGURAL FLIGHT DIRECT FROM KLIA TO KOH SAMUI AIRPORT WHICH HAPPENS TO BE BUILT AND OWNED BY BANGKOK AIRWAYS WHICH IS RATHER CONVENIENT DON'T YOU THINK?
We stayed at various hotels during my trip and on the night I stayed at Chaweng Regent hotel, I took the opportunity with Kim of Hwa Yik Tour & Travel from Klang to enjoy the ladyboy or 'katoi' show aka drag show which was located almost directly in front of my hotel. It took all of 4 minutes t walk from lobby straight into the welcoming arms of the fabulously flirty ladies standing by the roadside brandishing leaflets advertising their show.
Kee Hua Chee with the stars from Starz
I believe their boobs, asses, nipples and faces are prettier, sexier and tightier than your girlfriend's
I do attract ladyboys as more came to pose with me
Just look at the 5 dazzlers and one is original. Note my pink underwear...
Who's a pretty boy then?
The girls or drag queens are prettier than your gf and have bigger, perfectly proportioned boobs which will put your gf's little molehills to shame when compared to these Mount Everests. Who cares if the surgeon's scalpel had something to do with them. I rather oogle at big boobs which Mother Nature had a little part in their formation than teeny-weeny goose-pimples resembling life buoys floating in an ocean! Yup, these katois bring to mind Dolly Parton's 'Islands in the Stream' when they float on water!
Ditto for natural, genuine distinctly yellow teeth compared with gleaming white pearlies that look like cute chiclets! Now which do you prefer?
Anyway they asked to be photographed with me and insisted I should see their show which they insisted was the best drag show in the entire Gulf of Siam. I asked how much and was told the show was free but I had to buy a minimum drink.
This sounded suspicious as a minimum drink could be 1,000 baht! No. swore Diana Ross. The cheapest was only 180 baht or RM 18 for a Coke. Even I could afford that so Kim and I went in and it turned out to be free for me as Kim paid for my drink the sweet darling. Only one drink though but I was pleasantly surprised no waitresses came to badger me to buy more drinks. No hard sell here!
The show was held upstairs in a double storey row of shops and the stage was smallish and simple. Anyway I did not go to see the stage and did not expect a multi-million ringgit production and received none.
What I got was pure entertainment provided by lavish costumes, feathers, sequins, beads and skimpy bikinis. There was Cher who looked and acted exactly like Cher and Diana Ross with her magnificent trademark grin and of course Celine Dion in her signature white jacket and pants. Whitney Houston was resurrected from the dead to perform for us and there were enough 'dayang' or supporting dancers to please Cecil De Mille.
There are 2 show each evening; 8.30pm and 10.30pm and you cannot miss Starz as it is located on Chaweng Beach road which is the main strip. You may mistake Starz Cabaret for Moulin Rousge though as they are minutes apart but that's another story! Of course the next night I went to Moulin Rouge!
SHOWTIME!
The ultimate she-male! One side is a gal, the other a guy!
With a guise like this, the song had to be 'One Man Woman'!
There! The full frontal glory!
The guy gives a playful smack on the gal's thigh!
As Lady Gaga would say, "Born this Way"!
Bey0nce I believe
General revelry I believe
Cher!
The clingy costume, charisma and characteristic charm can only be Cher!
Lips so hot and big she can eat a banana sideways
Being taken for a spin
One slip and she is a goner
As good as any ice skater
Panties up!
Here comes La Ross!
Diana Ross!
The bling, the magnificent smirk and even grander crowning glory that is Diana Ross
Diana Ross's sidekicks are just as glamorous
The smile and behaviour were spot on
Anymore Diana Ross is impossible
So real it's surreal
Diana Ross's back-up dancer was just as glam
Ruffled lady
Diana Ross enthralls her guests
Diana Ross singing her heart out
Grand finale
Marilyn Monroe or Ning Baizura? you decide
Some like their lips white
White lips and deep cleavage make potent combination
Holding on in case her tits pop out
Handsome peacock
Whitney Houston came back from the dead to perform for us
If she is not Whitney Houston then who is she?
Here's Madonna!
Like a virgin? Maybe not
With a panty like that and with no bulge, her cock has been removed and Madonna's all woman now
Look Ma, no more dick
Blondes have more fun! Just look at my pussy
Look at my ass
Two victims, er, sporting men went on stage
And taken backstage for a makeover! Lucky his armpits are shaved!
I must say these hunks look rather like your honey!
Whitney Houston seems impressed by his new boobs courtesy of padded bra
I think only a man can twirl and swirl like this!
Her voluminous skirt looks like a table cloth or an entire bed sheet as it was so large
The layers are quite complex
It's not a normal gown after all as her panty can be seen which explains how she could spin and swirl and twirl so effortlessly like, er, a fairy
Final flourish
I couldn't figure who she was
Just a divine diva
Tina Turner?
There is always the element of the grotesque in such cabaret
They don't call me Fat Ass for nothing
A bit of impromptu palm reading
Tall, slim and graceful---must be Celine Dion!
Never knew Celine Dion's dancers had funky hairdos
Grand finale
Kee Hua Chee and his fans
THE END
1 comment:
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd.
The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been. Cheap flights to Koh Samui
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