Saturday, December 30, 2017

RICHARD LATSCH PHILIPS, WORLD'S MOST HANDSOME AND SEXIEST 26 YEAR OLD JEWELLER AND ONLY SON OF AMEE PHILIPS THE RENOWNED PENANG JEWELLER, CONTINUES HIS ANNUAL TRADITION OF BUYING DATO KEE HUA CHEE THE BIGGEST DIARY AVAILABLE AT KINOKUNIYA BOOKSHOP AT SURIA KLCC. WHEN HE STARTED BUYING THE DIARIES, IT COST RM 24.80. LAST YEAR IT WENT UP TO RM 38.70 AND THIS YEAR A WHOPPING RM 50.90! TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, TEH NEW 2018 DIARY IS ONE-THIRD SMALLER! OMIGOD, WALAO EH! IS THIS AN AUGUR OF THINGS TO COME IN 2018? YOU PAY MORE AND GET LESS! ONLY JESUS, BUDDHA, KUANYIN, MOTEHR MARY, GANESHA AND SIVA CAN SAVE US!

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 RICHARD LATSCH PHILIPS AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE
 THIS IS THE 5th DIARY RICHARD PHILIPS HAS BOUGHT FOR DATO KEE HUA CHEE TO RECORD HIS DAILY ACTIVITIES WHICH HAVE BEEN STORED IN NUCLEAR BOMB PROOF BUNKER TO BE MADE INTO A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE LATER
EACH OF THE 5 DIARIES CONTAIN A SPECIAL MESSAGE HANDWRITTEN BY RICHARD LATSCH PHILIPS FOR DATO KEE HUA CHEE
 WORLD'S MOST HANDSOME AND ACCOMPLISHED 26 YR OLD JEWELLER PAID RM 50.90 AT KINOKUNIYA BOOKSHOP FOR THE 2018 DIARY FOR THE WORLD'S GREATEST JOURNALIST AND BLOGGER DATO KEE HUA CHEE
 HAVE YOU SEEN A MORE HANDSOME JEWELLER THAN RCIHARD LATSCH PHILIPS THE BUSINESS DIRECTOR OF AMEE PHILIPS FINE JEWELLERY? NO ONE HAS.
 RICHARD PHILIPS WRITING HIS ANNUAL MESSAGE ON THE NEW VIRGIN 2018 DIARY FOR DATO KEE HUA CHEE
 RICHARD LATSCH PHILIPS IS HALF GERMAN AND HALF CHINESE, THE BEST OF WEST AND EAST!
 ALMOST DONE WITH THE ANNUAL MESSAGE WHICH WILL BE RECORDED FOR POSTERITY LATER WHEN DATO KEE HUA CHEE ASCENDS TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH JESUS AND BUDDHA 
THE 2017/18 MESSAGE READS " TO DEAREST DATO KEE HUA CHEE, MAY ALL YOUR EXTRAVAGANT ADVENTURES RECORDED IN THIS DIARY WHICH I HAVE BEEN BUYING FOR YOU FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS BE THRILLING AND PROFITABLE!"

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