Friday, June 15, 2018

PART 2---THE FACE OF ZION FINALS WAS WON BY LING INSTEAD OF PRINCE AMAN WHICH SHOCKED EVERYONE AND THE RIOT POLICE WERE SUMMONED TO PROTECT THE JUDGES WHO WERE BEING LYNCHED BY ANGRY CROWDS FOR BAD JUDGING AMID SHOUTS OF CORRUPTION, BRIBERY, ARM TWISTING, BLACKMAIL AND SEX. ORGANISER CHELSEA WONG HAS FLED TO KAZAKHSTAN AS HER MALAYSIAN PASSPORT WAS CANCELLED. OK SO MAYBE I EXAGGERATE BUT HALF THE JUDGES CAME LATE, LIKE IN 2 HOURS LATE WHEN THE FLYERS ANNOUNCED THE CONTEST WOULD BE FROM 8 PM TILL MIDNIGHT. THE CONTEST STARTED AT 10.15 PM AND THE RESULTS WERE ANNOUNCED WAY PAST 1 AM. ONE JUDGE ARRIVED AS THE CONTEST STARTED SO THAT WAS NOT PROFESSIONAL BUT THE OTHER JUDGES WERE LATE BECAUSE THEY WERE BUSY SEARCHING FOR OPTICIAN SHOPS TO BUY CONTACT LENSES WHICH WERE CLOSED BY THEN SO THEY WERE PRACTICALLY BLIND ALL NIGHT LONG. THE SECOND RUNNER-UP WAS WILLIAM BUT THE JUDGES' DECISION WAS FINAL SO POOR PRINCE AMAN HAD TO PERSUADED NOT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. EVERYONE AGREED THERE SHOULD BE A MALE AND FEMALE WINNER. THE MALE FACE OF ZION SHOULD BE PRINCE AMAN AND FEMALE FACE OF ZION SHOULD E LING. THEN ALL CAN DIE HAPPY. HOW CAN A GIRL WITH BIG, BOUNCY BOOBS COMPETE WITH A MAN WITH HAIRY CHEST, BROAD SHOULDERS, BULGING BICEPS AND LAN CHIAU? LING IS TALL, WILLOWY AND IDEAL AS CATWALK MODEL BUT FACE OF ZION IS NOT A MODEL SEARCH OR MISS MALAYSIA/MANHUNT CONTEST BUT A PACKAGE DEAL THAT INCLUDES GOOD LOOKS, PERSONALITY, STAGE PRESENCE, STYLE, CHARISMA, HEIGHT, SEX APPEAL AND SEXY BODY (GOD, I AM DESCRIBING MYSELF!) AND SINCE I DID NOT PARTICIPATE THE TITLE SHOULD GO TO PRINCE AMAN WHO ALSO DID TERRIFICALLY WELL IN TALENTIME

KEE@FSWMAG.COM

PRINCE AMAN LOST TO LING CHEN BY 3 POINTS AS THE JUDGES DECIDED TO MAKE LING THE FACE OF ZION 2018!


Results:

Winner - Ling Chen (Malaysia)
Runner Up - Prince Aman (Myanmar)
2nd Runner Up - William Sha (Syria)
Top 5 - Faarain (Malaysia)
Top 5 - Lindsey Yap (Malaysia)

Most Photogenic - Mariah Sierra Fisher Williams (USA)

Ms Hypertune - Hannaa Tan (Malaysia)

Best Actor - William Sha (Syria)

Best Vocalist - Faarain (Malaysia)

Best Commercial Look - Lindsey Yap (Malaysia)

Most Popular - Ibrahim Rajb (Iraq)

Best Catwalk - Sam Divel (Syria)

Most Talented - Hailey Lynn (Malaysia)


 2nd RUNNER-UP WEAAM SHAWAHEEN, DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND 1st RUNENR-UP PRINCE AMAN
 WHY WAS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN LOOKING SIDEWAYS INSTEAD OF AT THE CAMERA AS HE WAS RUINING THE PHOTO! 
FOUND OUT LATER WEAAM SHAWAHEEN WAS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH JUDGE VINCENT CHONG! BUT VINCE IS STRAIGHT AND HAPPILY MARRIED WITH 2 KIDS! BUT  I THINK THEY EXCHANGED PHONE NUMBERS LATER, SO JUICY!
LING CHEN FROM TAIWAN WON 'FACE OF ZION' 2018! CONGRATS! 
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I THINK PRINCE AMAN LOST MARKS DURING THE Q & A WHEN HE UNDERWHELMED THE JUDGES WITH BORING, DREARY, POLITICALLY CORRECT ANSWER. HIS QUESTION WAS "ARE YOU THE MOST DESIRABLE PERSON TO WIN AND WHY".


Prince said the usual nonsense about hard the finalists worked and how everyone deserved to win and failed to answer coherently. If he did not deserve to win then why take part in the first place? Why not stay home or at mamak stall watch World Cup? And why remove his shirt at every opportunity to show off his drop-dead gorgeous body? Why not wear flowing long robes that hide every bulging muscle?


He should simply say yes, he deserves to win as he has everything from looks to height, body, brawn, brains and beauty but the judges may think otherwise! Like I always say, false modesty gets you nowhere. By trying to please all, you end up pleasing none.


I checked the judges score sheets and true enough, Prince lost by 3 points so too bad lor, Ling won! 


THE WINNERS

FACE OF ZION; LING CHEN FROM TAIWAN

1st RUNNER-UP; PRINCE AMAN FROM MYANMAR


2nd RUNNER-UP; WILLIAM SHA FROM SYRIA


3rd RUNNER-UP; FARAIN FROM MALAYSIA


4th RUNNER-UP; LINDSEY YAP FROM MALAYSIA



 LAU KIT MUN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE GLOW LIKE CELESTIAL ANGELS FROM HEAVEN 








LAU MUN KIT AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE 


LAU MUN KIT AND AYDEN MOK
TALENTIME
RAP SINGER 
HOT 
CONFIDENT 














EVEN HOTTER


PRINCE IN ACTION! 
OMIGOD
ALL THE GIRLS FAINTED 
AND A FEW MEN TOO
THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE
IMAGINE A GIRL LYING BELOW, WALAO EH
OR SITTING ON TOP 
WALAO
NOW HE IS MAKING LOVE TO THE FLOOR
















PRINCE DESERVES TO WIN BEST TALENT TOO BUT DID NOT, DUNNO WHY
ORGANISER CHELSEA WONG WEARS JIMMY LIM 
JUDGE CHRISTINA LEE, ONE OF 12 JUDGES




MY CAMERA COULD NOT HANDLE CHRISTINA LEE'S BOOBS AND HAD A MELTDOWN 
DAREN LEE




JIMMY LIM




JIMMY LIM
BON ZAINAL






CAST KAZAMA
VINCENT CHONG








PRINCE AMAN CAME TO HIGH-5 VINCENT CHONG  WHO SAID HIS BODY WAS PHENOMENAL 






ANATASIA AND NOT AMNESIA 
HER SURNAME IS DOPING TOO!


FOONG CHEE
MY COUSIN WINNIE KEE 
SHE CALLS HERSELF WINNIE K AND SINCE SHE SEXY AND SMOULDERING, THE K MUST STAND FOR KEE






WINNIE KEE SHOULD REMOVE HER YELLOW JACKET SINCE NOT SNOWING INSIDE ZION CLUB
VERONICA HAS HOT LEGS
VERY DE NICE
MANY MEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO VERONICA. DUNNO WHY A WOMAN WANNA TOUCH A WOMAN, SO SCANDALOUS 
LAU MUN KIT KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO TO DATO KEE HUA CHEE TOO
DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S MANLY CHEST IS BEYOND COMPARE 









Q AND A












QUITE HOT HER ASS






PRINCE LATER WON FIRST RUNNER UP
LING CHEN WENT ON TO WIN FACE OF ZION!
LOOKS LIKE TINA TAN OF SINGAPORE 
MODEL LOOK
WILLIAM SHA WON 2nd RUNNER-UP


LOH JUNN WENG 
LAUGHING HAPPILY






OH NO, LOH JUNN WENG GETS EMOTIONAL
CRYING LIVE ON STAGE! I LOVE IT
COMPOSING HIMSELF BUT TOO LATE COS LIKE THIS HOW TO WIN?
SEEMS LOH JUNN WENG IS BACK TO NORMAL
COMFORTING HUG FROM KIND HEARTED PRINCE 
WEAAM SHAWAHEEN COMFORTS LOH JUNN WENG TOO
LING CHEN ALSO CAME TO COMFORT THE YOUNG BOY
GROUP HUG GOING ON AT THE BACK AS ANOTHER FINALIST GETS TO WORK


HUGGING STOPPED DE
OH NO, BACK AGAIN THE WATERWORKS!
IS LOH JUNN WENG GOING TO FAINT AS I WAS HOPING CPS WOULD BE MORE DRAMATIC
ALL ATTENTION WAS ON LOH JUNN WENG!
IS WEAAM GOING TO CRY TOO? EVEN BETTER IF SO
SEE HOW DOWNCAST LOH JUNN WENG IS? HE IS COUNTING THE CRACKS ON THE STAGE
HE BLEW HIS NOSE SO HARD HALF OF BUKIT BINTANG HEARD HIM






WEAAM SHAWAHEEN HAD TO BE INTERPRETER AS LONG HAIR SPOKE POOR ENGLAND
STRANGE AS OTHER SYRIANS SPOKE GOOD ENGLISH










POSING IS IT






LOH JUNN WENG STILL SNIFFING

 
DUNNO WHY SO KANCHEONG AS ONLY NEEDED TO PICK A QUESTION SO NO NEED ALL 10 FINGERS






QUESTION IS WHETHER SHE PREFERED TO BE REBORN A MAN OR WOMAN
IS THAT A 6 OR 9


REACTION FROM JUDGES








HE CAME BACK TO ELABORATE






NOW IS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN'S TURN
WEAAM WAS VERY POPULAR TOO




HUG HER FOR WHAT AS I NEVER HUG CHELSEA 






FINALLY WE GOT THE TOP 5


SUBSIDIARY WINNERS
JUST SEE THE SASH LA FOR THE TITLE 
CHELSEA'S BACK ALSO NICE
















MIGHT AS WELL BRING HER HOME
















PRINCE AMAN WON NOTHING SO WE ASSUMED HE WOULD WIN FACE OF ZION TITLE




2 TITLES SUMORE
CONGRATULATIONS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN OR WILLIAM FOR SHORT COS SPELLING IS TRICKY
GUESS WEAAM WILL BUY CHELSEA A CUP OF TEA LOR








NOW WHO IS FIRST RUNNER-UP?


TENSION BUILDING!
AND THE FIRST RUNNER-UP IS....
...PRINCE! OMIGOD
PRINCE SEEMED HAPPY 
I THOUGHT PRINCE WOULD GO DOWN AND BEAT ALL THE JUDGES














LING CHEN FROM TAIWAN WON!
LING IS THE FACE OF ZION! 


SMILES ALL ROUND






RM 2,000 OK , NOT RM 2
SEE








DATO REISS TIARA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE




BACK TO THE TOP 5 WINNERS






2nd RUNNER UP IS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN, WINNER IS LING CHEN WHO IS NOW THE FACE OF ZION AND 1st RUNNER-UP IS PRINCE AMAN
THE TOP 3 WINNERS!






1st RUNNER-UP PRINCE
2nd RUNNER-UP IS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN
SEXY SMILE
ARRANGING FOR GROUP PHOTO


ALMOST READY
ALMOST THERE
DONE!




WHY WAS WEAAM SO HAPPY CONSIDERING HE DID NOT WIN
NO SORE LOSERS! SO SPORTING UNLIKE ME 




WITH JUDGES AND SPONSORS 










WHY WAS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN LOOKING AWAY INSTEAD OF AT THE CAMERA AS EVERYONE ELSE! HE HAS SPOILED THE PHOTO
AGAIN WEAAM IS STARING AT SOMEONE! 
LATER I CONFRONTED HIM AND HE SAID HE WAS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH VINCENT CHONG! NEVER KNEW BOTH ARE SO FLAMING! VINCE CHONG IS HAPPILY MARRIED AND HAS 2 KIDS AND HAS NEVER SLEPT WITH A GUY AS FAR AS MY SPIES TOLD ME SO WHY WOULD WEAAM MAKE SHEEP'S EYES AT HIM? I THINK THEY SWOPPED PHONE NUMBERS ALSO LATER! I WAS SHOCKED AS I AM VERY CONSERVATIVE AND OLD FASHIONED 
ABBY AND PALS OUTSIDE ZION CLUB
THE 2 IN BLACK WERE THE HOTTEST BABES IN CHANGKAT 
PRETTY POSERS
OMIGOD! 
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY OLYMPUS PEN CAMERA!
MY OLYMPUS COULD NOT HANDLE SUCH DIVINE BEAUTY! 

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