Wednesday, September 25, 2019

SIMON CABARET IN PHUKET IS BEST DRAGSHOW IN THAILAND! THE GIRLS ARE BY FAR MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. THEY HAVE BIGGER AND BUSTIER AND PERFECTLY FORMED BREASTS THAN YOUR WIFE. THEY ARE TALLER AND SHAPED LIKE THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS. THEY ARE FEMME FATALES OF YOUR FANTASIES AND INDEED THEY ARE---SINCE THEY ARE ALL BOYS! OR AT LEAST BORN MALES BUT AFTER SEX CHANGE SURGERY FOR WHICH THAILAND IS JUSTLY FAMOUS AND THE BEST IN THE WORLD, TEH MEN ARE NOW WOMEN AND MOST ARE PRETTIER, BUSTIER, TALLER AND DIVINELY SHAPED LIKE VENUS UNLIKE YOUR GF OR WIFE WHO NEEDS TO LOSE SOME KG OR DO SOME FACIAL AND CHEST ENHANCEMENT! BEST OF ALL, YOUR WIFE OR GF OR MISTRESS WILL NOT GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU DRIP SALIVA AS THEY CONSOLE THEMSELVES THEY SHOULD NOT BE COMPARED TO MEN!

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PHOTOS BY CANON POWERSHOT SX 720 HS
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VIRAT RUAYRIN A.K.A MUMMY PHUKET THE FOUNDER AND OWNER OF SIMON CABARET WHICH OPENED IN 1991 AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE.
SHE SAYS, "I KNOW HOW MY LADYBOYS FEEL. THEY LOVE TO DRESS UP, DANCE, POSE AND ENTERTAIN! MANY HAVE COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY DEGREES WHILE SOME USED TO WORK WITH THAI GOVERNMENT BUT THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED BEING WOMEN AND VERY BEAUTIFUL ONES SINCE THAILAND HAS THE WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY SURGEONS! I KNOW ALL OF THEM WELL AND ADVISE THEM ON THE USUAL PROBLEMS WITH BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS."

HER LADYBOYS OR TRANSVESTITES OR AH KUA ARE PROFESSIONAL PERFORMERS AND NOT THE KATOYS HANGING IN BARS IN NEARBY PATONG BEACH OR KARON BEER BARS.

ENTRANCE IS RM 130 UNLESS YOU INSIST ON FRONT ROWS AND THERE IS A CHAMPAGNE/BEER/WINE BAR IN THE FOYER.

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SIMON CABARET IS PHUKET'S MOST FAMOUS LADYBOYS' SHOW THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER REALISE THESE STUNNINGLY SEXY AND BUSTY BABES WERE ALL BORN WITH LAN CHIAU!

OF COURSE MOST HAVE CUT OFF THEIR APPENDAGES WHICH WOULD FORM A BIZARRE BULGE ON A LADYBOY'S SEXY COSTUME AND KINDA SPOIL THE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY THEY ARE NATURALLY BIG, BULKY AND DANGLY!

MIND YOU, I AM TOLD BY RELIABLE SOURCES A FEW LADYBOYS STILL KEEP THEIR PENISES INTACT BUT OF COURSE WOULD HAVE DONE THEIR BOOB JOBS. AS LONG AS THEIR DICKS DO NOT SUDDENLY GET AN ERECTION, IT IS NOT AN REQUIREMENT TO SLICE OFF YOUR GOD GIVEN PENIS TO BE A DRAG QUEEN. 

IF YOUR BODY IS FAIR AND SHAPELY LIKE A WOMAN, YOU CAN EVEN WEAR PADDED BRA AND REMAIN A MAN FOR ALL INTENT AND PURPOSE!

OF COURSE ALL PERFORMERS STICK TO DIETS AND MAINTAIN AN EXTERIOR TO TITILLATE RED BLOODED MALES. MANY HAVE BOYFRIENDS OR EVEN HUSBANDS WHO ARE LOCAL THAIS OR FOREIGNERS WHO WERE USUALLY MAT SALLEH, FARANG, ANGMO OR EUROPEAN/AMERICAN WHITE MEN BUT THESE DAYS WEALTHY MAINLAND CHINESE ARE ALSO IN THE MARKET! 

A FEW EVEN PREFERRED A LADYBOY TO HAVE BIG BOOBS AND PENIS! IT TAKES ALL SORTS I AM TOLD.

A SET OF COSTUMES INVOLVING 8 TO 10 DANCERS COST AROUND RM 26,000 WHILE A BIG SET INVOLVING 20 DANCERS EASILY STRETCH TO RM 35,000. THE COSTUMES CHANGE EVERY 6 MONTHS THOUGH I ASSUME RECYCLING IS THE NORM HERE AND THERE. MOST ARE MADE IN BANGKOK.

ACCOMMODATION IS PROVIDED IF REQUIRED AT MINIMUM COST THOUGH MOST STAY ON THEIR OWN. THE COMPANY HAS AROUND 50 LADYBOYS AND BY 35 YEARS OLD, IT'S CURTAINS. SEEMS BY THEN THEY WOULD HAVE MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO RETIRE AND DO SOMETHING LESS DEMANDING OR MARRIED SOME DARLING MEN. AND NO MORE STRENUOUS DIETS! 

SURPRISINGLY A LADYBOY'S OR MALE DANCER'S SALARY AVERAGES RM 2,500 WHICH IS DECENT THOUGH PRIMA DONNAS GET MORE. THEIR SALARIES ARE NOTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT BUT THEIR TIPS ARE! HOT, SEXY AND PERKY LADYBOYS CAN GET UP TO RM 13,000 EACH! THAT'S AROUND 100,000 BAHT WHICH MEANS I AM IN THE WRONG INDUSTRY! 

SIMON CABARET WILL SHOW YOU THE DOOR AND TELL YOU POLITELY TO GET OUT IF YOU DARE ENQUIRE IF YOU CAN BRING ONE HOME OR TO YOUR HOTEL. BUT THIS IS A FREE WORLD AND ANYONE CAN ASK THE SIZZLING SIRENS DIRECT, HEHE WHICH IS NOT ANYONE'S BUSINESS! HAHA

THE GIRLS LOOK LIKE DIVAS AND BEHAVE ACCORDINGLY I AM TOLD THOUGH IN THE PRESENCE OF THE OWNER OF SIMON CABARET KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE ISLAND AS MUMMY PHUKET AS WELL AS TOP MANAGEMENT THE GIRLS ARE MODELS OF DECORUM, POLITENESS AND FEMININITY. 

WHILE TAKING PHOTOS, I, LIKE ALL RED BLOODED MALES, SLID MY GRASPING HANDS ON THEIR WAISTS AND DISCOVERED THEY WERE FIRM, SOLID AND PERFECTLY TAUT! OMIGOD AND THAT WENT FOR THEIR LEGS AND ARMS SO SMOOTH AND SOFT YET SOLID LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE AND NOT FLABBY, SOFT AND LUMPY LIKE MOST WOMEN I KNOW!

MALAYSIAN SEX GODDESS CORINNA TAN WHO WAS BORN FEMALE WILL HAVE A TOUGH TIME AT SIMON CABARET! KERWEI LAIPING KERWEI KUANCHUNG! 

WHY THE NAME SIMON CABARET AND WHO IS SIMPLE SIMON?

WELL, SIMON IS THE NAME OF MUMMY PHUKET'S RELATIVE, THE COUSIN OF HER HUSBAND.

AMAZINGLY, MUMMY PHUKET IS AT SIMON CABARET MOST NIGHTS UNLESS SHE IS ATTENDING SOME VIP GLAMSLAM EVENTS AS SHE IS AS FAMOUS IN PHUKET AS I AM IN KUALA LUMPUR WOR. SO WHEN YOU SEE HER, GO SAY HELLO AND TELL HER YOU MY AMIGO!


 VIRAT RUAYRIN OR MUMMY PHUKET OR SIMPLY MUMMY TO HER NEAR 100 PAST AND PRESENT DANCERS WITH DATO KEE HUA CHEE. TEHY MET 6 YEARS AGO WHEN HE ATTENDED SIMON CABARET DURING HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE INVITED HIM TO HER PARTY AFTER THE SHOW AS SHE WAS TAKEN BY HIS RED DRAGON COSTUME THEN. 
VIRAT RUAYRIN THE OWNER OF SIMON CABARET IS A LEGEND IN HER OWN TIME AND KNOWN IN PHUKET AND THAILAND AS MUMMY PHUKET. SHE OPENED SIMON CABARET IN 1991 AND AFTER 28 YEARS, SIMON CABARET IS ONE OF ASIA'S MOST FAMOUS LADYBOY SHOWS.
DATO KEE HUA CHEE WITH WICHAN SWAENWONG THE GENERAL MANAGER OF PHUKET SIMON CABARET IN THE MAIN FOYER
DATO KEE HUA CHEE WITH THE QUEEN OF LADYBOYS, TRANSVESTITES, TRANSEXUALS, CROSS DRESSERS, THIRD SEX OR LADYBOYS
AT THE MAIN ENTRANCE; VIRAT RUAYRIN OPENED SIMON CABARET IN 1991 AND HAS INVITED DATO KEE HUA CHEE TO HER SPECTACULAR 30th ANNIVERSARY IN 2021!
QUEEN OF LADYBOYS AND KING OF FASHION
DATO KEE HUA CHEE WORE GREEN BUT THIS DIVA IN CENTRE IS NOT HIM IN DRAG!  
SHOWTIME! ER, CAMERAS AND VIDEO RECORDING ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN BUT THEN I AM DATO KEE HUA CHEE OK, HAHA!
BOOBS, BUSTS, BEAUTIES AND HIDDEN BRAWN! 
YES, THEY ARE SEXIER THAN YOUR WIFE OR GF OR MISTRESS BUT SINCE THEY USED TO BE MEN, YOUR WOMEN WILL NOT MIND WHEN YOU OOGLE BUT DON'T COMPARE OPENLY 










































































THE LADY WITH MOST FABULOUS FIGURE HAS WORKED AT SIMON CABARET FOR 22 YEARS! WALAO EH!


I SEE 2 CUSHIONS


VERY DE BIG










SHE USED TO SIT ON ANGMO BUT NOW IT'S THE MAINLAND CHINESE WHO HAVE THE CASH!
WONDER IF HE CAN PERFORM LATER IN BED OR NOT


RELIEF AT LAST
SHE WAS A HIT AS SHE ACTUALLY SANG A POPULAR CHINESE SONG


SO FAST CAN CHANGE BAJU


GOSH NOW BECOMES FLOWER PULA 








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LAST LOOKEE AT MUMMY PHUKET VIRAT RUAYRIN




WICHAN SWAENGWONG GENERAL MANAGER OF SIMON CABARET 

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