SEX AT CHATUCHAK MARKET IN BANGKOK

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CHATUCHAK MARKET IS ASIA'S MOST FAMOUS AND SUCCESSFUL WEEKEND MARKET AND TO ME THE WORLD'S BEST FLEA MARKET!

BANGCOCK, I MEAN BANGKOK, IS AS FAMOUS FOR EASY, QUICK AND CHEAP SEX AS IT IS FOR SHOPPING WHICH, COME TO THINK OF IT, IS SAME SAME!

Well, well, what an announcement. Yes it is good to shout out loud your intention so none can accuse you of harbouring a hidden agenda! And your date will feel obliged to have sex with you since it is a done deal. I just love this one!

Come to think of it, it makes sense! Why waste time whimpering and whining and whinging like a mad dog when we can release steam, tension and probably sperm by saying the recommended words. Then smile and you will feel better!And the crown is such a nice, royal seal of approval!

Might as well!

I wonder why this guy is still wondering---just do it, as the Nike ad says

God almighty! This is REALLY clever! The beefy, buff man's massive chest is actually a woman's ass! Is this yingyang at its best? A combo of man and woman!

Salient advice but I don't get it. Protect your skin with what? By wearing this T-shirt? Lame there.

My favourite sex position!

Like they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere, especially Chatuchak!

There, only RM 15 for a Limited Edition T. Perfect or what?

Me too!

This is one way of attracting an alpha male ready for a family

Or you are bad at being good...as they say in Thailand, same same!

Yummy!

Is this lady overwhelmed with Envy?

Ya, right

Young punks!

I thought this was an inflatable sex doll!

Just grin and bare (or bear) it!

If you can't be original, just ape them!



Of course TAT (Tourism Authority of Thailand) pretends the sex trade does not exist or if it does, TAT is unaware of it! This explains TAT organises all sorts of tours, from temple tours to botanical, canal, shopping, spa to shopping except sex tours! If they do, every press hack on his death bed would crawl out to participate in the fam trip!

Chatuchak is as famous as London's Camden Market and Paris's Porte de Clignancourt. The weekend market in the north of Paris sells trash from 1 euro (RM 4) to 500,000 euros (RM 2 million) for exquisite antique furniture, carvings or sculptures!

Chatuchak is more modest but the variety far more dazzling and of course nothing beats the prices! Plus there is always something going on, be it a teh tarik demonstration or mime artist doing his thing or some beauty contestants plunging into an impromptu dance routine.

There are some smallscale massage centres of the legit kind as they only do foot, shoulder or back massage with no sleaze since there are no private rooms for hanky panky business. Chatuchak is squeaky clean unlike Patpong night market, its sleazy cousin.

Still, on my last trip, I almost passed out when I appeared to be surrounded, not by sexy creatures, but T-shirts that screamed 'SEX' in one way or another! Or do my eyes just zoom into such things?

Cannot be as a who can miss a T-shirt that shrieks " I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE"? 

Well, at least no one can accuse the wearer of false advertising or harbouring a hidden agenda!

I was going to buy one but decided against it as how and when could I wear that T-shirt? I already attract all sorts of attention with my existing attire and accessories but this might get me arrested. 

There were so many naughty and blatantly pornographic T-shirts I wonder if this was a new trend or were the Thais hornier than usual?

Actually I kinda regret not buying the entire lot as they qualify to be collector's items though they could be reproduced at the drop of a dime...or pants...or panties!

 
Is this a farang (white man) on the prowl?

I must say his complexion's flawless!

These darlings burst into song and dance when they saw me!

Doing the 'Macarena' dance is one thing. Doing it barefeet on the sweltering road is another! She deserves to win hands down, or should that be feet first!

Gosh, her boobs looked like they were about to pop out for some fresh air

Sexy, lovely, nubile virgins (give them the benefit of doubt OK) dancing for you...and free somemore! Only at Chatuchak can you get all these for free and without anyone pestering you to buy drinks for yourself and for her. 

OH YOU WANT A LAST LOOKEE MAPUKEE IS IT? OK THEN



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