Kee Hua Chee Live!: KIMORA LEE SIMMONS LAUNCHES STARHILL GALLERY LUXURY CHANNEL AT SHOOK!

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Kee Hua Chee is not a midget but he just manages to reach Kimora's bosom!

Kee Hua Chee wore orange to match Kimora's vermilion Valentino

Kimora decides to shorten herself temporarily to pose with Dato Yeoh Soo Min, finance director of YTL Group

That could not last forever so Kimora raises to her full height of 6 ft 6 inches in high heels! Dato Yeoh Soo Min is just at breast level

I think Kimora has giantess blood

Yeoh Pei Nee, Kimora and Dato Yeoh Soo Min

KIMORA LEE SIMMONS OR SHOULD THAT BE KIMORA LEE SINCE SHE IS DIVORCED FROM THE TYCOON RUSSELL SIMMONS WHO SHE MARRIED FROM 1998 TO 2009 AND HAS TWIN DAUGHTERS AS SEEN IN 'LIFE IN THE FAB LANE', WAS IN KUALA LUMPUR OVER THE FORMULA ONE WEEKEND.

Kimora is a good friend of Arianna Teoh, Miss Malaysia World 1997 who still looks stunning and came as a guest of YTL Corporation.

Arianna Teoh handling Kimora's fans queuing to be photographed with the superstar

Kimora is 183 cm or just 6 ft but I am convinced she is at least 7 ft tall! I am barely up to her neck which means I can give her love bites while we are both standing erect and shorter men can lick and kiss her nipples with both standing! So many possibilities when you are a midget and your gf is KL Tower!

As you can see from my photos, many girls are at boob level or just hovering at Kimora's armpits! Now I know why some short men love super tall girls as they can bury their faces in her groin while both are standing!

It takes a strong, tough, well hung and loaded man to handle Kimora as she is not a Twiggy and throwing her into the bed takes a bit of strength and many sessions at the gym. She can carry me in her arms like I am a poodle.

She said to me, "Oh I love your shoes, they are so funky" as she stared in disbelief at my jewels which outshone hers.

Clad in red lacey Valentino, Kimora, er, literally stood out head and shoulders above EVERYONE at her appearance yesterday at Starhill Gallery at Shook! stage.

No man, woman or poodle was taller than her and she looked stunning! She has lost weight since her 'Life in Fab Lane' days when she was rather overweight and 7-footers with extra avoirdupois look a smidgen whale-like.

Anyway she kept me waiting for 1 hour and 15 minutes which was OK as I was greased and stuporified into an agreeable frame of mind with Mumm champagne, not some cheap sparkling wine masquerading as champagne. The free-flow of Mumm at Shook! bar was a treat and typical of YTL hospitality.

Kimora arrived in red Valentino shift made of lace which is now the current rage and I have just made a few lacy shirts too though I wonder if lace makes me look like a flaming faggot?

As if I care.

Kimora looked sensational and I almost fainted from ecstasy. The last time we met was at the 'Force of Nature' fund raiser ball some 7 years ago and like me, Kimora looked exactly the same.

Kimora is half-Korean and half-black American but she does not look black at all and more Chinese than anything. In fact she says, "In Malaysia, many people look like me!

"Malaysia is my second home as I have an apartment in Ritz-Carlton Residences nextdoor," crooned the supadiva.

She then hastened to announce, "I have been to Malaysia many times and this is like my second home. Some stars are paid to come but I assure you I am not paid to come! I am here because I truly enjoy visiting Malaysia and I always get a warm, genuine welcome! And the Yeoh family is like my second family!"

Still, Kimora did not leave KL empty-handed. She wore a Valentino dress which I bet was given to her. After the launch, Joseph Yeoh, vice-president of YTL Land, presented her with a matching Valentino handbag and bouquet of flowers.

Kimora was here to launch Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel which can be accessed on www.starhillgallery.com so go have a lookee!

Kimora looking fab in Valentino

Kimora is 37 but looks 27

This fan is shorter than Kimora's tits

Kimora was so excited when Ida Lokman told her she was Kenzo's brand manager. Claimed the super diva, "I used to model for Kenzo in Paris all the time!"

"Kenzo is one of my favourite brands!" said Kimora

Good golly gosh, this lassie looks like a dwarf but next most people are standing next to Kimora!

Raising the Curtain for Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel

Kuala Lumpur – March 25^th, 2013 - Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel was launched in style by celebrity guest of honour, Hollywood star Kimora Lee Simmons, who raised the curtain for the exclusive online channel. The fashion and reality TV star officially made the world accessible to Starhill Gallery’s renowned brands latest collections and much more.

Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel is a new and exciting multimedia platform that provides compelling, high quality videos, trendsetting online editorials and showcases an outstanding range of high-end retail products that are available in Starhill Gallery. The audience will have access to a full range of expertise and be able to experience all that Starhill Gallery has to offer from their own homes.

“Starhill Gallery was named by The New York Times as one of the places in the world one must visit and Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel offers everyone the chance to connect with Malaysia’s iconic shopping centre from anywhere in the world.” Yulia Dolmatova, PR & Marketing Director of YTL Land, said at the launch. “All the events, promotions, special interviews with our guests of honour, and the very latest fashion will be available to everyone at their very fingertips.”

The online channel will feature five different segments which will broadcast its own programmes, including ‘Fashion’, ‘Watches & Jewellery’, ‘Health & Beauty’, ‘Dining’ and ‘Home & Living’. All the latest collections, fashion shows and events will feature on the ‘Fashion’ channel while more than 120 different watch and jewellery brands, which are located on Adorn floor, will be showcased on the ‘Watches and Jewellery’ channel. The city’s finest dining options are discoverable on the ‘Dining’ channel or how best to have an indulgent experience when at Starhill Gallery with the ‘Health & Beauty’ channel. The ‘Home & Living’ channel will give an insight and tips on how one’s home and lifestyle can be spiced up.

Speaking at the launch, Executive Director of YTL E-Solutions Berhad, Amarjit Chhina stated “Infoscreen is delighted to be the content producer and channel manager of Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel. Starhill Gallery has been at the forefront of luxury retail in Asia and the Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel will be a compelling additional platform for it to showcase the latest in the world of luxury retail to its discerning clientele globally.”

Starhill Gallery’s exclusive channel will be updated regularly with the latest videos, including exclusive interviews and behind the scene footage of fashion shows from Starhill Gallery Fashion Week, all of which can be viewed at http://www.starhillgallery.com/sglc/. Starhill Gallery Luxury Channel provides up-to-the-minute articles, news and trends on the most sophisticated and latest goings-on taking place in Starhill Gallery.

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