I WAITED FOR 2 HOURS GLUED TO MY HI-DEFINATION RM 7,000 TV TO WATCH PRINCE WILLIAM AND DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE COME OUT OF LINDO WING WITH THEIR BABY.
When they did, I shouted "Bravo! Bravo! Long live Prince Christian of Cambridge!"
I know from divine sources the darling baby will be named Christian so he will be a great religious Christian leader and king to destroy evil creeping into Britain and Europe.
Everyone knows I am modest, shy, retiring and wall-flowerish but I must admit my darling son the Darling Dedione Kee is infinitely better looking than Prince Christian or maybe Prince Arthur of Cambridge. I am told it is a toss-up between these 2 names as King Arthur also sounds divine and London will be his Excalibur!
So when he is named tomorrow, you know you read it here first as I have direct access to the gods as I am a living divinity and demi-god.
Anyway I took photos of my darling Dedione, my adopted French son (he is a high-class French poodle and not some lowclass pooch from any other nation) with the Duke and Duchess's son in background so you can compare and of course darling Dedione wins paws down! Dedione is king of all 4-footed creatures! He is the greatest darling in this kalpa!
My darling Dedione is world's cutest!
No other baby, royal or peasant, comes close to darling Dedione the cutest creature in this kalpa
Just lookee at Dedione Kee!
The Duchess still looks pregnant!
Dedione is world's cutest
Is Dedione Kee the cutest darling in entire universe? Yes he is!
Richard Latsch Philips sponsored Dedione's grooming
When Dedione was born, I blew a trumpet
I don't ever recall my parents telling me the Malaysian Government fired a 41-gun salute when I was born but angels blew their trumpets in heaven I am told
I hope they used blanks or it would be very kerwei laiping
Bells pealed in Westminster Cathedral too
My parents played 'Dancing Queen' when I was born
They played 'Congratulations' by Cliff Richard
My parents played 'I Am What I Am' so that's how I became who I am!
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