LOVELY LOCATIONS FOR THE LOVELORN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY THSI 14 FEBRUARY WHICH IS ALSO CHAP GOH MEH, THE LAST AND 15 TH DAY OF CHINKY NEW YEAR SO MAKE OUT BY BREAKING OUT FROM THE GHASTLY NORM OF ROMANTIC DINNER FOR 2 AT SOME OVERPRICED RESTAURANT! FLY TO ONE OF THESE SUPERLATIVE SPOTS TO ENJOY WILD SEX AS ANYONE WHO PAYS FOR IT DESERVES THE BEST SEX YOU CAN GIVE!

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A ROSE DAYS BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY COSTS SO MUCH YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE HER A DINNER FOR THE PRICE OF A BOUQUET OF LIMP REDS. 

But eating out in your own hometown is deadly unimaginative and dull ain't it? So if you made money last year, squander on yourself and your wife, husband, lover or mistress by going on a rendezvous in one of these hotspots though Courcheval is freezy but you can be sure your wild sex session will keep you warm.

I suggest Marakesh in Morocco as I was there 3 years ago and had a fabulous time admiring Atlas mountains, the famous souk and exotic culture. Of course I was at the best hotel La Mamounia which is the best hotel in all Africa and so posh non-guests cannot just walk in for a look-see but must phone in advance! But Palais Namaskar is almost as good and cheaper!

Baden Baden is also a good choice as I was there many moons ago with Oliver Bauer so I know.

Oetker Collection offers Valentine’s Day celebrations          On the occasion of Valentine’s Day, Oetker Collection celebrates romance throughout its collection of masterpiece hotels.  From an exquisite candlelit dinner on a private island in the Seychelles to a romantic week-end escape in Marrakech or in the heart of the Black Forest in Baden-Baden, guests are spoilt for choice. Couples looking for a complete change of scenery can recharge for a week on Fregate Island Private, where romance is ever-present: candlelit dinner on a secluded white powdery beach, champagne and strawberries overlooking turquoise waters, exotic spa treatments soothed by the sound of the surrounding birdlife, and more. For a week-end escape in an oasis of tranquillity, Palais Namaskar in Marrakech and Brenners Park Hotel & Spa in Baden-Baden - where the historic Villa Stéphanie will soon unveil to present Europe’s most innovative spa experience - offer romantic packages. The offers include a 2-night stay in a luxurious room or suite, exclusive Valentine amenities and ultimate spa experiences. Those wishing for a wintery getaway will enjoy curling-up in the comfort of their cosy accommodation watching snowflakes adorning the mountain hills atL’Apogée Courchevel, Oetker Collection’s latest masterpiece hotel. Ultimately, epicureans looking for a romantic setting paired with the finest dining experience may dine at one of Le Bristol Paris restaurants. In addition to exquisite celebration menus, both venues will offer a chance to win a luxury gift. Epicure, the three Michelin-starred gourmet restaurant headed by Chef Eric Frechon, will feature a Tiffany&Co present while 114 Faubourg, the hotel one Michelin-starred luxury brasserie, will offer the opportunity to end the day with a Baccarat gift. Available on Oetker Collection website - www.oetkercollection.com - a choice of 20 gift boxes are available for guests to delight their loved one with a luxurious hospitality experience – be it a spa treat, a gourmet meal or a one-of-a-kind hotel escape For more information about Valentine’s Day offering throughout the Masterpiece Hotels of Oetker Collection, please visit our website:www.oetkercollection.com/eng/tempting-offers/at-a-glance    About The Oetker Collection                             The Oetker Collection is one of the most inspiring selection of masterpieces hotels in the world. The name ‘Masterpiece Hotels’ includes a pledge; a commitment to provide service of the highest quality, every hour of every day. The pearl as a symbol combines singularity, beauty and quality. The individual pearls bind together to form a unique pearl necklace, consolidate the establishments by making a statement in harmony with nature. Each property is one-of-a-kind, reflecting the unique European heritage, sharing the highest level of service, exceptional and historic architecture and interiors as well as a great attention to details. The Oetker Collection embraces seven luxury hotels including: Brenners Park-Hotel & Spa - a unique urban oasis, set in a sprawling park in Baden-Baden,   Germany Hotel du Cap Eden-Roc – a legendary hotel where old-world glamour meets modern luxury at the tip of the Cap d’Antibes Le Bristol Paris – the ultimate reference for French Art-de-Vivre at the heart of the city’s arts and fashion district Château Saint-Martin & Spa – A romantic chateau of excellence in Vence, the heart of French Riviera Palais Namaskar – An iconic, modern-day Palace in Marrakech, Morocco Fregate Island Private – a jewel of conservation, Seychelles’ true sanctuary L’Apogée Courchevel – a luxurious hand-crafted mansion created for the best family ski holiday in the French Alps Biographies and further information available: www.oetkercollection.com          Enjoy a candlelit dinner on a secluded white powdery beach at Fregate Island Private                   Enjoy a romantic Spa package experience at Brenners Park Hotel & Spa in Baden-Baden Curl up in the comfort of your cosy accommodation at L’Apogée Courchevel          Enjoy a romantic Spa package experience at Palais Namaskar in Marrakech