PHAT BARRELS THE NEW CAFE/RESTAURANT OPENS AT PUBLIKA WITH BIG BANG AND BARRELS OF FUN AND LAUGHTER WITH THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST SISTERS IN TOWN LENG YEIN AND LENG SEAN

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THE HOTTEST WATERINGHOLE IN KUALA LUMPUR HAS JUST SOFT OPENED AT PUBLIKA, ALSO AN EXTREMELY HOT MALL AND FOODIE HAVEN.

The name Phat Barrels reminds me of Baby Phat by Kimora Simmons as she is not fat but very tall and the 2 owners of Phat Barrels Kam Kok Fung and Larry Yeoh are not fat either though both are shorter than Kimora but then most men are!

Larry Yeoh looks like a film star in his spiffy white jacket while Kam Kok Fung reminds me of a rock star of sorts. Larry Yeoh is from Kuantan and he is actually a lawyer so he has brains as well. He also owns Phat Barrels Kuantan and the one in Publika is his second. His name card reads Larry & Kevin which sounds like  a stage name for a singing duo or but that is the name of his advocates and solicitors firm. 

I could scarcely believe my peepers when I saw Leng Yein---she was wearing big glasses and wrapped in a sweater! She looked like a female Bill Gates or Harry Potter with her owlish glasses. If I had dentures they would have fallen out from laughing too hard. Explained Leng Yein serenely, "I had my eyes lasered to cure my short-sightedness can or not? So I am wearing glasses for the time being."

I asked if it was snowing outside since she was drowning inside a loose T-shirt that read KTNK and not even KINK which I prefer. "I don't know what KTNK stands for so it is up to you to be creative but don't e naughty," said the sexpot. "Also I didn't realise there would be so many people as this is just a soft launch. I will be all dolled up for the official opening," she promised.

I had to take her photos as they would be a reverse scoop. I told the charmer, "My caption for your photos will be 'Leng Yein as you have never seen her before---wearing nerdy glasses and full dressed"!

 Kam Kok Fung and Larry Yeoh own Phat Barrels at Publika

 Looks like they are balancing 2 golden balls and 4 black balls, so erotic

 Shirlin from Istanbul and Ng Kun Tek from Tapah which is not so glam

 Daniel and the Turkish temptress

 Kee Hua Chee and his trainee temptress as she learns from the master

 Josh Lim of Allday Media and his harem

 Yup, you should have been there

 Kee Hua Chee and Jessica Tan of thejessicat.com, such a nice pretty pussy

 Josh Lim points to Leng Yein's boobs though I could not see even a bulge from her loose blouse

 Kee Hua Chee with 2 sexpots

 3 sexpots here; Stephanie Liah, Kee Hua Chee and Leng Yein

 Leng Sean and Leng Yein are the 2 hottest sisters in town

 We should all be there for sure

 2 hottie sisters

 Ng Kun Tek and the 2 sexiest sisters in universe

 Kee Hua Chee takes off with his Hermes cap with the sex goddesses

 Leng Sean is like Aphrodite, Kee Hua Chee has his portrait painted on shirt as Thor the God of Thunder and Leng Yein as a vestal virgin

 Leng Sean was wearing heels so she towers over Leng Yein who looked quite midgety in her flatties

 Sisterly love---wouldn't you love to be their brother too?

 Daniel and his sexual conquests or maybe not

 He seems happy with the performance of his harem

 Stephanie Liah is also a sex goddess of the first calibre like me

 I was very disappointed not to see her famous cleavage

 Nice purplish lips

 Burberrry blouse

 Kee Hua Chee showing his limited cleavage

 Stephanie Liah presses Ng Kun Tek's nipples

 Note Kee Hua Chee's dinosair necklace and monster ring

 Datin Reiss Tiara and Stephanie Liah but I could hardly see Stephanie's lips! She needs red hot lipstick!

 Datin Reiss Tiara, Kee Hua Chee and Stephanie Liah were voted Sexiest 3some of the Night

 They look like triplets

 One for the album

 2 fingers in Josh Lim's arnpits

 2 fingers at Josh Lim's groin

 Josh can't seem to put his right arm down

 One for the road

 Arthur Tan and Kee Hua Chee

 Arthur Tan Karr Kheng and Kee Hua Chee

 Her name is Joy and singing's her game

 Spreading joy via her singing

 Su Ling and Datin Reiss Tiara

 Su Ling collects Chanel bags and Datin ReissTiara collects diamonbds

 Joy runs 9 Lives the band!

 This sexy pussy has 9 lives! She looks a bit like Ning Baizura

 Beauties in blue

 Kee Hua Chee's Hermes cap caused a sensation and so did Joy

 Joy of 9 Lives with Ng Kun Tek of 1 life

 Inside Phat Barels

 Fun

 Thats how Phat Barrels looks like outside

 Josh Lim was preoccupied with this dame 

Grand finale