PART 1; AMSTERDAM EROTIC MUSEUM IN THE NOTORIOUS AND VERY DE NICE REDLIGHT DISTRICT!

KEE@FSWMAG.COM
When it comes to sex and drugs, Amsterdam is heaven on earth. The prostitutes sitting inside their red (now you know why such dens of iniquity are called red and not yellow or green) windows are for your picking and you are spoilt for choice.

I knocked on the window of a very pretty and sexy girl under 25 and asked how much. She opened the door and smiled ever so seductively, "50 euros" which is RM 220 which even poverty stricken peasants from the Third World can afford.

"What do I get?" I inquired.

"I suck your cock and you fuck me," the darling replied.

"How long?" I queried.

"20 minutes. Normal men should be able to cum by then. I will make sure!" she giggled.

"Can I kiss you?" I stared at her red, pouty and certainly luscious lips and nice teeth.

"No, but only suck and fuck but since you are so cute, I will kiss you and lick you!" she beamed.

Wow! 

But for 7 euros (around RM 30) you get to enter 4 floors of Erotic Museum which is also fun! You can easily get a hard on and wank yourself silly looking at the exhibits as I was practically alone most of the time! 

 Entrance to Erotic Museum. RM 30 entry fee

 I like this nextdoor building which is a bar

 Here I go!

 Very welcoming and friendly and SAFE!

 Tits and cunt! This poster greeted me upon entry which shocked the life out of me as I am very religious, conservative and shy

 More cunt and tits

 Chinese snuff boxes

 Japanese bone netsuke

 Tree of Life!!!!

 I need get one!

 Nut crackers! Put the walnut inbetween her legs

 Lan Chaiu galore

 Erotic vases

 Japanese sex positions

 Blow jobs

 Bet your gf can't do this position

 Indian sex

 I love this carving as the folds remind me of a chibai not that I have ever seen a real one as I am virgin

 Cock lovers

 Yummy, finger licking good like KFC

 Just sit and enjoy

 Hot rod

 I like this position

 The folds on this plate look like vagina!

 Room with magic mushroom stools

 Snow White corrupted!

 Prince is charmed by Snow White tits and cock turrets 

Nice 

 Sex, sex, sex!

 Tribal sex

 Big cocks

 Indians do it like this under moonlight

 Indian sex

 1970s sex

 Early days were like these

 Cunt licker

 Oh

 Picasso 

 The good old days

 Nice

 Sex manual

 Objets d'art

 These erotic paintings are original and for sale, quite cheap too as most are under RM 3,000

 I like big cocks but this is taller than me

 Bad feng shui or not? Woman over my head  peeing!

 You can see her pee coming out from her chibai

 I am standing underneath the transparent aquarium

 The other side

 Pee on me!

 I never knew women can pee so far

 Sexy

 S and M

 Mannequins behind bars in sex positions and gear

 Big cock to suck

 Wow

 I dunno whats happening here

 Upside down also can

 Hot

 Big dick

 Mine not this big, just a bit smaller

 Yummy

 3some

 Great

 Oh

 Why use fake dick when real ones are around

 Hmmm

 
 This is the girl peeing!

 Madonna in her book 'Sex' which I bought at her launch in London at her party where I met her

 What the devil is doing to Madonna

 Madonna shocked the world with this  book

 Nice tongue

 Teach us!

 Hmmm

 Big, very de big cock

 Fab

 Put your head here

 Sit on this sex chair

 Pose with her

 Sex pix

 What a waist

Empty room!