PART 1---MR ACT 2014 WAS A MASSIVE SUCCESS AT BADMINTON STADIUM! MUSCLEMEN AND BULGING BODIES PACKED WITH SOLID MEAT GALORE!

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I ASSUMED MR ACT MEANS THE CONTESTANTS HAD TO 'ACT' ON STAGE WHICH WAS PERFECTLY FINE BUT ACTUALLY 'ACT' STANDS FOR 'ARAH CEMERLANG TERBILANG' OR A.C.T!

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I MET THIS CONTESTANT WHO, LIKE ALL FINALISTS, WAS SMOTHERED IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE CHOCOLATE!

BUT NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO LICK HIM DRY!

THE BROWN, OILY SOLUTION IS SUPPOSED TO ENHANCE THE BODY'S CONTOURS AND HIGHLIGHT THE DEFINITIONS BUT I PREFER THE NATURAL TONE AND COLOUR OF THE HUMAN BODY! NOW HE JUST LOOKED LIKE A PAINTED DOLL! HE MIGHT AS WELL PAINT HIS FACE AND FEET!