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THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW MY BIRTHDAY DINNER AT JOJO'S ITALIAN RESTAURANT AT TROPICANA GOLF AND COUNTRY CLUB BECAME KNOWN AS 'BELUM BAYAR BIRTHDAY BASH'.
Jojos' is the best Italian restaurant in Petaling Jaya but PJ is not walking distance from highclass Palladium condo in Jalan Gurney 2 where I reside in solitary splendour. Corinna Tan was supposed pick me but last minute she could not so Jeff Kong Jiang Foong of DF Pharmacy, Dong Foong Manufactuers and Urban Rooftop Vertical Farming Association kindly booked an Uber car for me. So convenient as Uber means the trip is prepaid and guaranteed safe and fast.
True enough, the driver Adam was efficient and courteous and even phoned to say he wold be 5 minutes late. The trip was pleasant and when I arrived at Tropicana Club's grand entrance I hopped out and ran quickly up the stairs as I was late due to traffic jam. Jeff Kong, Estee Leong and Corinna Tan was not at entrance to welcome me so I quickened my pace to look for them.
Meanwhile poor Adam the driver was howling after me, wailing "Belum bayar! Belum bayar!" That's Malay for 'Not paid yet! Not paid yet!"
Everyone in the lobby stared at me in horror as they assumed I tried to escape paying my taxi fares since I was almost running as I also needed the loo!
I was so embarrassed so I snapped, "What you mean it is not paid! Uber is prepaid in advance by credit card! How dare you accuse me of trying to avoid payment!"
Adam replied, "My taxi is not Uber! It is Mytaxi which means the passenger must pay upon arrival!"
I hollered, "Nonsense, your taxi is Uber! I was told it was Uber!"
The distraught driver pleaded, "My car is MyTaxi! I should know, right?" He hurriedly showed me proof and I meekly forked out RM 50 as the rich and famous who lived in highclass Tropicana sniggered and grinned.
I ALMOST DIED FROM EMBARRASSMENT!
I wanted to beat Jeff Kong but since he was paying for my expensive birthday dinner, I decided to bash him after he paid for the meal and wine. Jeff Kong is very de rich and has never booked a taxi so he did not know any difference between prepaid Uber and postpaid MyTaxi! So I had to forgive him!
And that is how that party became known as "Belum Bayar Birthday Bash"! All due to Jeff Kong Jiang Foong!
JEFF KONG JIANG FOONG, DATO KEE HUA CHEE WITH HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENTS AND ESTEE LEONG
DATO KEE HUA CHEE AFTER RECOVERING FROM THE FIASCO
SHY, CONSERVATIVE AND MODEST DATO KEE HUA CHEE TURNS AWAY AS CORINNA TAN BARES HER BOSOM
DATO KEE HUA CHEE SHOWS RED FAN GIVEN BY ZENY LADORES OF MANILA
ESTEE LEONG, DATO KEE HUA CHEE, CORINNA TAN, BOSS OF JOJO'S, JEFF KONG, HON TIAN HAUR, SUSAN LOW AND HUEY HIEW
THE FOOD WAS FANTASTIC
DATO KEE HUA CHEE RECEIVING BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM SUSAN LOW OF FOXXYTONG CAFE IN USJ 10
ESTEE LEONG OF MASKSLIM GAVE MASKSLIM BEAUTY PRODUCTS TO DATO KEE HUA CHEE SO HE WILL LOOK 4EVR YOUNG
YUM!
HUEY HIEW, SUSAN LOW, ESTEE LEONG AND CORINNA TAN
JEFF KONG TOASTS DATO KEE HUA CHEE
LOVE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE
HUNKY, HANDSOME HON TIAN HAUR
HUEY HIEW AND SUSAN LOW OF FOXXYTONG CAFE
DATO KEE HUA CHEE HAS FORGIVEN JEFF KONG FOR NOT PAYING HIS TAXI IN ADVANCE AND HUMILIATING HIM IN PUBLIC
FEAST!
DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S BIRTHDAY CAKE!
THE FIRE BRIGADE ORDERED DATO KEE HUA CHEE TO USE 1 CANDLE ONLY AS THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF CANDLES WOULD BE A FIRE HAZARD!
SUSAN LOW, ESTEE LEONG, CORINNA TAN, DATO KEE HUA CHEE, HON TIAN HAUR, HUEY HIEW AND JEFF KONG
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!
DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND HIS HAREM
SEX SLAVE CORINNA TAN FANS HER MASTER AND LORD OF HER LIFE
DATO KEE HUA CHEE CANNOT EAT UNLESS HE IS FANNED BY ONE OF GIS CONCUBINES
DATO KEE HUA CHEE PREFERS TO BE HAND FED BY HIS SEX SLAVES
VERY CONVENIENT TO HAVE A HAREM
ESTEE LEONG IS PREGNANT BUT ALL DOUBT IF DATO KEE HUA CHEE IS THE FATHER
THE GIRLS HAVE TO HAND FEED THEIR LORD
BUT THE MEN HAS TO MASSAGE DATO KEE HUA CHEE! HERE JEFF KONG MASSAGES HIS LORD BY GENTLY BEATING HIS SHOULDER WITH CLENCHED FISTS
HON TIAN HAUR MASSAGES DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S SHOULDERS
AND PULLS HIS EARS IN AN RE-ENACMENT OF AN ACTUAL INCIDENT IN PARIS
THIS EAR PULLING ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN PARIS
HMMM...
SUSAN LOW, ESTEE LEONG, CORINNA TAN, DATO KEE HUA CHEE, HON TIAN HAUR, HUEY HIEW AND JEFF KONG
JEFF KONG STILL EMBARRASSED OVER THE BELUM BAYAR FIASCO
THIS IS THE CULPRIT
CORINNA TAN AND HORNY HON
CORINNA TAN AND JEFF KONG WHO DIDN'T PAY DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S TAXI FARE IN ADVANCE
CORINNA TAN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE
CORINNA TAN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE
CORINNA TAN AND HUEY HIEW
JOJO ITALIAN RESTAURANT
FROLICKING IN FRONT OF TROPICANA FOUNTAIN
GOLD INGOT FOR GOOD LUCK
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