ART EXPO MALAYSIA 2016---TODAY SUNDAY IS LAST DAY! OPENS 11 AM TILL 6 PM SO SEE YOU THERE AT MATRADE!

KEE@FSWMAG.COM

COLIN LIM, DATO KEE HUA CHEE WEARING HIS CARP PAINTING ON HIS  BODY INSTEAD OF HANGING THEM ON THE WALL SO BORING AND SIM POLENN PROJECT DIRECTOR OF ART EXPO 2016 THE ORGANISATION THAT OWNS AND RUNS THE WORLD'S ONLY FREE ADMISSION ART SHOW! BUT ALAS, MAYBE NEXT YEAR THEY WILL START CHARGING RM 10 PER ENTRY  PER PERSON--BLAME IT ON RISING COSTS AND THE FACT MANY ATTENDEES BRING THEIR LITTLE CHILDREN AND KIDS WITH NO INTEREST IN ART. WITH A SMALL ADMISSION FREE, THIS ENSURES ONLY GENUINE ART LOVERS WILL COME AND THE CROWD WILL NOT BE SO ELB0W-CRUSHING! 

TOO BAD TIN CUP NOT DETACHABLE SO CANNOT BE USED FOR TEA

NICE HOUSE

YOU CAN DO THIS YOURSELF---GET TOILET PAPER, TEAR AT RANDOM, FRAME AND HANG ON WALL IN BATHROOM IN CASE YOU LATER RUN OUT OF TOILET ROLL

TRUE OR NOT

ONE EYED JACK, I MEAN JANE

ANOTHER COCK-EYED GAL

LOOKS LIKE CHINESE FAIRY

CONVERT YOUR OLD, UNUSED, DILAPIDATED PENCIL/CRAYON BOX INTO RM 2,000

THIS MOTH MADE OF PAPER CAREFULLY BURNED AT EDGES TO MIMIC MOTH'S COLORATIONS COSTS RM 2,200

COLOR PENCIL BOX

TINY PAPER PLANE OF WW2 NEWSPAPER

I TOT IT WAS MATA KUCING OR ARE THEY CHANGING NAME TO SOMETHING ELSE

THE LITTLE GLOBE HANGS OUT OF THE PHOTO! CUTE!

THIS IS THE CREATOR AIMME GARCIA MARRERO FROM CUBA 

PRICEY PHOTOS BUT YOU CAN ASK ARTIST AIMEE GARCIA MARRERO TO USE YOUR PORTRAIT INSTEAD OF HERS BUT YOUR ARTWORK MAY NOT INCREASE IN VALUE UNLESS YOU DISCOVER CURE FOR COMMON COLD

HMMM HE WONDERS IF HE CAN DO THIS HIMSELF

NOW I KNOW WHERE MY FLOOR MATS WENT TO

RUSSIA

HORSES FROM MONGOLIA, RM 4,000 EACH

DATUK VINCENT SIM THE FOUNDER OF ART EXPO AND PERLIS CONTINGENT

MATRADE

MY FABULOUS, FAMOUS, FANTASTIC TIGER BANGLE FACES ITS COUSIN IN PAINTING

2 TIGERS

ONE IN GOLD AND SEMI PRECIOUS STONES AND THE OTHER IN OIL

DATO KEE HUA CHEE WITH TIGER BANGLE AND CROCODILE BAG

DATO KEE HUA CHEE NOT SO SKINNY SO CANNOT BE BALLET DANCER

LOVELY BALANCER

RM 185,000 FOR THIS WOODEN STATUE BY FAMOUS JAPANESE SCULPTOR

MY FAVORITE PAINTING OF HANDSOME MAN MAKING LOVE TO PEACOCK

THE EGG WITH MAN COSTS ONLY RM 5,900

LOVE THESE BALANCING GUYS!

SCARY BUT REMINDS US OF OUR MORTALITY AS IN THE END, HOWEVER RICH OR POOR, FAMOUS LIKE ME OR UNKNOWN LIKE YOU, DEATH IS ALL WE GET

KERWEI LAIPING

MEANWHILE LET'S AMUSE OURSELVES

THESE 3 ELONGATED GUYS SCULPTURE IS MY FAVORITE

MEN EMERGING FROM MAN

MEN LIKE ANTS CRAWLING ALL OVER WALL!

WHIMSICAL AND QUIRKY

SALUTATIONS!

I ALWAYS LIKE PORTRAITS, ESPECIALLY OF ME, I AND MYSELF 

ARTIST IS SOE SOE FROM BURMA

SEE

VERY 3D!

I HAD URGE TO TRY SCRAPE THE ACRYLICS..

NICE

REMINDS ME OF MY CLOTHES

I HAVE SHIRTS AND PANTS SIMILAR TO THESE

THIS SINGAPOREAN ARTIST JEFFREY WANDLY  REALLY SLIPPED AND FELL AS I INITIALLY THOUGHT HE WAS WEARING LEG BRACE AS FASHION ACCESSORY TO TRY OUTSHINE MY CROCODILE BAG. LUCKY I DIDN'T STEP ON HIS LEG TO SEE IF REAL OR NOT

RM 39,000 FOR THIS BRONZE PAIR

KUAN KUNG

PRAISE BUDDHA THE TRUE GOD AND JESUS IS ONE OF HIS MANIFESTATIONS FOR THE MAT SALLEH 

NICE STYLE

FRISKY AND CATTY

AT LEAST SHE IS HAPPY..THOUGH DOESN'T LOOK IT THOUGH

STORY OF  MOST PEOPLE'S LIVES. LUCKY DUE TO BUDDHA'S INTERVENTION AND JESUS'S INYERCESSION, MY LIFE IS HAPPY AND TRUE

LOVE COCKS

THIS IS CHUAH SEOW KENG THE FAMOUS PENANG ARTIST FROM YAHONG GALLERY AND SON OF CHUAH THEAN TENG, WITH WIFE AND SON. YOU CAN TELL THEY FATHER AND SON AS BOTH WEARING SAME SHIRT. I NEVER WORE SAME SHIRTS AS MY LATE, SAINTED FATHER. MY CONSERVATIVE DAD WOULD RATHER DIE THAN WEAR SIMILAR CLOTHES TO MINE AND HE DID ON 1 AUGUST 2016 THOUGH HIS DEATH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY GLAMSLAM BAJU, OMITOFU 

DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND CROCODILE JOIN IN

I LOVE THIS MASTERPIECE, A MONUMENTAL OIL PAINTING BY TOP PENNAG ARTIST CHUAH SEOW KENG IN BATIK STYLE AND SELLS FOR RM 180,000 BUT WORTH EVERY SEN AS THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING IN ART EXPO 2016!

LOVE CHUAH SEOW KENG'S COCK PAINTINGS AS HE WAS BORN IN YEAR OF COCK

CHUAH SEOW KENG, DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND CHUAH JUNIOR WHO IS CURRENTLY THE MOST HANDSOME ARTIST IN MALAYSIA 

THIS YOUNG ARTIST IS BOTH TALENTED, TALL AND TERRIFIC LOOKING AND IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR TAIWAN ACTOR

MAGNIFICENT SET OF ORANGEY BOWL AROUND RM 6,500

THEY ARE REMOVABLE BUT MEANT TO BE DISPLAYED TOGETHER. FROM US OF A

LOVE THIS SET OF ART ROCKS, AROUND RM 4.500

PLACE THEM ON FLOOR OR WALL!

LOOK DELICIOUS LIKE M&Ms. THE LADIES QUITE DELIGHTFUL TOO

LIKE THIS

THAT'S ME! MAYBE NOT

GERMAN SAND ARTIST TIM BENGEL

THIS MAGNIFICENT SAND PAINTING OF U KNOW WHAT ALREADY SOLD. MAYBE TO PETRONAS!

THE SANDS AND GOLD FLAKES HAVE BEEN LACQUERED AND VARNISHED SO THEY WILL NOT FLAKE OFF OVER THE YEARS THOUGH THE NEW OWNER WILL FRAME IN GLASS FOR PROTECTION. FROM WWW.GERMASIAGATEWAY.COM AND I THINK THE NAME GERMASIA MEANS GERMANY AND ASIA RATHER THAN GHASTLY GERMS FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA! 

YOU KNOW WHO, OUR BIG BOSS

TIM BENGEL AND YOU KNOW WHOS

LOVE HIS HAIR. WWW.GERMASIAGATEWAY.COM OR DIRK@GERMASIAGATEWAY.COM 017 267 2651

LOVE THE DARLINGS, THEY ARE ALUMINIUM, NOT CERAMICS OR PORCELAIN. MADE BY WEI HUANG FROM SINGAPORE. AVAILABLE FROM BRUNO GALLERY, TANGLIN PLACE SINGAPORE. WWW.BRUNOARTGROUP.COM +65 6733 0283

LOVE THIS SET OF BUTTERFLIES WHICH CAN BE ARRANGED TO YOUR LIKING AND THEY CAN EVEN LIE FLAT 180 DEGREES. HANDMADE BY CHARLES FAZZINO TJE FAMOUS 3D ARTIST. ONLY FROM BRUNO GALLERY IN SINGAPORE

GAY PAREE IS MY FAVORITE! BY CHARLES FAZZINO THE FAMOUS 3D ARTIST

THE BIG APPLE AKA NEW YORK CITY

MY FAVORITE 3D ARTIST!

NO POINT BUYING THIS AS IT FEATURES SINGAPORE, MIGHT AS WELL AS CHARLES FAZZINO DO KUALA LUMPUR AND INCLUDE YOUR HOUSE

CLOSE-UP

SLICED AND SPLICED, LIKE MY LOVE LIFE AND BANK ACCOUNT

CUTEST

HOTTEST LEGS

BACK TO MY FAVORITE BUTTERFLY ARTIST FROM BRUNO GALLERY. WWW.BRUNOARTGROUP.COM LOOKS LIKE RM 20,000 BUT ONLY RM 1,800! EVEN I COULD AFFORD

SENSATIONAL! TRUE WORK OF MOBILE ART. LOVE THIS SO MUCH

NICE ALSO BUT NORMAL

NEED BUY BOTH FOR IMPACT BUT BETTER YOUR OWN PORTRAITS FOR THE PRICE

PRICE INCLUDES EXTRA CIRCLE

MY TIGER BANGLE MEETS ANOTHER COUSIN IN OIL

FROM THAILAND

ALL FROM THAILAND

BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS BUT WHY GO TO WAR IN FIRST PLACE THEN ASK FORGIVENESS LATER FOR WHAT

CAN TELL FROM THEIR FACES THEY ARE INDONESIANS

FIND THEM VERY VISUALLY ARRESTING AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING BUT CERTAINLY IMPACTFUL

SUPERHEROES AT WAR

DATO KEE HUA CHEE WEARS HIS CHINESE CARPS ON PANTS AND JACKET! 

WHY HANG YOUR CARPS WHEN YOU CAN WEAR THEM? 

VERY INDONESIAN 

CUTE COS FAT

VERY MALAYSIAN 

VERY BALI

VERY BALLSY

VERY HIERONYMUS BOSCH! THE MODERN CHINESE VERSION OF 'THE HAY WAIN' OR 'TEMPTATION OF ST ANTHONY'. UP TO YOU! 

CONTEMPORARY CHINKY VERSION OF 'THE LAST JUDGMENT' OR 'HELL---FALL OF THE DAMNED' 

CAN THIS BE THE CONTEMPORARY ORIENTAL TAKE ON 'GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS'?

ANGRY DE

HORSEY

HMMM

I THINK I CAN DO THIS ALSO

AND THIS!

AND THIS FOR SURE! I NEED BE A PAINTER! EASY MONEY

I SUPPOSE ONE SHOULD NOT SIT ON ONE

BIG MOUTH, REMINDS ME ON AN URINAL BUT I AM A PHILISTINE

I AM THE KEY (KEE)!

RAINY EFFECT LIKE TYPICAL MUSIC VIDEOS

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES! THIS IS A PORTRAIT COMPOSED OF HUNDREDS OR MAYBE THOUSANDS OF TINY HUMANS MERGING AND MORPHING AND MULTIPLYING TO BECOME A GIGANTIC PORTRAIT OF DAVID BOWIE!

CHARLIE CHAPLIN!

STEVE JOBS!

SEE

WHAT 

I MEAN?

MUHAMMAD ALI

AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY FROM RED SEA GALLERY

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RED EA GALLERY, TANGLIN VILLAGE, SINGAPORE. +65 6732 6711   CHRIS@REDSEAGALLERY.COM

MOBILE +65 9476 3749 CHRIS CHURCHER

ELVIS PRESLEY

AUDREY HEPBURN

CHRIS CHURCHER THE EXCLUSIVE SUPPLIER OF THESE UNIQUE MASTERPIECES BY SYAIFUL OF INDONESIA. WWW.REDSEAGALLERY.COM  TANGLIN VILLAGE, SINGAPORE.  +65 9476 37 49 CHRIS CHURCHER

THIS MONSTROUS GIANT BALL OF WOOD FROM 'TREE AND ME' REVOLVES ON ITS AXIS AND COSTS RM 290,000 AND WEIGHS 2.5 TONS

WOOD ARTIST FROM 'TREE AND ME' TEO SENG HONG FROM BATU PAHAT, JOHORE 

CREATOR OF 'TREE AND ME FURNITURE AND INTERIORS DESTINATION' TEO SENG HONG FROM BATU PAHAT, JOHORE

THIS GREAT GLOBE 

IT REVOLVES SLOWLY SO YOU CAN ADMIRE THE NATURAL GRAIN AND HOLES OF THE GIANT TRUNK

THIS IS CALLED 'PLANET JUPITER' AS IT RESEMBLES THE SOLAR SYSTEM'S BIGGEST PLANET AND COSTS RM 150,000. TREE.ME_8158@HOTMAIL.COM  TEO SENG HONG 019-71118 158

BALINESE HEAVEN

ANOTHER CONVERSION

AT THE ENTRANCE

FACE IS VERY DE BIG AS YOU CAN SEE