DATO NANCY YEOH'S WEDDING TO ROLV REISSIGER---THE 7 DEADLY SINS PRE-NUPTIALS PARTY AT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE'S LOVE NEST MALMAISON EXPOSED LIFE'S NAKED FACTS AND FIGURES---AND SEXY, NEAR NAKED ONES AT THAT!

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IN CASE YOU ARE AS INNOCENT, SINLESS AND PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW LIKE ME, THE 7 DEADLY SINS ARE PRIDE, ENVY, WRATH, GLUTTONY, LUST, GREED AND SLOTH. 

 I AND THESE VIPS STAYED AT THE FARM@ABBEY CERNAY ----BILL LEWIS, DATIN NAI YEE, SHEENA, DATIN SURAYA FALAK AND DATO SHAMSUL FALAK TAN SRI KADIR

 ALL DRESSED TO KILL, THRILL AND CHILL

 SHEENA LOOKS DIVINE 

 2 DIVINITIES

 SHEENA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE DRESSED AS A MUSKEETEER ('KEE', GET IT?)  WHILE SHEENA AS A CHINESE ANGPOW GODDESS

 DATIN SURAYA FALAK, DATO KEE HUA CHEE, DATIN NAI YEE AND SHEENA 

 SUPR HOT QUARTET

 DAZZLING

 Y.A.M TUNKU DARA TUNKU NAQUIAH TUANKU JAAFAR ARRIVING IN LUXURY COACH AT PETITE MALMAISON OR CHATEAU DE LA PETITE MALMAISON WHICH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MUCH BIGGER CHATEAU DE MALMAISON BUT BOTH WERE OWNED BY JOSEPHINE DE BEAUHARNAIS THE WIFE OF EMPEROR NAPOLEON BONAPARTE WHO LOVED RESIDING HERE RATHER THAN LOUVRE OR VERSAILLES 

 DATO JULIE LIM ADJUSTING HER FEATHERS

 MAXIM  FROM CARTIER! NOW NO MORE BUT I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AFTER CARTIER MALAYSIA AND SINGAPORE AND LATER HONG KONG

 MAXIM WAS VERY KIND AND HOSPITABLE TO ME ALWAYS AND TOOK ME TO EXPENSIVE MEALS AT CHINA CLUB IN HONG KONG AND I AM ALWAYS GRATEFUL TO HIM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH GENEROSITY WHEN I COULD NOT AFFORD TO BUT ANYTHING FROM CARTIER. OF COURSE THIS DOES NOT IMPLY I CAN NOW!

 AS WE WALKED TO PETITE MALMAISON, I SAW THIS GHOSTLY, GHASTLY FIGURE FLOATING ON THE RIVER! I ALMOST FAINTED FROM FRIGHT AND ESCTASY

 IS HE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? OR THE BOATMAN ON THE RIVER STYX WHO MUST BE PAID BEFORE HE FERRIES YOU TO HADES! 

 CHATEAU DE LA PETITE MALMAISON!

 SINCE THIS WAS A MASQUERADE BALL, I ONLY RECOGNISED DATIN NAI YEE AND TUNKU DARA TUNKU NAQUIAH TUANKU JAAFAR

 THAT'S SHEENA AT BACK SO THE DAME MUST BE MUM DATIN NAI YEE

 PAT LIEW AND CO

 I RECOGNISED GINA MULLER'S CLEAVAGE ANYWHERE!

 EACH GUEST IS ASKED TO PICK A SOLID SILVER BRACELET NAME TAG BUT AT RANDOM SO YOU HAVE TO ASK OTHER GUESTS IF THEY HAVE YOUR TAG. DID NOT WORK OUT AS FEW BOTHERED AS A GUEST WOULD BE MORTIFIED IF 199 OTHER GUESTS KEPT ASKING IF HE HAD THEIR TAGS! IN THE END, MOST WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S TAG BUT DUE TO THE PERSONAL INTERVENTION OF JESUS CHRIST AND VIRGIN MARY, GINA MULLER MIRACULOUSLY PICKED MY TAG AND GAVE IT TO ME THE RIGHTFUL OWNER! 

 TUNKU NAQUIYUDDIN AND TUNKU NURUL HAYATI

 THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF CHATEAU DE LA PETITE MALMAISON

 MY DARLING GINA MULLER

 THAT WOULD BE DATO JULIE LIM AND DATIN CHAI SCHNYDER WITH EXPENSIVE SABLE STOLE!

 DATO JULIE LIM AND DATIN SU FALAK

 CHARLES RAJ AND PARTNER FROM LONDON

 DATIN SU FALAK AND DATO SHAMSUL FALAK

 DUNNO WHO WOR

 VALERIE DRESSED AS A MAN AND MAXIM AS WOMAN

 HMMMM I MUST SAY MAXIM MADE FOR QUITE AN UGLY WOMAN BUT A HANDSOME MAN!

 DATO JULIE LIM INSIDE PETITE MALMAISON

 PORTRAIT OF NAPOLEON ON HORSE

 EDA AND ALEXANDER QUAI---THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EMPRESS JOSEPHINE AND EMPEROR NAPOLEON 

 BUT JOSEPHINE'S BAJU BIT TOO MAIDISH AND NOT OSTENTATIOUS ENOUGH FOR AN EMPRESS OF LA BELLE FRANCE

 OK THAT'S ME IN GOLD MASK

 ME WITHOUT SHIRT

 OK SO MAYBE NOT

 OH LOOKEE AT HIS BODEE

 THIS MADAME LOOKS MORE LIKE EMPRESS JOSEPHINE

 IT'S TAN SRI NG YEN YEN, FORMER MINISTER OF TOURISM! WALAO!

FORMER UMNO TREASURER  DATO SRI ABDUL AZIM MOHD ZABIDI AND FORMER MINISTER OF TOURISM TAN SRI NG YEN YEN

 DATO JULIE LIM OF LAMPE BERGER MALAYSIA WHO IS A TEMPTRESS HERSELF TOO I MUST SAY

 WHAT A SEXY ASS AND BARE BACK---WONDER WHO IS THE OWNER OF SUCH ASSETS

 IS THAT GILLIAN HUNG?

 INSIDE PETITE MALMAISON

 4 ANGELS OF LOVE AND CARE---TUNKU DARA TUNKU NAQUIAH TUANKU JAAFAR, TUNKU NURUL HAYATI, DATO SRI DR FARAH KHAN AND DATIN SERI RAIHAN ABDUL RAHMAN

 DIVINE BEAUTIES OF ASTONISHING COMPASSION

 ILLIZA HO, DATO JIMMY CHOO, DATIN REBECCA CHOO AND TAN SRI NG YEN YEN 

 GILLIAN HUNG AND DATO JIMMY CHOO

 DATO SRI ABDUL AZIM MOHD ZABIDI, TAN SRI NG YEN YEN AND DATIN SRI RAIHAN AZIM

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 Y.A.M TENGKU NONG SORAYA, SISTER OF HRH SULTAN PAHANG AND DATO JOHNNY

 MISS ORANGE FEATHERS I DUNNO

 PARTY IN FULL SWING

 GINA FULLER AND HANDSOME JACK MULLER HER SON SO I ASSUME THE LOVELY LASSIE IS HER DAUGHTER

 DATO JULIE LIM WRAPPED IN FUR INSIDE LUXURY COACH