Kee Hua Chee Live!: DATO NANCY YEOH'S WEDDING TO ROLV REISSIGER---THE 7 DEADLY SINS PRE-NUPTIALS PARTY AT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE'S LOVE NEST MALMAISON EXPOSED LIFE'S NAKED FACTS AND FIGURES---AND SEXY, NEAR NAKED ONES AT THAT!

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IN CASE YOU ARE AS INNOCENT, SINLESS AND PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW LIKE ME, THE 7 DEADLY SINS ARE PRIDE, ENVY, WRATH, GLUTTONY, LUST, GREED AND SLOTH.

I AND THESE VIPS STAYED AT THE FARM@ABBEY CERNAY ----BILL LEWIS, DATIN NAI YEE, SHEENA, DATIN SURAYA FALAK AND DATO SHAMSUL FALAK TAN SRI KADIR

ALL DRESSED TO KILL, THRILL AND CHILL

SHEENA LOOKS DIVINE

2 DIVINITIES

SHEENA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

DATO KEE HUA CHEE DRESSED AS A MUSKEETEER ('KEE', GET IT?) WHILE SHEENA AS A CHINESE ANGPOW GODDESS

DATIN SURAYA FALAK, DATO KEE HUA CHEE, DATIN NAI YEE AND SHEENA

SUPR HOT QUARTET

DAZZLING

Y.A.M TUNKU DARA TUNKU NAQUIAH TUANKU JAAFAR ARRIVING IN LUXURY COACH AT PETITE MALMAISON OR CHATEAU DE LA PETITE MALMAISON WHICH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MUCH BIGGER CHATEAU DE MALMAISON BUT BOTH WERE OWNED BY JOSEPHINE DE BEAUHARNAIS THE WIFE OF EMPEROR NAPOLEON BONAPARTE WHO LOVED RESIDING HERE RATHER THAN LOUVRE OR VERSAILLES

DATO JULIE LIM ADJUSTING HER FEATHERS

MAXIM FROM CARTIER! NOW NO MORE BUT I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AFTER CARTIER MALAYSIA AND SINGAPORE AND LATER HONG KONG

MAXIM WAS VERY KIND AND HOSPITABLE TO ME ALWAYS AND TOOK ME TO EXPENSIVE MEALS AT CHINA CLUB IN HONG KONG AND I AM ALWAYS GRATEFUL TO HIM FOR SHOWING ME SUCH GENEROSITY WHEN I COULD NOT AFFORD TO BUT ANYTHING FROM CARTIER. OF COURSE THIS DOES NOT IMPLY I CAN NOW!

AS WE WALKED TO PETITE MALMAISON, I SAW THIS GHOSTLY, GHASTLY FIGURE FLOATING ON THE RIVER! I ALMOST FAINTED FROM FRIGHT AND ESCTASY

IS HE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? OR THE BOATMAN ON THE RIVER STYX WHO MUST BE PAID BEFORE HE FERRIES YOU TO HADES!

CHATEAU DE LA PETITE MALMAISON!

SINCE THIS WAS A MASQUERADE BALL, I ONLY RECOGNISED DATIN NAI YEE AND TUNKU DARA TUNKU NAQUIAH TUANKU JAAFAR

THAT'S SHEENA AT BACK SO THE DAME MUST BE MUM DATIN NAI YEE

PAT LIEW AND CO

I RECOGNISED GINA MULLER'S CLEAVAGE ANYWHERE!

EACH GUEST IS ASKED TO PICK A SOLID SILVER BRACELET NAME TAG BUT AT RANDOM SO YOU HAVE TO ASK OTHER GUESTS IF THEY HAVE YOUR TAG. DID NOT WORK OUT AS FEW BOTHERED AS A GUEST WOULD BE MORTIFIED IF 199 OTHER GUESTS KEPT ASKING IF HE HAD THEIR TAGS! IN THE END, MOST WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S TAG BUT DUE TO THE PERSONAL INTERVENTION OF JESUS CHRIST AND VIRGIN MARY, GINA MULLER MIRACULOUSLY PICKED MY TAG AND GAVE IT TO ME THE RIGHTFUL OWNER!