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BELOW IS THE OPENING GAMBIT BUT AFTER RECITING THIS, ALEXANDER QUAY CAST HIS NOTES ASIDE AND STARTED AD-LIBBING AND SPOKE SUCCINTLY, COHERENTLY AND EVER SO STYLISHLY MANY GUESTS CAME TO HIS TABLE TO CONGRATULATE HIM.
IT WAS A NO-HOLDS BARRED SPEECH AS HE SPOKE ABOUT HIS MOTHER'S CANCER AND STROKE, NORMALLY TABOO AND SENSITIVE TOPICS BEST AVOIDED---BUT ALEX IS THE SON OF NANCY! SO LIKE MUM, LIKE SON!
EXCERPTS;
"First all I would like to say congratulations to Mr and Mrs Reissiger!... okay
let's start the speech!
"So if you haven't noticed that I'm the only shortest
and Asian person on stage which means it has been scientifically proven I'm a
midget!
"So obviously I'm the odd one out here because I want
to be different and not be part of anything. Well my mother has encouraged me
to be myself and she said don't let anyone stop you from being yourself!
"And I would
always go to her events when I was still fetus sized and said to myself
"that will be me on stage one day!" The way my mother spoke on stage inspired me to be confident! Obviously she was not as good as Hilary
Clinton but she was better than Donald Trump!
"I would go backstage and see the
models changing... please note I'm not a pervert! And I would see them rushing
like made like a ant colony.
"It inspires me to see how everything works! Same
with behind the scenes... I saw the setup! But obviously I can do a better job!
Hahaha.
"A personal note from me to my mother! I have always
been sometimes... ungrateful and I never realised the things you do for me that
make me the person I am today. We may have fights here and there but there's
something you need to know.... "I still love you."
Thank you!"
Among the memorable anecdotes; "I go to her office after school and I would hear screams which at first I thought was someone giving birth. Later I found it was my mother scolding her staff".
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"One day mum came home crying and said maybe she would not be able to see me growing up and Ronnie. I was very young and didn't understand but since she cried I thought I might as well keep her company so I cried too"
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"Later I found she had cancer of the uterus. Then she had a heart attack but the Viking warrior was with her in the car so he saved her life and made her his wife as a reward"
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ALEXANDER QUAY IS ALL OF 13 BUT SPOKE WITH SUCH CONVICTION AND LAIDBACK STYLE HE BROUGHT MANY TO TEARS WITH HS GENUINE SINCERITY.
EVERYONE WAS ENTHRALLED AND ENCHANTED FORM START TO FINISH
ALEX QUAY ELICITED ERUPTIONS OF CLAPS AT REGULAR INTERVALS
THE VIP SEATED IN FRONT OF ALEXANDER AND SOPHIE REISSIGER IS BARONESS VIVEKA BONDE, GOD-DAUGHTER AND NIECE OF HIS MAJESTY KING CARL XVI GUSTAF OF SWEDEN. ORIGINALLY THE WEDDING WAS TO BE HELD IN HER AMAZING FAMILY PALACE BY THE SEA IN SWEDEN BUT IT WAS UNDER RENOVATION AND IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPLETE ON TIMESO THE VENUE WAS CHANGED TO CERNAY ABBEY NEAR VERSAILLES, FRANCE.
THE LAST TIME ALEX QUAY READS FROM NOTES
ALEXANDER QUAY PREPARES TO CONQUER THE AUDIENCE
THE CONQUEST WAS COMPLETE! NO STRAGGLERS LEFT BEHIND!
SEE HOW ALEX QUAY CRACKS THEM UP!
MUM DATO NANCY YEOH DID NOT BOTHER TO READ THE DRAFT AND LEFT IT TO ALEX QUAY TO SAY WHAT HE WANTED SO SHE WAS AS SURPRISED AS ANYONE ELSE TO HEAR WHAT HE SAID!
DATIN CHAI SCHNYDER CRACKS UP AS DOES YONG
FARNEE, AIN'T IT?
DATO JIMMY CHOO VIDEOS ALEX QUAY FOR POSTERITY
BARONESS VIVENKA BONDE IS CHARMED
ALEXANDER QUAY COOLLY ECLIPSES ALL SPEECHES BEFORE AND AFTER HIM AS HIS STEP BRO ALSO NAMED ALEXANDER AND STEP SIS SOPHIE LOOK ON IN ADMIRATION
ROLV IS HERE SOMEWHERE, TRUST ME
I WAS SO IRKED WITH THIS IRRITANG CANDELABRA COMPLETE WITH CREEPING IVY I WANTED REMOVE IT BUT DID NOT WANT TO STEAL THE SHOW BY BEING SO PUSHY
SO IT'S EITHER THE BRIDE OR GROOM WHO GETS PHOTOGRAPHED, NOT TOGETHER, SO KERWEI
MUST REMEMBER TO TELL NEWLY WEDS TO NEVER PLACE A CANDELABRA IN FRONT OF THEM! HOW TO TAKE GOD PHOTOS WITH THIS BLOCKAGE?
EVERYONE WAS FASCINATED BY ALEX QUAY'S AMAZINGLY WITTY AND TOUCHING SPEECH THAT STRAIGHT TO THE JUGULAR. THIS 13 YEAR OLD KID IS SMARTEST IN OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE THOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE THERE IS A SHARPER KID IN THE DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE BUT UNTIL THEN, ALEXANDER QUAY RULES OK!
NO ONE COULD OUTDO NOR OUT WIT ALEXANDER QUAY!
DATO NANCY YEOH ABOUT TO SAMBA ON THE TABLE
OH, THE FIRST KISS OF THE EVENING!
WHEN YOU KISS AND FLICK YOUR TONGUES INSIDE YOUR MOUTHS, IT IS VERY TIRING SO DATO NANCY YEOH HAD TO STOP FOR AIR
NOW SHE HOLDS HER HUSBAND'S FACE FOR SUPPORT AS THEY KISS AGAIN FOR 47 MINUTES 36 SECONDS.
LIVE SINGING FROM WELLKNOWN PERFORMER.
BEYONCE AND MADONNA WERE SUPPOSED TO SING BUT THEY WITHDREW AS THEY COULD NOT COMPETE WITH DATO NANCY YEOH'S AURA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S BAJU
DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S PEARLIES WERE DONE BY TOP AESTHETICIAN AND ORTHODONTIST DATUK DR SEAN PAUL OF LIVINGWELL MEDICAL CENTRE AT STARHILL. COST RM 78,000 FOR 28 TEETH BUT WORTH EVERY NIBBLE! GUESS WHO IS AT LEFT? HE IS A GREAT KISSER TOO I WAS TOLD BY PEOPLE IN AUTHORITY
ANOTHER TOAST TO MR AND MRS REISSIGER
HER HIGHNESS PRINCESS DARA NAQUIAH, PRINCESS ROYAL OF NEGERI SEMBILAN AND DAUGHTER OF 10TH KING OF MALAYSIA
TUNKU DARA SAID SHE KNEW DATO NANCY WHEN SHE WAS PART TIME DEEJAY AT BLUE MOON DISCO AT EQUATORIAL HOTEL. I KNEW NANCY WHEN SHE WAS DRIVING SECOND HAND PROTON!
PRINCESS NAQUIAH LOOKING RESPLENDENT IN ELEGANT TIARA AND JEWELS
EXCELLENT SPEECH FROM PRINCESS NAQUIAH
DATO JOHARI ABABS WAS OFFICIAL SINGER
SYDNEY AND MICHAEL ACTUALLY LOOK QUITE SIMILAR
GOOD LOOKERS TEND TO LOOK ALIKE SO MANY MISTAKE ME FOR MICHAEL'S TWIN, BRUDA FROM DIFFERENT MUDHA!
PRINCE NAQUIYUDDIN SPEAKS AND HE IS A DIPLOMAT SO OF COURSE HE SPEAKS WONDERFULLY
GETTING UP TO DANCE
BEING MALAYSIANS, OUR FIRST DANCE WAS POCHO POCHO!
THE NORWEGIANS WERE BEDAZZLED AND BEMUSED
MANY TRIED TO FOLLOW THE STEPS BUT A COUPLE SURRENDERED AND DID THE JIVE INSTEAD!
FINALLY THE GROOM SPEAKS!
ROLV REISSIGER ALSO THREW AWAY HIS CAREFULLY PREPARED NOTES AND DID AN ALEX QUAY!
I ONCE CARRIED NANCY LIKE THIS OR WAS IT A FISH?
MRS REISSIGER CHANGED INTO OSCAR DE LA RENTA FROM NEW YORK AS SHE KISSED HUBBY AGAIN FOR SO LONG I WENT TO LOO, WENT TO MY HOTEL ROOM TO BLOG, NEGOTIATED A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF A PUBLIC LISTED COMPANY, CAME DOWN AND SHE WAS STILL AT IT!
SHE WAS EITHER CARESSING HIM SEDUCTIVELY OR SENDING A MORSE CODE
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
ANDREW AT IT
ELVIS PRESLEY MADE AN UNEXPECTED APPEARANCE
ROLV RESSIGER THAN SHOWED A VIDEO OF HIM PROPOSING MARRIAGE TO DATO NANCY YEOH IN FRONT OF EIFFEL TOWER
STRANGE BUT I WAS NOT INVITED WHEN THAT HAPPENED BUT STRANGER THINGS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN SO I SHALL FORGIVE HIM
WATERWORKS
VELY LOMANTIC WOR, SO MUST CLY CLY A BIT LOR
ACTUALLY SHE CRIED A LOT!
SCREAMING FROM ECSTASY AS ROLV FINALLY POPPED THE QUESTION SHE HAD BEEN PRAYING TO BUDDHA AND JESUS FOR AGES
DUNNO IF CRYING OR SMILING, MAYBE BOTH
LUCKY DATO NANCY YEOH HAD FORESIGHT TO USE TEARPROOF EMPRO MASCARA FROM DR COCO ALEX
ROLV REISSIGER THEN OFFERS THIS MASSIVE BLUE SAPPHIRE TO DATO NANCY YEOH IF SHE MARRIES HIM! I WOULD TOO! SO DE BIG AS WHITE MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BIG, NOT LIKE CHINAMEN, NOT THAT I CAN SAY FROM EXPERIENCE
MESSY HAIR BUT WHAT TO DO
DATO NANCY YEOH BURIES HER HEAD ON HIS MANLY CHEST
END OF 1 CHAPTER AND BEGINNING OF NEXT!
DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY
SO GENEROUS AND RICH
AS BLUE AS PRINCESS DIANA'S ENGAGEMENT RING
ROLV REISSIGER WANTED TO GIVE PRINCESS DIANA'S SAPPHIRE RING TO DATO NANCY BUT KATE MIDDLETON REFUSED TO SELL AND THE DEAL COLLAPSED BUT SINCE THIS SAPPHIRE IS BIGGER, DATO NANCY WAS CONSOLED
ROLV WIPING OFF DATO NANCY'S SALIVA FROM HIS MOUTH, OH SO EROTIC
SLEEPING BEAUTY!
AS MR AND MRS REISSIGER TAKE TO THE FLOOR FOR THEIR FIRST DANCE, THIS LITTLE GIRL TOOK REFUGE UNDER THE WRAP
KAI'S DAUGHTER I BELIEVE
MR AND MRS REISSIGER'S FIRST DANCE TOGETHER
MAGICAL!
MR REISSIGER LIFTING MRS REISSIGER OFF HER FEET!
PROPOSING AGAIN BUT THIS TIME NO SAPPHIRE OR RUBY OR EMERALD RING
JUST HIS LOVE WHICH WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH AND MADE DATO NANCY'S CUP RUNNETH OVER
EVERYONE DANCING NOW
WISH I COULD MARRY TOO BUT BUDDHA SAID NOT IN THIS LIFETIME SO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT KALPA. HOPE DATO NANCY YEOH WOULD BE THERE TOO TO ORGANISE MY MARRIAGE
SUBLIME SETTING
DANCING IN SUBLIME SETTING
DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
THIS MONKS HALL IS OVER 1,000 YEARS OLD SO THE AMBIANCE IS UNPARALLELED
NASI LEMAK FOR SUPPER! DATO KEE HUA CHEE TUCKS INTO GENUINE, TOP NOTCH MALAYSIAN SUPPER MADE BY 3 MALAYSIAN GUYS AFFY, JACK AND JIMMY WHO SET UP 'NASI LEMAK PARIS' COMPANY BASED IN PARIS. A PACKET COSTS AROUND 8 TO 10 EUROS COS PARIS IS EXPENSIVE!
DATO NANCY YEOH PAID A STAGGERING 2,000 EUROS (RM 10,000!) FOR 220 PACKETS, MAKING IT THE MOST EXPENSIVE NASI LEMAK SUPPER EVER
DATIN SURAYA FALAK ENJOYING HER NASI LEMAK
NORA MARZUKI, DATO JIMMY CHOO AND TUNKU MUDA SERTING TAN SRI TUNKU IMRAN TUANKU JAAFAR
SAME SAME
ILLIZA HO AND DATO JIMMY CHOO
ILLIZA HO CELEBRATED HER BIRTHDAY ON 27 SEPTEMBER 2016, A DAY BEFORE DATO NANCY YEOH'S WEDDING DAY SO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ILLIZA, ASIA'S BEST AND MOST TALENTED HANDBAG DESIGNER
SLINKY SIRENS
IF THIS IS NOT PURE ENJOYMENT I DUNNO THE MEANING OF THE WORD LAH
AH YES, DEFINITELY PURE, UNADULTERATED ENJOYMENT! CONGRATS TO DATO NANCY YEOH AND ROLV REISSIGER AND MAY YOU TWO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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