ROSMAH'S BOXES CONTAIN THE 3 'B''s---BIRKINS, BLING AND BLOODMONEY! SO WONDER NO MORE WHAT THE TRUNKS, SUITBASES AND BAGS CONTAIN! AND SINCE THIS IS ALL ABOUT TRANSPARENCY, IF THE PAVILION RESIDENCES ARE NOT UNDER NAJIB'S NAME NOR MY NAME AND THE NEWSPAPERS SAY THEY BELONG TO A TAN SRI (WHICH CANNOT BE ME AS I AM ONLY A DATO), WHY NOT MENTION THE NAMES OF TAN SRI D AND PUAN SRI C. I AM NOT PRIVY TO THE SEARCH SO CAN ONLY GUESS LAH. BUT YOU GET THE DRIFT

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SO MANY BAGS AND BELONGINGS ARE TAKEN FROM PAVILION RESIDENCES USED AS STOREHOUSES BY FORMER FIRST FAMILY THAT THE POLICE COULD NOT GIVE A ROUGH ESTIMATE AS THE BAGS, BIRKINS, BLING AND BLOODMONEY WERE WAY TOO MANY!

WHY SETTLE FOR MEASLY, CHEAP SHOES LIKE IMELDA MARCOS WHEN YOU CAN ACCUMULATE PRESTIGIOUS, EXPENSIVE AND VALUABLE BIRKIN BAGS MADE BY HERMES? 

IMELDA MARCOS'S SHOES WERE MOSTLY MADE IN THE SHOEMAKING DISTRICT OF MARIKINA IN MANILA WHICH SHE BOUGHT TO SUPPORT THE LOCAL SHOEMAKERS.

DATIN SERI ROSMAH WAS SMARTER BY INVESTING IN BIRKIN BAGS WHICH COST AROUND RM 25,000 WHEN SHE STARTED BUYING THEM WITH YOUR MONEY A DECADE OR MORE AGO.

THE CHEAPEST BIRKIN BAG IS NOW AROUND RM 40,000 FOR THE SMALLEST 25 CM EPSOM LEATHER BAG. 

SEE WHAT A SAVVY INVESTOR OUR ROSMAH IS AS SHE HAS MADE SO MUCH PROFIT OVER THE YEARS WHILE IMELDA'S SHOES HAVE STEADILY DECLINED IN VALUE UNLESS YOU ARE A FAN AND WISH TO OWN SOMETHING ONCE USED BY FORMER FIRST LADY OF PHILIPPINES WHO HAS BEEN CLEARED OF WRONGDOING ANYWAY.

JEWELS ARE ALSO INVESTMENT-WORTHY AS BIG BLUE DIAMONDS GO UP IN VALUE CONSISTENTLY.

DIAMONDS ARE ALWAYS YOUR BEST FRIENDS WHEN HUMAN ONES HAVE ABANDONED YOU TO THE WOLVES WHICH YOU PREVIOUSLY STARVED.

SINCE DATIN SERI ROSMAH DID NOT SEEM TO GO FOR COMPLICATIONS OR COMPLEX WATCHES THAT TELL YOU THE EQUATION OF TIME AND OFFERS SPLIT SECOND TIMING, HER TIMEPIECES ARE STUDDED WITH DIAMONDS AND PRECIOUS GEMS SO THEY QUALIFY AS BLING.

AND IF SHOPPING FAILS TO EXCITE, THERE IS ALWAYS COLD CASH TO CLING TO. MONEY IS KING OR QUEEN IN HER CASE. HAVING LORRYLOADS OF CASH IS ALWAYS A COMFORTING THOUGHT. UNLESS YOUR CASH IS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU IN LORRIES.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT---RAVISHING ROSE GOES FOR THE 3 Bs---BIRKINS, BLING AND BLOODMONEY. 3 THINGS TO CONSIDER FOR FUTURE DESPOTS.