Kee Hua Chee Live!: PART 2---THE FACE OF ZION FINALS WAS WON BY LING INSTEAD OF PRINCE AMAN WHICH SHOCKED EVERYONE AND THE RIOT POLICE WERE SUMMONED TO PROTECT THE JUDGES WHO WERE BEING LYNCHED BY ANGRY CROWDS FOR BAD JUDGING AMID SHOUTS OF CORRUPTION, BRIBERY, ARM TWISTING, BLACKMAIL AND SEX. ORGANISER CHELSEA WONG HAS FLED TO KAZAKHSTAN AS HER MALAYSIAN PASSPORT WAS CANCELLED. OK SO MAYBE I EXAGGERATE BUT HALF THE JUDGES CAME LATE, LIKE IN 2 HOURS LATE WHEN THE FLYERS ANNOUNCED THE CONTEST WOULD BE FROM 8 PM TILL MIDNIGHT. THE CONTEST STARTED AT 10.15 PM AND THE RESULTS WERE ANNOUNCED WAY PAST 1 AM. ONE JUDGE ARRIVED AS THE CONTEST STARTED SO THAT WAS NOT PROFESSIONAL BUT THE OTHER JUDGES WERE LATE BECAUSE THEY WERE BUSY SEARCHING FOR OPTICIAN SHOPS TO BUY CONTACT LENSES WHICH WERE CLOSED BY THEN SO THEY WERE PRACTICALLY BLIND ALL NIGHT LONG. THE SECOND RUNNER-UP WAS WILLIAM BUT THE JUDGES' DECISION WAS FINAL SO POOR PRINCE AMAN HAD TO PERSUADED NOT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. EVERYONE AGREED THERE SHOULD BE A MALE AND FEMALE WINNER. THE MALE FACE OF ZION SHOULD BE PRINCE AMAN AND FEMALE FACE OF ZION SHOULD E LING. THEN ALL CAN DIE HAPPY. HOW CAN A GIRL WITH BIG, BOUNCY BOOBS COMPETE WITH A MAN WITH HAIRY CHEST, BROAD SHOULDERS, BULGING BICEPS AND LAN CHIAU? LING IS TALL, WILLOWY AND IDEAL AS CATWALK MODEL BUT FACE OF ZION IS NOT A MODEL SEARCH OR MISS MALAYSIA/MANHUNT CONTEST BUT A PACKAGE DEAL THAT INCLUDES GOOD LOOKS, PERSONALITY, STAGE PRESENCE, STYLE, CHARISMA, HEIGHT, SEX APPEAL AND SEXY BODY (GOD, I AM DESCRIBING MYSELF!) AND SINCE I DID NOT PARTICIPATE THE TITLE SHOULD GO TO PRINCE AMAN WHO ALSO DID TERRIFICALLY WELL IN TALENTIME

KEE@FSWMAG.COM

PRINCE AMAN LOST TO LING CHEN BY 3 POINTS AS THE JUDGES DECIDED TO MAKE LING THE FACE OF ZION 2018!

Results:

Winner - Ling Chen (Malaysia)

Runner Up - Prince Aman (Myanmar)

2nd Runner Up - William Sha (Syria)

Top 5 - Faarain (Malaysia)

Top 5 - Lindsey Yap (Malaysia)

Most Photogenic - Mariah Sierra Fisher Williams (USA)

Ms Hypertune - Hannaa Tan (Malaysia)

Best Actor - William Sha (Syria)

Best Vocalist - Faarain (Malaysia)

Best Commercial Look - Lindsey Yap (Malaysia)

Most Popular - Ibrahim Rajb (Iraq)

Best Catwalk - Sam Divel (Syria)

Most Talented - Hailey Lynn (Malaysia)

2nd RUNNER-UP WEAAM SHAWAHEEN, DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND 1st RUNENR-UP PRINCE AMAN

WHY WAS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN LOOKING SIDEWAYS INSTEAD OF AT THE CAMERA AS HE WAS RUINING THE PHOTO!

FOUND OUT LATER WEAAM SHAWAHEEN WAS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH JUDGE VINCENT CHONG! BUT VINCE IS STRAIGHT AND HAPPILY MARRIED WITH 2 KIDS! BUT I THINK THEY EXCHANGED PHONE NUMBERS LATER, SO JUICY!

LING CHEN FROM TAIWAN WON 'FACE OF ZION' 2018! CONGRATS!
**************************************

I THINK PRINCE AMAN LOST MARKS DURING THE Q & A WHEN HE UNDERWHELMED THE JUDGES WITH BORING, DREARY, POLITICALLY CORRECT ANSWER. HIS QUESTION WAS "ARE YOU THE MOST DESIRABLE PERSON TO WIN AND WHY".

Prince said the usual nonsense about hard the finalists worked and how everyone deserved to win and failed to answer coherently. If he did not deserve to win then why take part in the first place? Why not stay home or at mamak stall watch World Cup? And why remove his shirt at every opportunity to show off his drop-dead gorgeous body? Why not wear flowing long robes that hide every bulging muscle?

He should simply say yes, he deserves to win as he has everything from looks to height, body, brawn, brains and beauty but the judges may think otherwise! Like I always say, false modesty gets you nowhere. By trying to please all, you end up pleasing none.

I checked the judges score sheets and true enough, Prince lost by 3 points so too bad lor, Ling won!

THE WINNERS
FACE OF ZION; LING CHEN FROM TAIWAN

1st RUNNER-UP; PRINCE AMAN FROM MYANMAR

2nd RUNNER-UP; WILLIAM SHA FROM SYRIA

3rd RUNNER-UP; FARAIN FROM MALAYSIA

4th RUNNER-UP; LINDSEY YAP FROM MALAYSIA

LAU KIT MUN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE GLOW LIKE CELESTIAL ANGELS FROM HEAVEN

LAU MUN KIT AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

LAU MUN KIT AND AYDEN MOK

TALENTIME

RAP SINGER

HOT

CONFIDENT

EVEN HOTTER

PRINCE IN ACTION!

OMIGOD

ALL THE GIRLS FAINTED

AND A FEW MEN TOO

THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE

IMAGINE A GIRL LYING BELOW, WALAO EH

OR SITTING ON TOP

WALAO

NOW HE IS MAKING LOVE TO THE FLOOR

PRINCE DESERVES TO WIN BEST TALENT TOO BUT DID NOT, DUNNO WHY

ORGANISER CHELSEA WONG WEARS JIMMY LIM

JUDGE CHRISTINA LEE, ONE OF 12 JUDGES

MY CAMERA COULD NOT HANDLE CHRISTINA LEE'S BOOBS AND HAD A MELTDOWN

DAREN LEE

JIMMY LIM

BON ZAINAL

CAST KAZAMA

VINCENT CHONG

PRINCE AMAN CAME TO HIGH-5 VINCENT CHONG WHO SAID HIS BODY WAS PHENOMENAL

ANATASIA AND NOT AMNESIA

HER SURNAME IS DOPING TOO!

FOONG CHEE

MY COUSIN WINNIE KEE

SHE CALLS HERSELF WINNIE K AND SINCE SHE SEXY AND SMOULDERING, THE K MUST STAND FOR KEE

WINNIE KEE SHOULD REMOVE HER YELLOW JACKET SINCE NOT SNOWING INSIDE ZION CLUB

VERONICA HAS HOT LEGS

VERY DE NICE

MANY MEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO VERONICA. DUNNO WHY A WOMAN WANNA TOUCH A WOMAN, SO SCANDALOUS

LAU MUN KIT KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO TO DATO KEE HUA CHEE TOO

DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S MANLY CHEST IS BEYOND COMPARE

Q AND A

QUITE HOT HER ASS

PRINCE LATER WON FIRST RUNNER UP

LING CHEN WENT ON TO WIN FACE OF ZION!

LOOKS LIKE TINA TAN OF SINGAPORE

MODEL LOOK

WILLIAM SHA WON 2nd RUNNER-UP

LOH JUNN WENG

LAUGHING HAPPILY

OH NO, LOH JUNN WENG GETS EMOTIONAL

CRYING LIVE ON STAGE! I LOVE IT

COMPOSING HIMSELF BUT TOO LATE COS LIKE THIS HOW TO WIN?

SEEMS LOH JUNN WENG IS BACK TO NORMAL

COMFORTING HUG FROM KIND HEARTED PRINCE

WEAAM SHAWAHEEN COMFORTS LOH JUNN WENG TOO

LING CHEN ALSO CAME TO COMFORT THE YOUNG BOY

GROUP HUG GOING ON AT THE BACK AS ANOTHER FINALIST GETS TO WORK

HUGGING STOPPED DE

OH NO, BACK AGAIN THE WATERWORKS!

IS LOH JUNN WENG GOING TO FAINT AS I WAS HOPING CPS WOULD BE MORE DRAMATIC

ALL ATTENTION WAS ON LOH JUNN WENG!

IS WEAAM GOING TO CRY TOO? EVEN BETTER IF SO

SEE HOW DOWNCAST LOH JUNN WENG IS? HE IS COUNTING THE CRACKS ON THE STAGE

HE BLEW HIS NOSE SO HARD HALF OF BUKIT BINTANG HEARD HIM

WEAAM SHAWAHEEN HAD TO BE INTERPRETER AS LONG HAIR SPOKE POOR ENGLAND

STRANGE AS OTHER SYRIANS SPOKE GOOD ENGLISH

POSING IS IT

LOH JUNN WENG STILL SNIFFING

DUNNO WHY SO KANCHEONG AS ONLY NEEDED TO PICK A QUESTION SO NO NEED ALL 10 FINGERS

QUESTION IS WHETHER SHE PREFERED TO BE REBORN A MAN OR WOMAN

IS THAT A 6 OR 9

REACTION FROM JUDGES

HE CAME BACK TO ELABORATE

NOW IS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN'S TURN

WEAAM WAS VERY POPULAR TOO

HUG HER FOR WHAT AS I NEVER HUG CHELSEA

FINALLY WE GOT THE TOP 5

SUBSIDIARY WINNERS

JUST SEE THE SASH LA FOR THE TITLE

CHELSEA'S BACK ALSO NICE

MIGHT AS WELL BRING HER HOME

PRINCE AMAN WON NOTHING SO WE ASSUMED HE WOULD WIN FACE OF ZION TITLE

2 TITLES SUMORE

CONGRATULATIONS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN OR WILLIAM FOR SHORT COS SPELLING IS TRICKY

GUESS WEAAM WILL BUY CHELSEA A CUP OF TEA LOR

NOW WHO IS FIRST RUNNER-UP?

TENSION BUILDING!

AND THE FIRST RUNNER-UP IS....

...PRINCE! OMIGOD

PRINCE SEEMED HAPPY

I THOUGHT PRINCE WOULD GO DOWN AND BEAT ALL THE JUDGES

LING CHEN FROM TAIWAN WON!

LING IS THE FACE OF ZION!

SMILES ALL ROUND

RM 2,000 OK , NOT RM 2

SEE

DATO REISS TIARA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

BACK TO THE TOP 5 WINNERS

2nd RUNNER UP IS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN, WINNER IS LING CHEN WHO IS NOW THE FACE OF ZION AND 1st RUNNER-UP IS PRINCE AMAN

THE TOP 3 WINNERS!

1st RUNNER-UP PRINCE

2nd RUNNER-UP IS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN

SEXY SMILE

ARRANGING FOR GROUP PHOTO

ALMOST READY

ALMOST THERE

DONE!

WHY WAS WEAAM SO HAPPY CONSIDERING HE DID NOT WIN

NO SORE LOSERS! SO SPORTING UNLIKE ME

WITH JUDGES AND SPONSORS

WHY WAS WEAAM SHAWAHEEN LOOKING AWAY INSTEAD OF AT THE CAMERA AS EVERYONE ELSE! HE HAS SPOILED THE PHOTO

AGAIN WEAAM IS STARING AT SOMEONE!

LATER I CONFRONTED HIM AND HE SAID HE WAS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH VINCENT CHONG! NEVER KNEW BOTH ARE SO FLAMING! VINCE CHONG IS HAPPILY MARRIED AND HAS 2 KIDS AND HAS NEVER SLEPT WITH A GUY AS FAR AS MY SPIES TOLD ME SO WHY WOULD WEAAM MAKE SHEEP'S EYES AT HIM? I THINK THEY SWOPPED PHONE NUMBERS ALSO LATER! I WAS SHOCKED AS I AM VERY CONSERVATIVE AND OLD FASHIONED