DAY 2 OF AMBER CHIA'S ANNUAL FAMILY TRIO TO THAILAND, THIS TIME TO CHIANGRAI AND CHIANGMAI. IN CHIANGRAI WE VISITED A MONUMENTAL EDIFICE THAT PAYS HOMAGE TO THAI FOLK ARTS FROM PAST TO PRESENT AND A HINT OF FUTURE. CREATED BY THAILAND NATIONAL ARTIST THAWAN DUCHANEE OVER 50 YEARS, BAAN DAM OR BLACK HOUSE MUSEUM IS TESTIMONY TO ONE MAN'S VISION OF HOW WORKS OF ART SHOULD BE DISPLAYED AND ENJOYED! BAAN DAM BLACK HOUSE MUSEUM IS SO EXTRAVAGANT AND EPIC IT IS WORTH FLYING FROM KL TO CHIANGRAI JUST TO DROOL OVER THE STUPENDOUS ARTEFACTS!

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THIS BLOGPOST FOCUSES ON THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE---THE PENIS! 

SUCH COCKS OF VARIOUS SIZES, SHAPES AND SHADES ARE FOUND IN SEVERAL PLACES IN BAAN DAM WHICH AMUSED ME NO END. I LOVE THAILAND FOR ITS LACK OF FALSE MODESTY AS WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR SEXUAL ORGANS? WITHOUT WHICH YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE READING AND GETTING TITILLATED! 

PHOTOS BY CANON POWERSHOT SX720HS

 WORLD'S SEXIEST TOILET SIGNAGE! THE LOO IS FOR WOMEN AND MEN SO MIGHT AS WELL SHOW CHIBAI AND LAN CHIAU! 

AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE LEFT WAS A SQUASHED BREAD BUN AND THE RIGHT A MUSCLED ARM WITH CLENCHED FIST

INSIDE THE LOO IS NOTHING  KINKY THOUGH 

THEN I HAD A CLOSER LOOK AND TOUCH! 

THE BIG COCK IS 3-D SO COULD HOLD!

I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A WOODEN CHIBAI BEFORE WOR

OR TICKLE WOODEN BALLS!

SEE MA, I COULD TOUCH BOTH FEMALE AND MALE SEX ORGANS WITH 1 HAND

TICKLE TICKLE AND MANY BEMUSED TOURISTS WERE VIDEO TAPING ME OR TAKING PHOTOS OF MY ANTICS WHICH THEY LATER EMULATED SO THEY HAD SOMETHING TO SEND HOME

WALAO EH

MONSTROUS COCKS

SELF SERVICE SUMORE

TOUCHING YOURSELF IS FINE, AIN'T IT

SELF SERVICE

TSK TSK

NOTI BOY

HOW COME  HE HAS 2 LAN CHIAU?

WALAO EH

GOD AL MIGHTY

MIGHT AS WELL

2 WORKS OF ART

BENCH TO SIT AND POSE BUT I WAS TOO SHY AS I THE MODEST, WALLFLOWER, RETIRING AND BLUSHING TYPE

MORE COCKS INSIDE THE SOUVENIR SHOP, THIS TIME AS KEY CHAINS 

COCK CATAPULTS

EROTICA THAILAND STYLE

LITTLE CUTE FIGURINES OF THAWAN DUCHANEE THE FOUNDER OF BAAN DAM MUSEUM OF DARK HUMOUR 

HE LOOKS LIKE A GNOME

WELL DONE, THAWAN DUCHANEE!

BRAVO THAWAN DUCHANEE! 

HMMM THIS LITTLE GIRL IS STARTING YOUNG

WITH APPROVAL FROM HER MUM SUMORE

PENIS WITH RED COCK HEAD INSIDE MAIN HALL

AROUSING!

WILTING BUT STILL ROCK HARD

A WOMAN ON A PENIS!

KERWEI!

EROTIC AND EXOTIC WORK OF ART. WONDER IF THE LITTLE OLD LADY AGREED

WONDER IF THE LITTLE OLD LADY WAS REMEMBERING THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND VIRILE

MAGNIFICENT SIZE

HORNY CHAIR 

CHAIRMAN MAO IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE

LOOKS LIKE LIPSTICK INSIDE COCONUT BOWL

EVEN THE CHAIR CAN GET HORNY 

AMBER CHIA IS BEMUSED 

LARGER THAN LIFE

MY KIND OF CHAIR

DUNNO WHAT THE 3 FLOWERS ARE MEANT TO SYMBOLISE

TO DRINK FROM THE  COCONUT BOWL IS GOOD OR BAD? WHAT IF YOUR LAN CHIAU SHRINKS TO THIS SIZE?

WORLD'S LONGEST LAN CHIAU 

COCONUT GRATERS

2 HEADED PENIS! 

FINALLY MEN CAN PROVE THEIR COCKS ARE USEFUL EVEN IF THEY ARE USED TO GRATE COCONUT HUSKS

YOUNG THAI STUDENTS SITTING DEMURELY ON A COCKLESS TABLE