PHOTOS BY CANON POWERSHOT SX 720 HS
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SHE SAYS, "I KNOW HOW MY LADYBOYS FEEL. THEY LOVE TO DRESS UP, DANCE, POSE AND ENTERTAIN! MANY HAVE COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY DEGREES WHILE SOME USED TO WORK WITH THAI GOVERNMENT BUT THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED BEING WOMEN AND VERY BEAUTIFUL ONES SINCE THAILAND HAS THE WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY SURGEONS! I KNOW ALL OF THEM WELL AND ADVISE THEM ON THE USUAL PROBLEMS WITH BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS."
HER LADYBOYS OR TRANSVESTITES OR AH KUA ARE PROFESSIONAL PERFORMERS AND NOT THE KATOYS HANGING IN BARS IN NEARBY PATONG BEACH OR KARON BEER BARS.
ENTRANCE IS RM 130 UNLESS YOU INSIST ON FRONT ROWS AND THERE IS A CHAMPAGNE/BEER/WINE BAR IN THE FOYER.
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SIMON CABARET IS PHUKET'S MOST FAMOUS LADYBOYS' SHOW THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER REALISE THESE STUNNINGLY SEXY AND BUSTY BABES WERE ALL BORN WITH LAN CHIAU!
OF COURSE MOST HAVE CUT OFF THEIR APPENDAGES WHICH WOULD FORM A BIZARRE BULGE ON A LADYBOY'S SEXY COSTUME AND KINDA SPOIL THE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY THEY ARE NATURALLY BIG, BULKY AND DANGLY!
MIND YOU, I AM TOLD BY RELIABLE SOURCES A FEW LADYBOYS STILL KEEP THEIR PENISES INTACT BUT OF COURSE WOULD HAVE DONE THEIR BOOB JOBS. AS LONG AS THEIR DICKS DO NOT SUDDENLY GET AN ERECTION, IT IS NOT AN REQUIREMENT TO SLICE OFF YOUR GOD GIVEN PENIS TO BE A DRAG QUEEN.
IF YOUR BODY IS FAIR AND SHAPELY LIKE A WOMAN, YOU CAN EVEN WEAR PADDED BRA AND REMAIN A MAN FOR ALL INTENT AND PURPOSE!
OF COURSE ALL PERFORMERS STICK TO DIETS AND MAINTAIN AN EXTERIOR TO TITILLATE RED BLOODED MALES. MANY HAVE BOYFRIENDS OR EVEN HUSBANDS WHO ARE LOCAL THAIS OR FOREIGNERS WHO WERE USUALLY MAT SALLEH, FARANG, ANGMO OR EUROPEAN/AMERICAN WHITE MEN BUT THESE DAYS WEALTHY MAINLAND CHINESE ARE ALSO IN THE MARKET!
A FEW EVEN PREFERRED A LADYBOY TO HAVE BIG BOOBS AND PENIS! IT TAKES ALL SORTS I AM TOLD.
A SET OF COSTUMES INVOLVING 8 TO 10 DANCERS COST AROUND RM 26,000 WHILE A BIG SET INVOLVING 20 DANCERS EASILY STRETCH TO RM 35,000. THE COSTUMES CHANGE EVERY 6 MONTHS THOUGH I ASSUME RECYCLING IS THE NORM HERE AND THERE. MOST ARE MADE IN BANGKOK.
ACCOMMODATION IS PROVIDED IF REQUIRED AT MINIMUM COST THOUGH MOST STAY ON THEIR OWN. THE COMPANY HAS AROUND 50 LADYBOYS AND BY 35 YEARS OLD, IT'S CURTAINS. SEEMS BY THEN THEY WOULD HAVE MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO RETIRE AND DO SOMETHING LESS DEMANDING OR MARRIED SOME DARLING MEN. AND NO MORE STRENUOUS DIETS!
SURPRISINGLY A LADYBOY'S OR MALE DANCER'S SALARY AVERAGES RM 2,500 WHICH IS DECENT THOUGH PRIMA DONNAS GET MORE. THEIR SALARIES ARE NOTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT BUT THEIR TIPS ARE! HOT, SEXY AND PERKY LADYBOYS CAN GET UP TO RM 13,000 EACH! THAT'S AROUND 100,000 BAHT WHICH MEANS I AM IN THE WRONG INDUSTRY!
SIMON CABARET WILL SHOW YOU THE DOOR AND TELL YOU POLITELY TO GET OUT IF YOU DARE ENQUIRE IF YOU CAN BRING ONE HOME OR TO YOUR HOTEL. BUT THIS IS A FREE WORLD AND ANYONE CAN ASK THE SIZZLING SIRENS DIRECT, HEHE WHICH IS NOT ANYONE'S BUSINESS! HAHA
THE GIRLS LOOK LIKE DIVAS AND BEHAVE ACCORDINGLY I AM TOLD THOUGH IN THE PRESENCE OF THE OWNER OF SIMON CABARET KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE ISLAND AS MUMMY PHUKET AS WELL AS TOP MANAGEMENT THE GIRLS ARE MODELS OF DECORUM, POLITENESS AND FEMININITY.
WHILE TAKING PHOTOS, I, LIKE ALL RED BLOODED MALES, SLID MY GRASPING HANDS ON THEIR WAISTS AND DISCOVERED THEY WERE FIRM, SOLID AND PERFECTLY TAUT! OMIGOD AND THAT WENT FOR THEIR LEGS AND ARMS SO SMOOTH AND SOFT YET SOLID LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE AND NOT FLABBY, SOFT AND LUMPY LIKE MOST WOMEN I KNOW!
MALAYSIAN SEX GODDESS CORINNA TAN WHO WAS BORN FEMALE WILL HAVE A TOUGH TIME AT SIMON CABARET! KERWEI LAIPING KERWEI KUANCHUNG!
WHY THE NAME SIMON CABARET AND WHO IS SIMPLE SIMON?
WELL, SIMON IS THE NAME OF MUMMY PHUKET'S RELATIVE, THE COUSIN OF HER HUSBAND.
AMAZINGLY, MUMMY PHUKET IS AT SIMON CABARET MOST NIGHTS UNLESS SHE IS ATTENDING SOME VIP GLAMSLAM EVENTS AS SHE IS AS FAMOUS IN PHUKET AS I AM IN KUALA LUMPUR WOR. SO WHEN YOU SEE HER, GO SAY HELLO AND TELL HER YOU MY AMIGO!
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