PORTE DE CLIGNANCOURT IS BEST WEEKEND FLEA MARKET IN PARIS SO MAKE SURE YOU GO THERE ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY THOUGH SOME ARE OPEN ON MONDAY!

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PORTE DE CLIGNANCOURT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE LAST STATION SO YOU CANNOT GO WRONG! JUST GET OFF THE METRO TRAIN ON THE LAST STOP, WALK OUT AND YOU ARE AT PARIS'S MOST FAMOUS AND BEST FLEA MARKET!

You will be doubtless accosted by dubious traders selling dubious, make that fake, Gucci watches and LV bags so just smile, shake and walk on.

But if you are a Chink, they will not bother you. I thought it a bit strange, like reverse racism since most of these peddlers are blacks from north Africa. So I asked a rather handsome guy loaded with fake watches and belts and wallets why he never offered his wares to me.

He grinned, "Oh you are either Chinese or Japanese and you all never buy imitation goods but the real ones in Avenue Montaigne or Champs Elysees so we don't waste our time on you!"

Well, can you believe it!

Anyway, Porte de Clignancourt's official name is very de cute---Les Puces de Saint-Ouen or Les Puces which is not pronounced as 'Pussies'! 'Puces' means 'markets' and you know the French cry for mercy when we do something nice to them. They squeak 'Merci' which means 'Thank you' and not 'Mercy'. Well, this is what happens when you eat frogs. 

We Chinks eat monkeys' brains and tiger's penises which make us stronger and smarter! 

Here you can buy the latest trendy fashions made by unknowns and the hottest accessories and shoes and everything you can and cannot imagine. From fashion to fakes to the fraudulent and fabulous, genuine antiques and collectibles!

I bought my first diamond here back in 1998---a 4.5 carat solitaire set inside a pink quartz for 14,000 French francs or RM 7,000. This remains one of my most treasured possessions. 

One antique shop owner took me upstairs to view what I still think is the most stunning set of lavishly carved Balinese suite of furniture from chairs to cupboards and tables. He asked for 2 million French francs or RM 1 million! 

Porte de Cligancourt actually consists of around 12 big and small markets all elbowing and leading into each other which is why it is called Les Puces or The Markets! 

Allocate at least 3  hours. I normally spend 5 to 6 hours slowly scouring for treasures and items I know are totally useless and unnecessary and possibly over-priced based on my budget but are absolutely irresistible!

 MARCHE MEANS 'MARKETS' ALSO

 FROM CHEAP FASHIONS AND KNOCK-OFFS TO COOL MUST HAVES!

 THIS IS IN PARIS, NOT INDIA

 LOVE FROM NEPAL

 HOT TS

 THIS LITERARY SECTION IS QUIETER

 BIG COCK!

 2 COCKS

 VINTAGE GARMENTS

 HERE ARE TOP DESIGNER LABELS

 NICE STATUARY

 OPEN AIR STALLA

 NICE ASSES! I LIKE

 ASSES IN A ROW

 RARE 2-HEADED DEER, VERY DE RARE!

 SKINNY BED MATE

 I ALMOST BOUGHT THE BLACK, YELLOW AND BLUE MARIBOU MANTEAU BY SONIA RYKIEL BUT IT COST 750 EUROS OR RM 3,200. THE NAME OF THIS BOUTIQUE IS LUCETTE AND MADAME LUCETTE IS ON HAND TO HELP SO TELL HER YOU SAW THIS IN MY BLOG AND GIVE MY NAME!

 FROM LUCETTE

 LUCETTE IS LOCATED DOWNSTAIRS IN THIS MALL

 PAINTED WALL

 MUSEUM QUALITY TREASURES

 A BOAR HOLDING ROSES IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY!

 FIT FOR A PALACE

 HIGH CLASS OR WHAT

 ART DECO

 GRAND LUXE

 THIS IS MARCHE BIRON WHERE THE ABOVE SHOPS ARE LOCATED

 THIS IS THE OFFICE AND ALSO TOILETS WHICH MUST BE THE PRETTIEST IN PARIS

 ANTIQUE CHILDREN'S TOYS

 SO CHARMING!

SOME LIKE THEM AGED!