Kee Hua Chee Live!: TROIKA SKY DINING IN GRAND STYLE WITH DATO TIMOTHY GAN, DATIN SHARON GAN AND JANICE LIM

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The problem with Troika is that there are too many restaurants under one roof! There is Troika Sky Dining, Cantaloupe Sky Dining, Strato Sky Dining and Fuego Sky Dining at the last count. There may be more but I could not care less! The eateries are all there so why not have one name?

Anyway we ate at the restaurant filled with traps filled with water and I heard so far 60 diners have stepped or fallen into them! As the water was stagnant, it was difficult to see where was solid floor and which was liquid but since I have been there many times as I am rich and famous, I knew what was which and where so I treaded carefully as I am not Jesus and cannot as yet walk on water.

I prayed some diners would step into the deceptive pools of water, scream and fall flat on their faces while howling hysterically so I could have a good laugh. I love laughing at people's mishaps but hate it when it happens to me!

Anyway my petitions to Buddha and Jesus for someone or several people to walk into the pools went unanswered so I made do with a great and frightfully expensive dinner that cost around RM 1,900 so that was around RM 440 per person.

Thank you Dato Timothy Gan and Datin Sharon Gan and also a little (not much) to Janice Lim who did not pay a single sen but provided pleasant company and she is Datin Sharon's tak ka cheh or darling spiritual sister or something foolishly sentimental like that.

OK SO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY DINNER AT TROIKA SKY RESTAURANT BUT DEDIONE KEE IS THE CUTEST POODLE IN OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE AND I TOOK HIS PICTURE TO FINISH THE CAMERA BATTERY

WORLD'S CUTEST DARLING DOGGIE

DEDIONE THE DARLING

MY SON DEDIONE KEE

BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER FOR SURE

MY AMUSE BOUCHE

DARLING DATIN SHARON AND HER BLACK/WHITE APPETISER

I MUST SAY DATIN SHARON GAN'S COMPLEXION IS ALMOST AS RADIANT AND GLOWING AS MINE. MUST BE DUE TO HER GOOD FENG SHUI

JANICE LIM AND HER APPETISER

COULDN'T RECOGNISE HER AS SHE WAS NOT IN BLACK AS THE LAST TIME SHE BLENDED WITH BLACK WALL CURTAINS

THE GUY WHO FOOTED THE BILL AND NEVER COMPLAINED DATO TIMOTHY GAN

DATO TIMOTHY GAN AND HIS APPETISER

DATO KEE HUA CHEE IN WHOSE HONOUR THE DINNER WAS HELD

DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND HIS APPETISER

DATO KEE HUA CHEE CHOSE FOIE GRAS

I TOLD JANICE HER CUP IS EDIBLE

JANICE LIM (NOT A DATIN AS HER HUSBAND VERY SLOW) AND DATIN SHARON GAN

SO LESBIANISH AND I ANNOUNCE IT IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND DATO TIMOTHY GAN

DATO TIMOTHY GAN STILL SMILING CAN YOU IMAGINE? I WOULD HAVE BEATEN UP MY WIFE

DATIN SHARON GAN THEN RUSHED TO SIT ON HER HUBBY'S LAP AS HE HAS BOUGHT HER NEW HERMES BIRKIN OSTRICH BAG AND SHE IS EYEING CROCODILE BIRKIN

NOW HER HUSBAND'S FEELINGS ARE SOOTHED

DATIN SHARON GAN TRIES HER CHARM ON DATO KEE HUA CHEE WHO IS IMMUNE TO FEMININE WILES AND WICKED WAYS

DATO KEE HUA CHEE REFUSED BUY THE BIRKIN CROCODILE HANDBAG FOR DATIN SHARON GAN DESPITE HER KISSING HIM AND WHISPERINGB SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HIS EAR