Wednesday, April 8, 2015

TROIKA SKY DINING IN GRAND STYLE WITH DATO TIMOTHY GAN, DATIN SHARON GAN AND JANICE LIM

KEE@FSWMAG.COM
The problem with Troika is that there are too many restaurants under one roof! There is Troika Sky Dining, Cantaloupe Sky Dining, Strato Sky Dining and Fuego Sky Dining at the last count. There may be more but I could not care less! The eateries are all there so why not have one name? 

Anyway we ate at the restaurant filled with traps filled with water and I heard so far 60 diners have stepped or fallen into them! As the water was stagnant, it was difficult to see where was solid floor and which was liquid but since I have been there many times as I am rich and famous, I knew what was which and where so I treaded carefully as I am not Jesus and cannot as yet walk on water.

I prayed some diners would step into the deceptive pools of water, scream and fall flat on their faces while howling hysterically so I could have a good laugh. I love laughing at people's mishaps but hate it when it happens to me!

Anyway my petitions to Buddha and Jesus for someone or several people to walk into the pools went unanswered so I made do with a great and frightfully expensive dinner that cost around RM 1,900 so that was around RM 440 per person.

Thank you Dato Timothy Gan and Datin Sharon Gan and also a little (not much) to Janice Lim who did not pay a single sen but provided pleasant company and she is Datin Sharon's tak ka cheh or darling spiritual sister or something foolishly sentimental like that.

 OK SO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY DINNER AT TROIKA SKY RESTAURANT BUT DEDIONE KEE IS THE CUTEST POODLE IN OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE AND I TOOK HIS PICTURE TO FINISH THE CAMERA BATTERY
 WORLD'S CUTEST DARLING DOGGIE
 DEDIONE THE DARLING 
 MY SON DEDIONE KEE
BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER FOR SURE
 MY AMUSE BOUCHE
 DARLING DATIN SHARON AND HER BLACK/WHITE APPETISER
 I MUST SAY DATIN SHARON GAN'S COMPLEXION IS ALMOST AS RADIANT AND GLOWING AS MINE. MUST BE DUE TO HER GOOD FENG SHUI
 JANICE LIM AND HER APPETISER
 COULDN'T RECOGNISE HER AS SHE WAS NOT IN BLACK AS THE LAST TIME SHE BLENDED WITH BLACK WALL CURTAINS
 THE GUY WHO FOOTED THE BILL AND NEVER COMPLAINED DATO TIMOTHY GAN
 DATO TIMOTHY GAN AND HIS APPETISER
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE IN WHOSE HONOUR THE DINNER WAS HELD
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND HIS APPETISER
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE CHOSE FOIE GRAS
 I TOLD JANICE HER CUP IS EDIBLE
 JANICE LIM (NOT A DATIN AS HER HUSBAND VERY SLOW) AND DATIN SHARON GAN
 SO LESBIANISH AND I ANNOUNCE IT IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND DATO TIMOTHY GAN
 DATO TIMOTHY GAN STILL SMILING CAN YOU IMAGINE? I WOULD HAVE BEATEN UP MY WIFE
 DATIN SHARON GAN THEN RUSHED TO SIT ON HER HUBBY'S LAP AS HE HAS BOUGHT HER NEW HERMES BIRKIN OSTRICH BAG AND SHE IS EYEING CROCODILE BIRKIN
 NOW HER HUSBAND'S FEELINGS ARE SOOTHED
 DATIN SHARON GAN TRIES HER CHARM ON DATO KEE HUA CHEE WHO IS IMMUNE TO FEMININE WILES AND WICKED WAYS
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE REFUSED BUY THE BIRKIN CROCODILE HANDBAG FOR DATIN SHARON GAN DESPITE HER KISSING HIM AND WHISPERINGB SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HIS EAR
 DATIN SHARON GAN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE LOOKING RADIANT AND GLOWING
 FOIE GRAS

 MINE, ALL MINE
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE SITS LIKE HUANGTI SURROUNDED BY DATO TIMOTHY GAN, DATIN SHARON GAN AND JANICE LIM
 HOT QUARTET
 DUCK CONFIT, VERY DE NICE
 DATIN SHARON GAN AND HER BEEF
 YUMMY
 COOL




 JANICE LIM'S CHICKEN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE WAITRESS HOLDING HER PLATE LIKE THIS

 DATO TIMOTHY GAN TAKES IT EASY
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE IS SUPER SANGFROID
 NOTE DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S GANESHA PENDANT IN MAMMOTH TUSK
 FABULOUS COFFEE
 MADE BEFORE DATO TIMOTHY GAN'S EYES
 HANDMADE COFFEE
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE COMES TO CHECK
 DESSERT



 ORANGE PEEL AND RIND







 DATO TIMOTHY GAN SAVOURS THE HANDMADE COFFEE THAT COSTS RM 40

 THE PRICIEST COFFEE IN TOWN

 DELIGHTFUL DESSERT
 THE BILL FOR 4 PERSONS AT TROIKA FINE DINING WAS RM 1,911 EXACTLY
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