I CLOSED THE SHOW TONIGHT AND OPENED THE AFTER PARTY!
RIGHT ON STAGE AS THE AUDIENCE GASPED AND GAWKED AND CLAPPED FRANTICALLY AS I SWIRLED LIKE A DEMENTED DERVISH IN MY TANGOO OUTFIT WITHOUT FALLING OFF THE STAGE!
Kee Hua Chee---Star of Stylo 2012
Kee Hua Chee in Tangoo outfit announcing the end of the fashion show and start of after-party!
A bit of swirl and twirl did no harm and only enhanced Kee Hua Chee's credit rating. The head at right belonged to Soren Ravn, MD of Carlsberg Malaysia and next to him is his lovely wife
Enough applause for the night, motioned Kee Hua Chee, the world's most flamboyantly fabulously fantastic freelancer as he brought the house down when he announced "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone else inbetween, the show is over, let the party begin!"
I INTONED INTO THE MIKE, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, AND EVERYONE ELSE INBETWEEN, LET THE PARTY BEGIN!"
SHORT, SWEET, SNAPPY AND YAPPY! THAT WAS MY SPEECH AND IT BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN AS EVERYONE CHEERED AND CLAPPED AS I WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT AND STAR OF THE STYLO SEASON.
STILL, NO ONE ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH DURING THE PARTY. NO HOLLYWOOD SCOUT SIGNED ME UP EITHER AND A FEW STARED AT ME WITH RENEWED PHOBIA. STILL, MANY ASKED TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH ME SO I GUESS IT WAS A FANTABULOUS NIGHT!
Slutting like this took years of training and practice
Kee Hua Chee doing what he does best---lounging and draping his body on the nearest padded surface
THE SECOND NIGHT OF MERCEDES-BENZ STYLO FASHION GRAND PRIX WAS HELD AT THEAN HOU TEMPLE ATOP ROBSON HEIGHTS OFF FEDERAL HIGHWAY OVERLOOKING JALAN SYED PUTRA.
COMPLETED IN 1987 IT OPENED IN 1989 AND ID DEDICATED TO TIAN HOW THE HEAVENLY MOTHER RATHER THAN BUDDHA OR KUAN YIN WHICH IS FINE AS STATUES OF THESE TWO GODS ABOUND IN AND AROUND THE TEMPLE.
THE TEMPLE IS OWNED BY SELANGOR AND FEDERAL TERRITORY HAINAN ASSOCIATION WHICH MUST BE SUPER RICH AND IS A MAJOR TOURIST ATTRACTION. NOW IT IS HOST TO SEVERAL NIGHTS OF STYLO WHICH IS WONDERFUL AS I ATTEND FASHION SHOWS RELIGIOUSLY.
Last night saw my first performance on the catwalk!
Not as model as I only model in Paris, London, Milan and New York as I am super high class and don't even model in Tokyo and Hong Kong as Asia is beneath me and I only model in Europe and New York where white people live though these days some parts resemble Asian ghettos.
Cassandra Cassim was the emcee and Edmund Sumo was supposed to co-host as the Shanghai Slut. Dato Nancy Yeoh, founder and prez of Stylo, thought I would make a better, more highclass and convincing slut so she asked me to close the evening by suddenly appearing on the catwalk like a divine god, prance and spin and announce the start of the afterparty. Then the curtains behind me would open to reveal a Shanghai boudoir replete with models wearing cheongsam playing mahjong next to an antique bed where you could have sex with the girls while smoking opium.
OK so you could not fornicate with the girls as they were not prostitutes and no opium or drugs were allowed under pain of death so it was a clean night of good fun and fantasies as you could imagine having sex with the catwalk models of both sexes.
Anyway, where was I?
Oh ya, the evening was hosted by host with most Soren Ravn my favourite MD as he is the hottest and sexiest managing director in Malaysia as most MDs look like a hundred years old, act like one and not at all sexually attractive. There are only 5 MDs in Malaysia someone with great taste and calibre can consider having sex with and Soren Ravn heads this list. His Director of Sales York Spencer heads the list of Sexy Sales Director together with Kai of Mercedes-Benz.
Carlsberg which owns Kronenbourg 1664 the chic fashion beer was main sponsor though Mercedes-Benz is permanent presenter and Soren was so sweet to thank Mercedes-Benz for allowing Carlsberg to jump onto the Stylo bandwagon. Actually I take credit as it was me who suggested and recommended Stylo to Soren Ravn at the MIFA event but do I get any credit? No!
Of course the sexy Kronenbourg Girls were floating everywhere offering Kronenbourg 1664 bottles which were produced only a few days ago and not 1664 as some foolish folks asked me if the beer was vintage from 1664. No, they were vintage from March 2012.
A sexy Mercedes-Benz was parked at the entrance of Thean Hou Temple for guests to pose with. So nice of Then Hou trustees to allow Stylo to hold the events there. The gods and goddesses have approved as all went well without a hitch and I did not trip on my Tangoo pants as I swirled like a dervish.
The first and only fashion show was by Carven Ong with accessories, bling and styling by Eric Choong and Moses Law of Tangoo who also dressed me up in stunning embroidered coat and pants with tassel details.
This was followed by a stunning hairshow by Winnie Loo of A Cut Above which proved Malaysians are as good as any race anywhere in or out of our galaxy, solar system and Milky Way.
The hair show featured wigs and hair pieces which were placed stop the models' heads so it was an easy task compared to having to use the models' real hair and pinning hair extensions, dyeing, colouring, perming and fixing the tresses. Dumping the readymade hair pieces and wigs on models' heads and shoulders was the easy part. But then the extravagant costumes have to be made at great expense let alone the wacky shoes and accessories that included REAL butterflies! Yes, you read me, REAL BUTTERFLIES!
You know, the little delicate flying, fluttering, colourful insects with wings?
One model appeared wearing what looked like a mosquito net that covered her head and shoulders and rested on tree branches strapped to her shoulders. Inside were real fluttering butterflies! In case you think this is cruel, fret not. Butterflies live for only 2 weeks so it was fine.
Some models even wore hair pieces that emitted dry ice and it was edifying watching white smoke cascading from her head down her shoulders! Other wigs had diodes and light bulbs hidden inside and shone when they walked. Costumes were space age and mostly black and silver and quite space-gothic. The show was certainly out of this world!
The costumes, make-up and accessories were out of this world and I was stunned speechless. The shoes were mile high and I was waiting for the models to fall but none did during the catwalk including the Butterfly Model but during the finale, finally 1 model slipped and fell to my great delight! I love watching models slip and fall on stage as it amuses me no end and I managed to get a photo as I did not blink. I must say the model clambered to her feet pretty fast which was a pity as I was hoping she might sprawl on the floor for me to take a second photo!
Then came Lois Lee hair show which was tamer and more conventional. I only saw the first 5 models before I was summoned to get read. RAPR manager Doreen came to my seat and hissed at me to go to the entrance where I was supposed to spring a surprise on the unsuspecting victims, I mean the honourable audience.
Cassandra Cassim then said, "We have a final surprise for you---please welcome Madman Butterfly Kee!"
So I stepped out as the black chiffon curtains were pulled back so the world could see me in my glorious Tangoo outfit. I danced into the centre of the cross-shaped catwalk, spun and swirled as my tassles spread open and flared like a flower in full bloom or a butterfly emerging in splendid colours from its chrysalis!
After my show, everyone assured me I looked perfectly slutty which was a relief as I did out in my best effort.
Kee Hua Chee with Soren Ravn and York Spencer from Carlsberg, owner of Kronenbourg 1664 which hosted the evening under the L'Aperitif Fashion series
One for the long night to come!
Kee Hua Chee in dragon shirt and phoenix bag to complete the yin-yang balance of the universe
It is very important to have a dragon matched by a phoenix so the universe remains stable
Styled by Tangoo except for the shoes which were from SHANGHAI TANG from The Pavilion KL
Malene Ravn, wife of Soren RAvn, MD of Carlsberg Malaysia
Natalie den Dekker Miss Tourism International 2011, Irene from D'Touch and Kee Hua Chee, star of Stylo 2012
A happy, brighter version
Hot Dutch chick for hot German wheels
One for the road
Sexy hot male model Josiah with hot chicks
The Great Leg Show
Thean Hou Temple dedicated to Heavenly Mother Goddess was geared for divine fashions
Sexy hot bods under the aegis of Benjamin Toong of Amber Chia Academy
I am the shortest but most colourful
I was wearing flatties, that was why I was short but curses, so were they!
So happy together; Mr and Mrs Soren Ravn, Dato Nancy Yeoh, Natalie Dekker Miss Tourism International 2011 and Chris Tomaguchi from Panasonic Lumix cameras which uses Leica lenses
Still smiling! Must be the Kronenbourg 1664!
Kee Hua Chee and Princess Dr Becky Leogardo
So red and purple and imperial looking
Datin Linda Ngiam, ex CEO of Star Publications and Princess Dr Becky Leogardo
Amber Chia and her models and friends
Amber Chia and Kee Hua Chee
Amber Chia and Kee Hua Chee are so stunning they must be twins separated at birth
This photo was taken by AMBER CHIA. She declared I looked so fabulous she insisted on using my Leica camera and taking my photos!
Photographed by Amber Chia. Note my Tangoo outfit and Shanghai Tang shoes designed for Adidas
Photographed by Amber Chia for Kee Hua Chee
Datin Maylene Yong, Kee Hua Chee, Keith Kee and Amber Chia
Datin Maylene, Kee Hua Chee the greatest journalist, Keith Kee the greatest fashion designer and Amber Chia the greatest model
Kee Hua Chee, King of Freelancers and Dato Nancy Yeoh, PR Queen
Two great beauties
Datin Maylene, Kee Hua Chee and top fashion designer Keith Kee
Supermodel Amber Chia, super socialite Datin Maylene and super writer Kee Hua Chee
Datin Maylene, Kee Hua Chee, Keith Kee and Amber Chia
More of the same
The party got bigger
What a million dollar dragon necklace I had and what a billion dollar smile to go with it!
Datin Maylene and Kee Hua Chee
Kassandra Kassim the emcee
Dato Nancy Yeoh, Founder and CEO of Stylo
Soren Ravn, MD of Carlsberg Malaysia whose brand Kronenbourg was host
I just love Soren's macho, manly pose with arms akimbo
Couture by Carven Ong and bling by Tangoo
Styling and accessories by Eric Cheong and Moses Law of TANGOO
A toast to Kronenbourg 1664 the high fashion drink
Kronenbourg 1664 fashion call; this fab beer is seen in all the fab clubs in major metropolises
Incredible hair show by Winnie Loo of A Cut Above
I love the mile high shoes
This mobile moquitoe tent had real, flying butterflies inside! What a fab idea! Next time should put budgies as they are bigger and those at the cheap seats at the back can see the avians. Pigeons and cocks also can but not eagle which might peck the eyes of the model
Bees in the bonnet? No, butterflies inside the mosquito net!
This white apparition was a stunning vision
Kudos to A Cut Above for their magnificent show sans pareil
The top hair stylists from A Cut Above led by Winnie Loo
I only managed this shot before I was bundled out of the hall to do my act
Cassandra Cassim with Kee Hua Chee. She wore Shanghai Tang and Kee Hua Chee wore TANGOO and Shanghai Tang shoes
Kassandra Kassim (this version or the one above must be correct) and Kee Hua Chee at the after party
Kee Hua Chee being his usual slutty self
Enter my parlour says Kee Hua Chee
These 2 ladies could not compete with Kee Hua Chee in the posing, modelling and sex department
Better but not slutty enough
Actually I was taking photo of the red roses in vase but these two thought I was taking their picture
Nadia Abdullah trying to compete with me by being a Shanghai courtesan
Dato Nancy Yeoh was first runner-up in the Hot Harlot contest after me and the two ladies behind her were disqualified for being too unwhorish
The way of the Dragon
Moses Law and Eric Cheong from TANGOO being interviewed
Moses Law, Kee Hua Chee and Eric Cheong of TANGOO who dressed me up to perfection
Terror quartet
Daniel V and Kee Hua Chee
Look at my set of gnashers by Dr Datuk Sean Paul of LivingWell dental surgery/clinic at Starhill Gallery, Bukit Bintang KL
Daniel V and Kee Hua Chee showing off their teeth
Jonathan Tong from Keith Kee Kouture also decided to show off his teeth
Toothy twosome
Jenny and Kenny Loh of Lord's Tailor, the best menswear tailor in South East Asia also showing off their teeth when they saw me and Jonathan flashing our mega watt smiles
Plenty to smile if you own this set of wheels!
Life-sized statue of Kuanyin at the entrance of Thean Hou Temple bestowing blessings to everyone as they arrived and left.
My son Dedione Kee
Dedione Kee the world's greatest dog
THE END
1 comment:
I am definitely lose to you in posing ! You never fail to impress everyone.
I'm the girl in plain white dress sitting on the bed btw:)
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