PAIR OF SPECTACULAR, RM 88,000, NEAR 6 FT HIGH AMETHYST GEODES SLOWLY MAKE THEIR WAY HOME TO DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S PALATIAL PALLADIUM PALACE! FROM PAUL LAI'S HOUSE TO DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S OSTENTATIOUS ABODE!

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 THE AMETHYST GEODES LOOK SLIM AND DECEPTIVELY LIGHTWEIGHT BUT ONE WEIGHS 118 KG AND THE OTHER 120 KG!

 MY NEW PRECIOUS PAIR OF AMETHYST GEODES IN PAUL LAI'S HOUSE ENTRANCE

 EACH AMETHYST GEODE IS NEARLY 6 FT HIGH AND WEIGHS 118 AND 120 KILOGRAMS!

 A HANDSHAKE TO SEAL THE DEAL!

 DONE DEAL!

 THUMBS UP TO PAUL LAI AND DYNASTY ANTIQUES!

 ADORABLE AMETHYSTS AND DARLING DATO KEE HUA CHEE

DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND HIS AMETHYST GEODES

 MY PAIR OF FABULOUSLY FANTASTIC AMETHYST GEODES IN PAUL LAI'S DRIVE WAITING TO GO TO MY CONDO

THE MOST STUNNING PAIR OF AMETHYST GEODES EVER CREATED BY MOTHER NATURE FOR DATO KEE HUA CHEE

 BUBBLE WRAP WAS INDISPENSABLE

 AS THEY WERE SO SLIM, I THOUGHT EACH WEIGHED AROUND 20 KG AND I COULD CARRY THEM

 PAUL LAI WEIGHED THEM AND ONE WAS 120 KILOGRAMS AND THE OTHER 118 KILOGRAMS! WALAO

 5 PEOPLE WERE NEEDED TO LUG EACH GEODE INTO THE TRUCK! I WAS SHOCKED

 LUCKILY PAUL LAI ORDERED ME TO STAY AWAY AS TRYING TO HELP WOULD ONLY HINDER THEM SINCE I AM USELESS AT MANUAL LABOUR

 PAUL LAI ENLISTED 2 STRONG MEN AND HIS 2 INDONESIAN MAIDS WHO WERE STRONGER AND MORE CAPABLE THAN ME!

 LINING THE FLOOR WITH BUBBLE WRAP TO PREVENT DAMAGE

 THE SECOND MATCHING AMETHYST GEODE

 EASY DOES IT

 SLOWLY TOO!

 TOUGH TASK

 STEP BY STEP

 LOOKS SLIM AND DECEPTIVELY LIGHT BUT IS SUPER HEAVY AT 120 KG AND 118 KG!

 WRAPPING PREVIOUS GEODE WITH PLASTIC WRAP

 PROFESSIONAL WEIGHT LIFTERS CARRY 80 KG BUT THIS IS 118 AND 120 KGS!

 120 KG IS NO JOKE!

 LOOKS EASY BUT IS NOT I CAN TELL YA!

 LABORIOUS!

 NOW PUSH!

 FACE DOWN

 HARD LABOUR

 RESPITE

 LOVELY

 MAY LAI AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE BY PRETTY PLANT

 PRETTY POSERS

 THE AMETHYST GEODES ARRIVE AT THE PALLADIUM AT NIGHT! 

 TAKING THEM DOWN ALSO NO JOKE

 ANY MISHAP AND A GEODE BECOMES SEVERAL! AND I DIE ON THE SPOT

 I PRAY TO BUDDHA AND KUAN YIN TO ENSURE THE PAIR ARRIVE SAFELY UPSTAIRS

 SECOND GEODE BEING LOWERED SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY

 2 DOWN!

 PUSHING THE FIRST ONE UPSTAIRS TO DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S HOUSE

 AT THE FRONT DOOR OF DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S PALATIAL PALLADIUM WITH STATUE OF BUDDHA STANDING GUARD

 6 FT HIGH AMETHYST GEODE!

 AMETHYST GEODE WAITING TO ENTER DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S HOME WITH BLESSING OF BUDDHA

 THE TROLLEY WAS TOO BIG AND CUMBERSOME TO USE SO MY BATHROOM RUG WAS USED AS BASE TO DRAG EACH GEODE INSIDE SO AS NOT TO DESTROY MY MARBLE FLOOR!

 PAUL LAI AND FRIEND PUSHED WHILE HIS INDONESIAN MAID PULLED AND I PHOTOGRAPHED THIS HISTORIC EVENT

 GREAT CARE WAS TAKEN NOT TO SMASH MY WALL MIRRORS!

 THE FIRST GEODE SAFELY INSIDE!

 THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE WAS TO LIFT THE 120 KG GEODE ONTO THE TABLE!

 HOW PAUL LAI DID IT WAS A MYSTERY AS I WAS TOO BUSY PRAYING TO BUDDHA TO PREVENT ANY MISHAP!

 BOTH ARE NOW SAFELY ON TABLE, THANKS TO BUDDHA AND KUAN YIN!

 SINCE ONE WEIGHS 120 KG AND THE OTHER 118 KG, JUST POSITIONING THEM INTO PLACE TO BALANCE EACH OTHER WAS MASSIVE TASK

 PAUL LAI COULD NOT JUST PUSH AND PULL AS IT WAS TOO HEAVY

 GREAT CARE WAS TAKEN TO AVOID ANY ACCIDENT!

 IF ONE TOPPLED, THE BREAKAGE WAS UNTHINKABLE!

 I HAD ENVISAGED HOW THE PAIR OF AMETHYST GEODES WOULD LOOK LIKE AND PAUL LAI AGREED

 NOW HE WAS MATERIALISING MY VISION INTO REALITY!

 SLOWLY AND TEDIOUSLY HE INCHED THIS GEODE INTO PLACE

 HE WAS SWEATING BUCKETS

 THE MAID HELD ONTO THE GEODE AS PAUL LAI HEAVED AND PUSHED

 DUE TO BUDDHA, ALL WENT SMOOTH AS SILK!

 PAUL LAI WAS SO METICULOUS AND PRECISE HE INSISTED ON LABOURING UNTIL BOTH GEODES ARE PERFECTLY POSITIONED!

 DONE! LOVE THE LUCKY HORSESHOE SHAPE!

 CHEERS AND 1 TRILLION THANKS TO PAUL LAI WHO NOT ONLY SELLS BUT DELIVERS AND ARRANGES HIS WORKS OF ART AND ANTIQUES IN YOUR HOUSE! NOW I JUST HAD TO REMOVE THE NEWSPAPER STUFFING INSIDE EACH GEODE!
 I REMOVED THE NEWSPAPER STUFFING TO REVEAL THE PURPLE AMETHYSTS GLOWING AND GLITTERING INSIDE THE GEODES!

 PERFECT!

 THIS KUAN YIN ALSO FROM PAUL LAI'S DYNASTY ANTIQUES

 PERFECTION

DREAM COME TRUE

 WHAT A VISION!

 BEAUTIFUL

 HEAVEN ON EARTH

 RECLINING BUDDHA IN FRONT

 PERFECT HARMONY

 LIVING IN A PURELAND NOW

 CAN FEEL THE DIVINE ENERGY EMANATING FROM THESE CRYTALS

 BACK VIEW OF AMETHYST GEODES SHOWING BUDDHAS!

 PERFECT FRONT AND BACK

 FRONT HAS 3 BUSTS OF KUANYIN AND HERE IS BACK VIEW WITH 3 BUDDHA LAMPS

 LOVELY

 SERENE

 HARMONY

 GRACEFUL

 HEAVENLY VISION

 MIND BOGGLING

 DAZZLING

 AMAZING

 ASTOUNDING

 INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL

 LIKE IN PARADISE

 LAUGHING BUDDHA

 BREATHTAKING LAUGHING BUDDHA LAMP AND BACK OF KUAN YIN'S HEAD

 LAMPS SHAPED AS BUDDHAS

 SEATED RED BUDDHA AND LAUGHING BUDDHA