2 REAL DOCTORS TO SAVE MALAYSIA! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, 2 MEDICAL DOCTORS ARE HELMING THE COUNTRY AND CURING US OF CORRUPTION, CRONYISM, CONSTIPATION AND CONSUMPTION. THE WORD 'CONSUMPTION' HAS 2 MEANINGS, BOTH RELEVANT TO US. ONE MEANS TO CONSUME AS 'USING UP A RESOURCE' WHILE THE OTHER MEANS 'WASTING DISEASE, AS IN PULMONARY TUBERCULOSIS'! . BOTH OF WHICH HAVE BEEN HEAPED UPON US BY THE ANCIEN REGIME. AND THIS IS THE CORRECT SPELLING, NOT 'ANCIENT REGIME' WHICH MEANS THE SAME LAH. MALAYSIA HAS BEEN SO SICK FOR THE PAST DECADE FROM SUCH A LONG LIST OF ILLNESSES AND DISEASES NO WONDER THE POPULATION VOTED FOR 2 MEDICAL DOCTORS TUN DR MAHATHIR MOHAMED AND DATO SRI DR WAN AZIZAH TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT AND CURE US!

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DR MAHATHIR MOHAMED THE PRIME MINISTER AND DR WAN AZIZAH THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER ARE REAL MEDICAL DOCTORS AND NOT HONORARY FAKE DOCTORS SO MANY LOVE PUTTING IN FRONT OF THEIR NAMES.

WHILE YOU NEED TO SPEND AROUND 6 YEARS TO EARN THE MEDICAL DOCTOR TITLE AND BE ABLE TO TAKE THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH, YOU ONLY NEED A LITTLE MONEY TO BUY A FAKE DOCTORATE DEGREE OR PAY A THIRD RATE UNIVERSITY TO GIVE YOU A DOCTORATE IN HUMANITIES, PHILOSOPHY, LIFE SCIENCES OR WHATEVER NICE, FLATTERING WORDS THEY CONJURE WHICH MEANS EVERYTHING AND NOTHING.

IN OTHER WORDS, AS LONG AS YOU ARE ALIVE AND LIKE FELLOW HUMANS AND THINK OF WORLD PEACE, YOU QUALIFY AS A DOCTOR OF HUMANITIES AND SINCE YOU CAN THINK, YOU CAN BE A DOCTOR IN/OR PHILOSOPHY. AS LONG AS YOUR HEART IS STILL BEATING, YOU ARE NOW A DOCTOR IN LIFE SCIENCE WHICH MEANS YOU CAN CONTINUE LIVING YOUR LIFE WITHOUT DISTURBING OTHER PEOPLE.

BUT DR MAHATHIR AND DR WAN AZIZAH ARE REAL DOCTORS WHO CAN ADMINISTER THE CORRECT MEDICINE TO OUR AILING ECONOMY ON ITS LAST LEGS. OK SO WE ARE TALKING PHILOSOPHICALLY SINCE MONEY IS THE ULTIMATE MEDICINE AND NO AMOUNT OF COUGH SYRUP AND PANADOL CAN DO THE TRICK.

BUT CONFIDENCE IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS COLD CASH AND WE MALAYSIANS HAVE PUT OUR TRUST IN THESE 2 DOCTORS, 1 MALE AND 1 FEMALE---SO YIN-YANG, DON'T YOU THINK? MORE SO AS THE PM ONCE JAILED THE DPM'S HUSBAND WHO IS NOW BACK TO TAKE OVER PM'S POST IN 2 YEARS TIME UNLESS HE MAKES THE SAME MISTAKE AND HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF AND ...NVM I GO TAKE 2 PANADOL FIRST AS GETTING DAZED AND CONFUSED. AND DON'T SAY THAT IS MY USUAL STATE OF MIND! 

NOT ONLY IS DR WAN AZIZAH THE FIRST FEMALE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER, SHE IS ALSO THE FIRST MEDICAL DOCTOR AND THE FIRST WOMAN TO BE OFFERED TO BE APPOINTED PRIME MINISTER! GOSH, IF SHE HAD ACCEPTED THE OFFER SINCE SHE IS HEAD OF PKR, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PRIMEVAL CHAOS SHE WOULD CAUSE? OR WAS THAT THE PLAN ALL ALONG?