WE SHOULD HAVE VOTED BN BARISAN NASIONAL! HERE IS WHY

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WHEN I DID MY PERSONAL SURVEY OF THOUSANDS OF MALAYSIANS ASKING THEM WHO THEY WERE VOTING FOR, ALL BUT TWO SAID 'OPPOSITION' OR 'PAKATAN HARAPAN' OR 'PKR'. I SIMPLY NODDED, PATTED THEM ON THEIR SHOULDER OR HEAD (IF I WAS TALLER) AND SAID "EXACTLY WHAT BUDDHA AND JESUS DESIRE".

NOW I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THEM TO VOTE FOR BARISAN NASIONAL! 

HERE IS WHY;

IF WE HAD VOTED FOR A BARISAN GOVERNMENT, WE WOULD HAVE SAVED OVER RM 500 BILLION IN CASH! 

THIS IS BECAUSE OUR NATIONAL DEBT WAS ONLY AROUND RM 600 BILLION WHEN DATO SERI NAJIB TUN RAZAK WAS FINANCE MINISTER. NOW WITH OUR NEW FINANCE MINISTER LIM GUAN ENG IT HAS BALLOONED TO RM 1.1 TRILLION WITHIN DAYS! 

DISGRACEFUL! 

MALAYSIA WAS ONLY RM 600 BILLION IN DEBUT BEFORE LIM GUAN ENG CAME. AFTER HIS ARRIVAL IT IS NOW RM 1.1 TRILLION!

SHAME ON GUAN ENG FOR OVERSPENDING RM 500 BILLION WITHIN DAYS!

BEFORE TUN MAHATHIR RETURNED TO PUTRAJAYA AS PRIME MINISTER, 1MDB WAS ALIVE, WELL AND THRIVING WITH ALL DEBTS SETTLED OR WOULD BE SETTLED ACCORDING TO PLAN. EVERYTHING ABOUT 1MDB WAS FINE AND DANDY AS IT HAD RECOVERED AFTER PRUDENT MANAGEMENT AND SOUND FISCAL POLICIES AND WAS NOW ON SOLID FOOTING WITH NARY A BANANA SKIN IN SIGHT. 

WE COULD AGAIN HOLD OUR HEADS HIGH IN THE SKY AS NO OTHER COUNTRY COULD LOOK DOWN OR LAUGH AT US AS A 4th RATE TINPOT ECONOMY. 

ARUL KANDA DID A BRILLIANT JOB STEERING 1MDB INTO CALM WATER AND WAS MOORING 1MDB AT THE NEAREST JETTY IN THE HARBOUR OF WEALTH AND PROSPERITY WHEN THIS AFORESAID LIM GUAN ENG BECAME FINANCE MINISTER!

INSTANTLY, LIM GUAN ENG DECLARED 1MDB TO BE AS GOOD AS INSOLVENT AND THE RM 9.8 BILLION WORTH OF SECURITIES, BONDS AND FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS EARNING GOOD INTEREST IN SINGAPORE BANKS ARE RESEMBLING MIRAGES. 

WORSE, ARUL KANDA, LIKE HIS FELLOW COMPATRIOT TAN SRI TONY FERNANDES, HAVE CHANGED TUNE AND IS DANCING TO A DIFFERENT SONG LIKE A GOOD BOLLYWOOD STAR. 

ARUL KANDA NOW SAYS ALL FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS WERE HANDLED BY 1MDB'S CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER AND HE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE ASSETS IN SINGAPORE. 

ARUL KANDA EVEN SAID HE NOT ONLY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT SUCH ASSETS, HE HAD NO ACCESS TO THEM, NEVER HAD AND WAS UNSURE IF THEY EVEN EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. KERWEI LAIPING OR NOT?

IN VAIN LIM GUAN ENG PROTESTED HOW COULD A BRILLIANT BANKER WITH VAST EXPERIENCE LIKE ARUL KANDA BE UNAWARE WHETHER RM 9.8 BILLION EXISTED OR NOT UNDER HIS WATCH.

SEE?

SO IF WE HAD VOTED FOR BARISAN, ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN HUNKY DORY, BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED! LIKE MY DARLING POODLE DEDIONE!

NOW UNDER TUN MAHATHIR, WE ARE BURDENED WITH A NATIONAL DEBT OF RM 1.1 TRILLION INSTEAD OF RM 600 BILLION AND RM 9.8 BILLION IN SINGAPORE HAVE EVAPORATED INTO THIN AIR LIKE A GHOST AT COCK'S CROW.

MAYBE NAJIB AND ARUL KANDA SHOULD RESUME THEIR OLD JOBS? 

DON'T ALL TALK AT ONCE, YOU HEAR!