Tuesday, September 25, 2018

OXWHITE SHIRTS RULE OK! A LUXURY HIGH CLASS WHITE SHIRT FOR ONLY RM 69? YPU MUST BE PULLING MY LANCHIAU!

KEE@FSWMAG.COM

A MID-TIER, LUXURY DESIGNER WHITE SHIRT HOVERS AROUND RM 400 BUT OF COURSE BUDDHA AND JESUS DID NOT MAKE MY BODY TO WEAR SUCH CHEAP SHIRTS AS ONLY WHITE PLAIN SHIRTS FROM LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI, PRADA, VERSACE AND TOP TIER DESIGNERS ARE GOOD ENOUGH AND EACH PLAIN SIMPLE WHITE SHIRT FROM THEM COSTS RM 1200 TO RM 1900.

As a writer I always judge a book by its cover and it usually works.

So I almost fainted when a friend from the lower classes praised Oxwhite white shirts. First I assumed with a name like Oxwhite inspired doubtless from Oxford whites and not inspired by oxen or buffalos they must be made in Savile Row, right? I had to be hospitalised after fainting from shock when told it is a MalaysiNa product and not imported from Savile Row in London where Prince Charles, Prince Philip and the royals make their baju.

To celebrate the new Malaysia after Buddha, Jesus and Siva ejected and deleted the Evil 2some I decided to get 2 white, long sleeved, slim fit  Oxwhite shirts with semi cutaway collar so I dont look like my father. Another plus is non-iron cotton mixed fabric so it is drip dry all the way and I never iron my clothes anyway as they get crumpled within minutes of moving so why bother.

It arrived like Net-a-Porter! And inside, each shirt was masterfully cut and exquisitely presented! The delivery was a class act and I went through the process of opening the box the same way I do with expensive designer shirts! 
C.K CHANG THE SHIRT DISRUPTOR!

And the price! Another reason to suspect C.K Chang is laundering money---how can he make profit selling at RM 69?

The answer is selling by bulk in high volume! 

6,000 shirts were sold during his launch last June 2018 so if he makes RM 30 profit per shirt that day alone he made RM 180,000! Better than blogging! If he makes this amount daily I better be his new best friend!


   MY 2 OXWHITE SHIRTS ARRIVED IN THESE 2 DEGRADABLE, ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY KOTAK AND SO BEAUTIFULLY PRESENTED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE LOUIS VUITTON RM 7,000 SHIRT FROM PARIS!
 EACH OXWHITE SHIRT IS ROBUSTLY WRAPPED IN PLASTIC WITH PROPER TAGS AND NOTES ON HOW TO KEEP AND MAINTAIN YOUR PURCHASE WHICH MAY WELL BE THE SMARTEST SHIRT YOU EVER BOUGHT
  SHIRT PRICES RANGE FROM RM80 TO RM 100
  CLASS ACT
 THE COLLAR IS NICELY ACCESSORISED WITH PADDING AND PLASTIC INSERTS TO ENSURE THE COLLAR STANDS RIGID AND MAINTAINS ITS POLE POSITION!
  
   LOOK AT THE ACCOUTREMENTS! SAME LIKE MY SIMILAR WHITE LOUIS VUITTON SHIRT COSTING RM 1,500 AND UP
  THERE ARE HALF A  DOZEN COLLARS TO CHOOSE, FROM PLAIN TO FANCY TO MIDDLING 
 THE STURDY PAPER SILHOUETTE KEEPS THE SHIRT IN PERFECT CONDITION UPON ARRIVAL
   LEGEND


THE GUY IS FOUNDER/.DESIGNER/OWNER C.K CHANG 

LILLIAN TAN CELEBRATED HER BIRTHDAY AT MOSAIC RESTAURANT AT MANDARIN ORIENTAL HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR. GENEROUS FELLOW FILIPINA PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO SPONSORED HALF THE COSTS PLUS A BIG ANGPOW OF RM 1,000 TO ENSURE HERS WOULD BE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLIAN TAN

KEE@FSWMAG.COM
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PHOTOS TAKEN WITH CANON EOS M10
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLIAN TAN AND MANY MORE TO COME! 


THE HAPPY AND BLESSED GUESTS INCLUDE;
  • Dato Sri Princess Becky 
  • Tess Eduardo 
  • Kate Angelie
  • Cherina Chako
  • Puan Sri Sylvia and daughter Jessa
  • Kimberly Lee (sister Marife Villanueva)
  • Madam Beth Labatt
  • Michelle Reveche
  • Menchi Anunuevo 
  • Rosa. Mari Navarro 
  • Dr. May Tan
  • Puan Sri Crystal Ibrahim 
  • Dato' Kee Hua Chee
  • Eva Gucharan
  • Gina Jegan 
  • Jojie Sorreta
  • Marie Bermundo 
  • Jamilah Abdul's and Captain Haji Mohd
  • Flory Dacron
  • Grace Rolf
  • Kim's daugter Kathlyn 
Additonally the daughter of Kimberly Kath and her granddaughters Kassel and Kathryn 



 LILLIAN TAN IN BLUE, PUAN SRI CRYSTAL RAMON IBRAHIM AND GENEROUS BENEFACTOR PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO
 EVER EXPANDING PARTY
 BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY LADY LILLIAN TAN
 LOVELY AS A BLUE DIAMOND
 PRETTY IN PINK
 GLORIOUSLY GORGEOUS IS PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO GLITTERING LIKE A QUEEN
 PUAN SRI CRYSTAL IBRAHIM AND PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO
 LILLIAN TAN AND PHILIPPINES EMBASSY LABOR ATTACHE ELIZABETH ESTRADA


 KEE'S ANGELS
 LILLIAN TAN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO ARE PRETTY IN PINK

 LILLIAN TAN AND KIMBERLY LEE OF MOSCOW CIRCUS
 PINK AND PASTELS

 KIMBERLY LEE
 SHE IS A GIANTESS AS MENCHIE LOOKS LIKE MIDGET
 LILLIAN TAN AND KIMBERLEY LEE AND GRAND DAUGHTER  
 SCHOOL KIDS STUDYING HARD
 OH MAYBE NOT 
 LUTCHIE, HASBULLAH AND RAM
 SO SEXY




 WHAT A CUTIE PIE
 MILLION DOLLAR SMILE

 ACTUALLY I PREFER PUPPIES AS THEY ARE CUTER
 LILLIAN TAN AND KATRINA KARIM
  

 DR MAY TAN ARRIVES


 LOVE HER BAG



 PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO AND DR MAY TAN 

 KATRINA KARIM JOINS

 DR MAY TAN AND KIMBERLEY LEE AND LITTL;E HAMSTER 

 DARLING HAMSTERS

 DR MAY TAN AND PUAN SRI DATIN SRI SYLVIA OTHMAN MARICAN



 GLORIA MANTZ 
 DANIEL MANTZ
 PUAN SRI SYLVIA AND LILLIAN TAN IN BLUE 
 BOTH SO MATCHING
 PINK POWER DOMINATES


 DR MAY TAN HAS TENDENCY TO FALL SLEEP INSTANTLY 

 PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO AND PUAN SRI SYLVIA OTHMAN
 PUAN SRI SYLVIA OTHMAN AND PUAN SRI CRYSTAL IBRAHIM
 THE ONLY 2 PUAN SRI WHO ARE FILIPINAS
 THIS GIRL CAN POSE
 SEE HOW SHE ACTS AND REACTS SO AMAZING THIS LITTLE HAMSTER

 MOST HANDSOME 11 YEAR OLD DANIEL MANTZ WITH MOST BEAUTIFUL 50 YEAR OLD DR MAY TAN
 LOOK LIKE BRO AND SISTA
 1 PUAN SRI AND 1 DATO SRI
 SHOWING OFF THEIR DIAMOND WATCHES I THINK
MOTHER SHOWING OFF HER BABY BUT MY DARLING DEDIONE KEE IS BETTER LOOKING 

 CUTE HAMSTER






 BIRTHDAY CAKE ARRIVES!

 ALL READY TO MAKE A WISH AND BLOW THE CANDLES 


 EVER EXPANDING PARTY
 THINK PINK
FINALLY DATO KEE HUA CHEE MANAGES TO SQUEEZE IN
 POWER IS PINK



 BAG ALSO PINK 
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLIAN TAN






 PINK LOTUS CHIFFON CAKE

 LEMEM TASTE FIRST



 DANIEL LOVES IT


 DANIEL MANTZ IS WORLD'S MOST HANDSOME 11 YEAR OLD!
 DR MAY TAN LOVES THE CAKE



 LILLIAN TAN CUTTING HER BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR GUESTS 

 PASTEL PINK 
 SUPERMODEL
 PINK
 TO BLUE


 ALL WEARING SHAWLS SOLD BY PRINCESS BECKY FOR RM 200 EACH
 STYLISH AND ELEGANT 
 STATEMENT SHAWLS
 DEMURE DAMSELS
 THEY LOOK LIKE MADONNAS! THE VIRGIN MARY NOT THE SINGER!
 DAUGHTER AND GLAMSLAM MOTHER

 BACK VIEW ALSO NICE
 PUAN SRI SYLVIA OTHMAN MARICAN IN SALMON PINK
 IN BLUE

 KATRINA KARIM AND HER FAVORITE BLOGGER
 TWINS
 LIKE PEAS IN A POD

 FLORY DACHIN AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE
ONE FOR THE ALBUM
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WHILE WE LOOK FORWARD TO CELEBRATING LILLIAN TAN'S 45th BIRTHDAY IN 2019 HERE IS A RETRO LOOK AT HER BIRTHDAY IN 2017! 

 ALSO IN MOSAIC CAFE IN MANDARIN ORIENTAL KL
 SIMILAR, FAMILIAR FACES AS FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO LAST AND LAST
 DATIN RUBAB IN FRONT

 CIRCA 2017! 
 VIRGINIA LIM AND PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO
 SAME SAME, UNCHANGED



 MICHAEL MANTZ FROM HOLLAND AND ERROL TAN THE HUSBAND OF BIRTHDAY GIRL LILLIAN TAN
 ZENY LADORES AND LILLIAN TAN
 ZENY LOOKS LIKE CAPE CRUSADER AKA SUPERMAN WITH CAPE
 LILLIAN TAN AND KIMBERLY LEE






 THEY LOOK ALIKE! AISHA AND DR MAY TAN BUT ONE IS TALLER
 BUT IN BED ALL ARE EQUAL
 SINCE THEY LOOK ALIKE, I HAVE TO MARRY BOTH SO I WON'T END UP HAVING SEX WITH THE WRONG WOMAN
 LOEVLY MUM AND HANDSOME SON
 COLORFUL FIESTA
 CHIC AND TRENDY FILIPINAS 

 ENJOYING LILLIAN TAN'S BIRTHDAY
 JOYOUS
 EVERYONE IS IN

 YES FOR SURE
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AT LEFT IS IN

 MAKE A WISH AND IT WILL COME TRUE AS IT DID



 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLIAN TAN!
 DATO CZARINA, VIRGINIA LIM, LILLIAN TAN AND PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO


 KIMBERLY LEE AND DR MAY TAN
 A REAL MEDICAL DOCTOR

 WILD ANIMAL
 OCELOT LADY
 FUNKEE
 ZENY LADORES AND LILLIAN TAN
 SEPTEMBER BABES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLIAN TAN AND MAY JESUS GRANT YOU COUNTLESS MORE!