KL'S HIGH SOCIETY WAS IN A FLUTTER WHEN AN INVITE WAS SENT WITH THESE MYSTERIOUS AND MILDLY OMINOUS WORDS; "LAI VOON HON AND NANCY INVITE .....(SO AND SO) TO A PRIVATE PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE JOINT BIRTHDAYS OF YANG AMAT MULIA TUNKU LAKSAMANA TUNKU NAQUIYUDDIN TUANKU JAAFAR AND HIS WIFE YANG AMAT MULIA TUNKU NURUL HAYATI".
Tongues wagged furiously. So after building a new hotel Aloft, mild-mannered Lai Voon Hon (like Clarke Kent aka Superman) who looked like he couldn't say boo to a goose had decided to dump his loyal wife Lisa for a sexy, big-breasted broad called Nancy. After all, sultry, smouldering and sexy ladies tend to be named 'Nancy'. Think of 'The World of Suzie Wong' played by 'Nancy Kwan'.
Jaws dropped and tongues went into overdrive at MaiBar on the rooftop of Aloft hotel when guests arrived to be accosted by a beaming Lai Voon Hon and the sexy, curvaceous and lushly voluptuous Dato Nancy Yeoh.
So this PR Queen was the shameless Nancy who had driven a wedge and splintered Lai Voon Hon's happy marriage to Lisa! How juicy.
I almost dropped my limited edition Leica camera given by Sultanah Kalsom of Pahang in happy anticipation. More so as Ronald Quay, the legal spouse of Dato Nancy Yeoh was nowhere to be seen as he must be at home licking his wounds and plotting revenge on Lai Voon Hon while his wife Lisa Lai was probably planning to push Dato Nancy from the openair rooftop all the way 38 storeys down. Luckily my Leica's camera battery was fully charged.
To add icing to the birthday cake and a bubbling sex scandal, Dato Nancy Yeoh even brought her only child, 10 year old Alexander Quay and their suitcases were doubtless in Aloft's penthouse suite since accommodation was the least of the problems as Dato Nancy Yeoh and Alex could have the run of the hotel's 320 rooms.
Alas, to our immeasurable disappointment, Tunku Naquiyuddin Tuanku Jaafar insisted on announcing after the cake cutting ceremony that "Lai Voon Hon and Dato Nancy Yeoh are not having an affair"!
How irritatingly disappointing!
Explained Dato Nancy Yeoh the PR Queen, "When Lai Voon Hon's secretary asked how the invite should be worded and whose names should she use as hosts, I told her to use her boss's name and my name. I simply said 'Voon Hon and me lah' and so she innocently sent out the invite with the words 'Lai Voon Hon and Nancy cordially invite...'!
"Since this party was for around 50 close friends I used 'Nancy' and not 'Dato Nancy Yeoh' as I assumed everyone would realise it was Lai Voon Hon who owns Aloft hotel and myself as organiser!'
So all well's that ended well and everyone remained happily married to their legal spouses.
His Excellency the British High Commissioner Mr Simon Featherstone, YAM Tunku Naquiyuddin Tuanku Jaafar, Dato Nancy Yeoh and Alex Quay
The British High Commissioner's 2 daughters were in London with their mother Gail as their birthdays happened to fall on the same date 15 April!
Tunku Khairul Zaim Tunku Naquiyuddin and his sister, oops, mother Tunku Nurul Hayati
Son and mum looking gorgeous
Dato Professor Jimmy Choo and YAM Tunku Naquiyuddin Tuanku Jaafar
Dato Professor Jimmy Choo, Lai Voon Hon and YAM Tunku Naquiyuddin Tuanku Jaafar
Alex purposedly closed his peepers, Dato Nanc Yeoh and Her Excellency Ambassador of Spain Maria Bassols
Boys will be boys
Tunku Puan Sri Jawahir Tuanku Jaafar, Tunku Tan Sri Azlan Sultan Abu Bakar, Dato Nancy Yeoh and Alex Quay
Tunku Puan Sri Jawahir Tuanku Jaafar, Tunku Tan Sri Azlan Sultan Abu Bakar, Dato Nancy Yeoh and Alex Quay
The British High Commissioner His Excellency Mr Simon Featherstone, Dato Nancy Yeoh and Alex Quay
Lim Siew Lian, daughter of the late and great Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong who founded Genting Highlands
Lim Siew Lian must be worth a few hundred million ringgit so she is marginally richer than me
Lim Siew Lian and YAM Tunku Nurul Hayati
Lim Siew Lian and YAM Tunku Nurul Hayati
Bill Lewis, Dato Jimmy Choo and Dato Nancy Yeoh
Dato Jimmy Choo and YAM Tunku Nurul Hayati
Glam-slam ladies from left; Sister of HRH Sultan Ahmad Shah of PahangYM Tengku Nong Soraya Sultan Abu Bakar, Nora Marzuki, Datin Mimi Baharuddin and Datin Muni
Gorgeous gals from left; Tengku Nong Soraya Sultan Abu Bakar, Nora Marzuki, Datin Mimi Baharuddin and Datin Muni
Joan Mahoney and YM Che Engku Puan Sri Rozeeta Tunku Abdullah. As Puan Sri Rozeeta's teeth are as perfect and beautiful as mine, I wonder if we share the same super dentist Dr Datuk Sean Paul of LivingWell at Starhill Gallery? But her cleavage has nothing to do with mine
Tunku Khairul Zaim, Lisa Lai, Datin Seri Raihan and Tunku Puteri Puan Sri Jawahir Tuanku Jaafar
Dato Jimmy Choo and YAM Tunku Naquiyuddin Tuanku Jaafar
Dato Fitri Hisham and Datin Alissa Fitri Hisham
Dato Jimmy Choo, Lai Voon Hon and YAM Tunku Laksamana Tunku Naquiyuddin Tuanku Jaafar
Datin Seri Raihan and Datuk Seri Azim Zabidi eating a box of Mee Siam
Datin Seri Raihan and Datuk Seri Azim Zabidi the former UMNO Treasurer
Datin Su Falak and Dato Shamsul Falak with Lai Voon Hon floating in the background
Datin Sue and Dato Shamsul Falak without Lai Voon Hon floating in the background
YAM Tunku Muda Serting Tunku Imran Tuanku Jaafar, the Spanish Ambassador Her Excellency Maria Bassols and Joan Mahoney
View from MaiBar at Aloft hotel
Glam-slam girls from left; Tengku Nong Soraya, Nora Marzuki, Datin Mimi Baharuddin, Datin Muni and YM Che Engku Puan Sri Rozeeta Tg Abdullah
The Fabulous Five
YAM Tunku Dara Tunku Tan Sri Naquiah Tuanku Jaafar, YM Tunku Kecil Besar Tunku Mudzaffar Tunku Mustapha and Dato Nancy Yeoh
Tunku Dara Tunku Naquiah Tuanku Jaafar and Tunku Kecil Besar Tunku Mudzaffar
Pre-election discussion
Lim Siew Lian, Datuk Seri Azim, Datin Tina Abdullah, Datin Seri Raihan and Lisa Lim
One last lookee
Dato Nancy Yeoh and Lai Voon Hon
Alex Quay, Dato Nancy Yeoh and Lai Voon Hon
Alex Quay, Dato Nancy Yeoh and Lai Voon Hon
What a surprise! A hot belly dancer!
END OF PART 1
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