Sunday, July 22, 2018

DR MAY TAN HOSTED EXPENSIVE DINNER FOR 10 TO CELEBRATE HER 50th BIRTHDAY AT LAI PO HEEN CHINESE RESTAURANT AT MANDARIN ORIENTAL HOTEL KUALA LUMPUR . ACTUALLY IT WAS THE IDEA OF PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO WHO WAS FEELING BORED AS HER 3 KIDS ARE IN EUROPE WITH THEIR FATHER MICHAEL MANTZ SO SHE DECIDED TO THROW A DINNER FOR HER DEAREST AND NEAREST AT LAI PO HEEN ON THURSDAY 19 JULY 2018 AS ANY REASON WAS GOOD ENOUGH. THEN SHE DISCOVERED THE DAY EARLIER ON 18 JULY 2018 WAS DR MAY TAN'S 50th BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID NOT INVITE US TO HER BIRTHDAY BASH SO NONE KNEW SO DR MAY TAN DID NOT GET ANY BIRTHDAY WISHES FROM US SINCE SHE IS NOT WORLD FAMOUS LIKE MADONNA, BEYONCE OR QUEEN ELIZABETH II. ACTUALLY WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN IS THE BIRTHDAY OF MADONNA, BEYONCE OR QUEEN ELIZABETH II LET ALONE A MEDICAL DOCTOR LIKE MAY TAN KERWEI LAIPING! SHE DECLARED SHE RECEIVED BIRTHDAY GREETINGS FROM NEARLY A 1,000 OVERSEAS FRIENDS BUT NONE FROM US WHICH EXPLAINS WHY I ALWAYS ADVERTISED MY BIRTHDAY WHICH IS 7 JANUARY SO EVERYONE HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO SAVE MONEY TO BUY ME CARTIER BLING OR ROLEX WATCHES! OR GIVE ME ANGPOW. I NEVER LEAVE IT TO CHANCE AND EXPECT THE WORLD TO REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY AS PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO REMEMBER IN THEIR LIFE THAN MY BIRTHDAY. SO WHEN DR MAY TAN ARRIVED AND I SARCASTICALLY WISHED HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESPITE NOT BEING INVITED TO HER BIRTHDAY BASH SHE DECIDED TO PAY FOR THE DINNER SO NOW PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO OWES US ANOTHER DINNER AS SHE DID NOT PAY FOR IT.

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PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO ORDERING THE MENU WHICH COST RM 270 PER HEAD WHICH WAS EXPENSIVE BUT THEN I WAS NOT PAYING THANKS TO BUDDHA 

PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO, ALBERT LADORES AND PUAN SRI DATIN  CRYSTAL RAMON IBRAHIM
PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO BROUGHT A SELECTION OF COAT WRAPS IN VARAIOUS COLORS ORDERED BY HER FRIENDS 
EVER SINCE EVERYONE SAW HER WEARING ONE OF THESE, THEY HAD LITERALLY STOLEN THEM OFF HER SHOULDERS SO SHE HAS DECIDED TO ORDER THEM FROM KAYE ROBLES IN MANILA TO SELL TO THEM AT RM 200 EACH WHICH WAS A STEAL 

LABATT OR LABOUR ATTACHE OF PHILIPPINES EMBASSY ELIZABETH MARIA ESTRADA CHOSE A RED WRAP COAT

THERE SO SWEET
CAN ALSO WEAR LIKE TUDUNG OVER HEAD
NOW LIKE MALAY PRINCESS SITI WAN KEMBANG OF KELANTAN 
PUANS RI CRYSTAL IBRAHIM AS PUTERI SAADON 

3 RED RIDING HOODS 
WHERE IS TEH BIG BAD WOLF?
PUAN SRI CRYSTAL IBRAHIM ACCUSING ALBERT LADORES FOR BEING THE BIG BAD WOLD
ELIZABETH ESTRADA, PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARDO AND PUAN SRI CRYSTAL IBRAHIM
WITH LILLIAN TAN IN HER USUAL FUNERAL COLOR
DR MAY TAN IN VIRGINAL WHITE 

DR MAY TAN DOES NOT WHORE AROUND LIKE ME SO SHE IS STILL VIRGIN AT 50 SO ANY TAKERS?
BUT YOU MUST BE RICH, HANDSOME, TALL AND INTELLIGENT TO DEFLOWER DR MAY TAN 
DR MAY TAN DECIDING WHETHER TO TAKE ALL AS SHE IS VERY ACCOMPLISHED AND RICH 

IN THE END SHE CHOSE 5 FOR RM 1,000
SHADES OF VERMILION 

DAT JONESER CHOI CAME 
PRINCESS DATO SRI DR BECKY LEOGARGO, DR MAY TAN, DATO JONESER CHOI AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

DATO JONESER CHOI IN WHITE ON WHITE LIKE DOUBLE VIRGIN

2 MORE VIRGINS SERVING DINNER 

STARTERS

DATIN SRI NOORAINI CAME 
DATIN SRI NORAINI OTHMAN AND DR MAY TAN 

DUNNO WHY WOMEN HAVE TO HUG SO PASSIONATELY CONSIDERING THEY SEE EACH OTHER QUITE OFTEN AND NOT ONCE A DECADE 
KATRINA KARIM 
DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND KATRINA KARIM





ERROL TAN AND ALBERT LADORES
DATIN SRI NORAINI OTHMAN, KATRINA KARIM AND LILLIAN TAN 

STYLISH IN ORANGE 




DUNNO WHY THE WAITER INSISTED ON PHOTOGRAPHING THE CEILING BUT AT LAEST CAN SEE DATO KEE HUA CHEE IN FRESH LIME GREEN SUIT

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