KEEDEN, THE SECOND SON OF ALICE AND IVAN NG, CELEBRATES HIS FIRST 365 DAYS IN THIS WORLD IN THIS KALPA AT LANCELOT FINE DINING CAFE AT NADAYU 28 IN SUNWAY. AROUND A HUNDRED GUESTS CAME TO WISH KEEDEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GREAT LONG LIFE! THE LUNCH PARTY WAS ON SATURDAY 3 JUNE 2017 BUT TODAY 8 JUNE 2017 IS KEEDEN'S ACTUAL BIRTHDAY! SO HERE IS WISHING KEEDEN A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL OVER AGAIN! BUT NO MORE PRESENT AS I GAVE SUCH A COSTLY GIFT LAST SATURDAY ALICE AND JASON NG CAN SELL MY GIFT AND DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR NEXT TEN YEARS.

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WHEN I ARRIVED AT LANCELOT CAFE AT NADAYU 28, I ALMOST WALKED PAST IT AS I THOUGHT I WENT TO THE WRONG VENUE.

First I was told Lancelot is a sort of affordable fine dining restaurant but the name was Lancelot Tea Guild! A guild is an association of people in the same trade so Lancelot Tea Guild sells tea or is the office of tea merchants. Steve must amend the signage as passers-by will assume they sell tea bags.

Then the signage said 'Matthias 1 Year Old Birthday' but who was Matthias? I was attending Keeden's birthday! Mum Alice Tan came out and sighed, "Aiyo, this is the correct venue lah. Matthias is Keeden mah." Still, I cannot believe Alice Tan and husband Ivan Ng did not know how to spell their own son's name!

I instructed Alice and Ivan Ng to name their son in my honour so he would be guaranteed a great and long and rich life. Their first son is named Jayden so I said their second son should be named Keeden to match. Fancy having 2 sons called Jayden and Keeden! So wonderful and brilliant feng shui!

Since Alice and Ivan Ng had been having wild sex every night nonstop, she is now PREGNANT again! At first I thought she was merely getting fat since I am not an authority on sex but Alice Tan assured me she is still slim and she was very pregnant and will deliver in September and asked what should they name him. Yes, due to Buddha's blessings it is another boy as 3 boys is a major blessing compared to 3 girls so yumkung.

After praying to Buddha to get divine approval, I ordered Alice and Ivan Ng to name their third son Keewin so he will always be a winner! My first choice was Denkee but it sounded like 'denggi' or dengue fever. In Malay, Denkee also sounds like 'dengki' or 'jealous'! So it has to be Keewin to guarantee their third son will be blessed and favored by the gods and goddesses! Omitofu...

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PARTY PLANNER---The Seasons Inspiration

 STEVE THE OWNER OF LANCELOT, CRYSTAL CHONG, JOHN CHONG, ALICE TAN, DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND HANDSOME ADRIAN LOH

 SAME SAME

 BUT DIFFERENT

 THE TWIN BOYS OF ADRIAN LOH

 THEY TOO ARE NAMED IN MY HONOR SO THEY CAN GROW UP TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS---AND THEIR NAMES ARE KEENAT AND KEEVAN

 THEIR ORIGINAL BORING UNGLAM NAMES WERE NATHAN (NAT) AND EVAN SO NOW THEY ARE CALLED KEENAT AND KEEVAN! SO INFINITELY BETTER AND BLESSED BY JESUS AND MOTHER MARY SINCE THEY ARE GOOD ROMAN CATHOLICS

 DADDY ADRIAN LOH HAS SUCH LONG LEGS I WONDER IF EVERYTHING IS IN PROPORTION TOO AS HE HAS LONG FINGERS ALSO

 JOHN CHONG AND ALICE TAN

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE HAS VERY BIG EYES

 CHINKS TENDS TO HAVE SLITTY EYES BUT NOT DATO KEE HUA CHEE

 SEE?

 STILL BIG WHAT

 STEVE IN FRONT OF HIS EATERY

 PHIRENCE AND JASON PHANG

 ADRIAN LOH AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

 SUPERMODEL AMBER CHIA AND ALICE TAN

 AMBER CHIA IS A HEAD TALLER THAN ALICE TAN SO ALICE CANNOT BE SUPERMODEL WOR

 SPECKY

 AMBER CHIA LOOKS BETTER WITH MUSTACHE

 I ALWAYS SUSPECTED AMBER CHIA WAS BORN A MAN

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE REVS UP THE SCENE

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S MESMERISING BIG EYES

 AND BIG MOUTH TO MATCH

 BEAUTIFUL BUDDIES

 WHO IS MATTHIAS I ALSO DUNNO

KEEDEN AND MUM

 JAYDEN NG WITH JOHN CHONG

 IN CASE YOU THINK THIS IS A FAMILY PHOTO

 I GOT RID OF THE TWO INTRUDERS

 THIS IS THE FAMILY SHOT

 IVAN, KEEDEN, ALICE AND JAYDEN NG

 IVAN, KEEDEN AND ALICE NG

 HAPPY

 A KISS FOR 1 YEAR OLD KEEDEN

 JAYDEN'S FACE SO SHARP LIKE HIS PARENTS

 ANOTHER SET OF TWINS!

 HOW COME HIS EYES BIGGER?

 TWIN SISTERS ALSO!

 OR JUST SISTERS AS WOMEN ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME

BELOW--- AMAZING SHOT---2 PAIRS OF TWINS!

 KERWEI LAIPING!

 KEEDEN AND ADRIAN LOH

 I PREFER CARRY POODLES

 HANDSOME ACTOR WITH WIFE AND KIDS

 AARON, ALICE AND DATO REISS TIARA

 PHIRENCE, ALICE AND JASON

WILSON TAN, KEEDEN AND ALICE TAN

BABY AND MUMMY

 WOW SO BIG HER BOOBS

 KEENAT AND KEEVAN LOH

 STARTER

 FINE DINING AT LANCELOT @NADAYU 28

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 LANCELOT CATERS TO LOTSA PARTIES

JUST RIGHT SIZE

 KEEDEN CHECKING ON HIS DAD

 JAYDEN AND KEEDEN!

 PERFECT

 THE DARLINGS

 NO ALICE IS NOT PUTTING ON WEIGHT---SHE IS PREGNANT AGAIN

 KEEDEN, ALICE AND KEEWIN INSIDE ALICE

 SO FUNNY LAH SHE LOOKS AS I PREFER POODLES TO HUMAN BABIES. I TOLD HER TO BUY A POODLE PUPPY BUT NOW TOO LATE

 JOHN CHONG

 KING OF BLING

 I  BELIEVE THIS WAS A CHILDREN'S PARTY

 I PREFER POODLES TO CHILDREN

 AMELIA AND 2 DARLING BALLERINAS

 IVAN NG FEEDING KEEDEN NG

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE, IVAN NG AND KEEDEN NG

 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND JOHN CHONG

 KINGS OF BLING

DATO REISS TIARA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE PLANNED TO WEAR FUCHSIA

 WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL DATOS

 PURPLE POWERPHIRENCE, JASON PHANG  

 PHIRENCE, JASON PHANG, KEEDEN AND ALICEKEE I MEAN ALICE TAN

 THE 2 LADIES ALSO PLANNED TO WEAR SAME COLOR

 SAME SAME

 ALMOST

  A RIPE PIMPLE COMES TO MIND

 SUPERMALE MODEL WILSON TAN AND KEEDEN NG

 WILSON TAN, KEEDEN NG AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

  CUTEST TRIO

 WHO IS THIS SEXY CLOWN?

 CAKE CUTTING WITH WILSON TAN

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEDEN!

 HE IS ONE YEAR OLD EXACTLY TODAY 8 JUNE 2017! 

 8 JUNE 2017 IS KEEDEN'S EXACT BIRTHDATE!

 KIDS PARTY

ONE FOR THE ALBUM

 AS PROOF THAT THE FOOD AT LANCELOT IS SO GOOD...

 ...FATHER AND SON FELL ASLEEP AFTER THE FEAST!

HAVING A SIESTA IS THE BEST WAY TO GO AFTER A GREAT MEAL

IVAN NG WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE AS DATO KEE HUA CHEE ALSO DOZED OFF! KERWEI LAIPIJNG! 

 IVAN NG AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE

IVAN NG AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE--- THE 2 BEST LOOKING AND SEXIEST GUYS IMAGINABLE