AT THE LAUNCH OF 'ARE YOU FAN ENOUGH' TO GET 100 HARDCORE, DOEHARD MALAYSIAN FOOTBALL FANS TO WATCH THE EURO CUP 2012 SEMI-FINALS IN AN ALL-EXPENSE TRIP, CARLSBERG ALSO ROLLED OUT A TALENTED DUO WHO DABBLED IN FOOTBALL.
WELL, THEIR MOVES ARE THE SORT NEVER FOUND OR FORBIDDEN DURING A MATCH BUT I WAS SO IMPRESSED BY THEIR SAVVY AND SEXY MOVES I THINK I SHOULD LAUNCH A CAMPAIGN TO INCORPORATE THEIR MOVES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!
After the nifty footie maneuvres, Carlsberg entertained the crowd with dances from all corners of the world since dance, music, song and beer are the quartet that make the world a better place!
A ball in your ass...this is not usually seen during a match I believe
Look Ma, no hands
Catching a ball this way usually gets you a bruised face during a match
Balancing a ball on the nape of your neck is harder than it looks
This is what a header is all about but why is the guy at the back pinching his shirt?
Normally such positions are reserved for the boxing ring
He keeps one eye on the ball and another on the Cup
One must be clever and adaptive to win
Spinning a football on 1 finger is an acquired skill
DANCES THROUGH THE AGES AND FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE
Old and new dances through the ages and from all over the world
Venetian masked dance at the famous Ball
The sizzlingly sexy Can Can dance from, where else but la belle France
I must say my Leica did a great job in capturing every fold of the skirts!
Few dances beat the French Can Can for high impact drama and saliva inducing gasps
You could almost see their knickers which is part of the thrill and spill
Bet they are from the Steppes of inland Asia
Gosh, this dance is just as sexy and provocative like me
High flying Greeks. Well, Nike is the winged messenger of the gods
The male dancer looked like he needed Panadol
I never dressed like this when I played 'London Bridge is Falling Down'
FIRST WINNER OF 'ARE YOU FAN ENOUGH?' CONTEST SO NOW THERE ARE ACTUALLY 99 PLACES LEFT!
THE 1ST WINNER IS DAVID SUA SHANG TOH
David Sua Shang Toh was elated and excited (well, wouldn't you be too?) as he ran down to accept his prize of an all expenses paid trip to watch the semi-finals in Ukraine. He was even even dressed for the occasion! His name was picked in a lucky draw and he was really lucky as the first two winners were not around!
A manly, heroic hand shake with Soren Ravn, MD of Carlsberg Malaysia
Ya, I won!
Well, if I won, I would bend not only to Soren Ravn's nipples but all the way down!
See what I mean? I mean I can swallow the entire contents of a bottle of Carlsberg in one go
See how happy I am after swallowing an entire bottle?
Notice my Laughing Buddha pendant? I drink religiously you see
I also pose religiously with supermodel Adrian Winson
My million dollar smile was created by Dr Datuk Sean Paul of LivingWell, Starhill Gallery