Wednesday, June 7, 2017

KEEDEN, THE SECOND SON OF ALICE AND IVAN NG, CELEBRATES HIS FIRST 365 DAYS IN THIS WORLD IN THIS KALPA AT LANCELOT FINE DINING CAFE AT NADAYU 28 IN SUNWAY. AROUND A HUNDRED GUESTS CAME TO WISH KEEDEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GREAT LONG LIFE! THE LUNCH PARTY WAS ON SATURDAY 3 JUNE 2017 BUT TODAY 8 JUNE 2017 IS KEEDEN'S ACTUAL BIRTHDAY! SO HERE IS WISHING KEEDEN A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL OVER AGAIN! BUT NO MORE PRESENT AS I GAVE SUCH A COSTLY GIFT LAST SATURDAY ALICE AND JASON NG CAN SELL MY GIFT AND DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR NEXT TEN YEARS.

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WHEN I ARRIVED AT LANCELOT CAFE AT NADAYU 28, I ALMOST WALKED PAST IT AS I THOUGHT I WENT TO THE WRONG VENUE.

First I was told Lancelot is a sort of affordable fine dining restaurant but the name was Lancelot Tea Guild! A guild is an association of people in the same trade so Lancelot Tea Guild sells tea or is the office of tea merchants. Steve must amend the signage as passers-by will assume they sell tea bags.


Then the signage said 'Matthias 1 Year Old Birthday' but who was Matthias? I was attending Keeden's birthday! Mum Alice Tan came out and sighed, "Aiyo, this is the correct venue lah. Matthias is Keeden mah." Still, I cannot believe Alice Tan and husband Ivan Ng did not know how to spell their own son's name!


I instructed Alice and Ivan Ng to name their son in my honour so he would be guaranteed a great and long and rich life. Their first son is named Jayden so I said their second son should be named Keeden to match. Fancy having 2 sons called Jayden and Keeden! So wonderful and brilliant feng shui!


Since Alice and Ivan Ng had been having wild sex every night nonstop, she is now PREGNANT again! At first I thought she was merely getting fat since I am not an authority on sex but Alice Tan assured me she is still slim and she was very pregnant and will deliver in September and asked what should they name him. Yes, due to Buddha's blessings it is another boy as 3 boys is a major blessing compared to 3 girls so yumkung.


After praying to Buddha to get divine approval, I ordered Alice and Ivan Ng to name their third son Keewin so he will always be a winner! My first choice was Denkee but it sounded like 'denggi' or dengue fever. In Malay, Denkee also sounds like 'dengki' or 'jealous'! So it has to be Keewin to guarantee their third son will be blessed and favored by the gods and goddesses! Omitofu...


LANCELOT CAFE---03 5613 6639


PARTY PLANNER---The Seasons Inspiration



 STEVE THE OWNER OF LANCELOT, CRYSTAL CHONG, JOHN CHONG, ALICE TAN, DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND HANDSOME ADRIAN LOH
 SAME SAME
 BUT DIFFERENT
 THE TWIN BOYS OF ADRIAN LOH
 THEY TOO ARE NAMED IN MY HONOR SO THEY CAN GROW UP TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS---AND THEIR NAMES ARE KEENAT AND KEEVAN
 THEIR ORIGINAL BORING UNGLAM NAMES WERE NATHAN (NAT) AND EVAN SO NOW THEY ARE CALLED KEENAT AND KEEVAN! SO INFINITELY BETTER AND BLESSED BY JESUS AND MOTHER MARY SINCE THEY ARE GOOD ROMAN CATHOLICS
 DADDY ADRIAN LOH HAS SUCH LONG LEGS I WONDER IF EVERYTHING IS IN PROPORTION TOO AS HE HAS LONG FINGERS ALSO
 JOHN CHONG AND ALICE TAN
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE HAS VERY BIG EYES
 CHINKS TENDS TO HAVE SLITTY EYES BUT NOT DATO KEE HUA CHEE
 SEE?
 STILL BIG WHAT
 STEVE IN FRONT OF HIS EATERY


 PHIRENCE AND JASON PHANG


 ADRIAN LOH AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE


 SUPERMODEL AMBER CHIA AND ALICE TAN
 AMBER CHIA IS A HEAD TALLER THAN ALICE TAN SO ALICE CANNOT BE SUPERMODEL WOR
 SPECKY
 AMBER CHIA LOOKS BETTER WITH MUSTACHE
 I ALWAYS SUSPECTED AMBER CHIA WAS BORN A MAN
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE REVS UP THE SCENE
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE'S MESMERISING BIG EYES
 AND BIG MOUTH TO MATCH
 BEAUTIFUL BUDDIES
 WHO IS MATTHIAS I ALSO DUNNO

KEEDEN AND MUM
 JAYDEN NG WITH JOHN CHONG




 IN CASE YOU THINK THIS IS A FAMILY PHOTO
 I GOT RID OF THE TWO INTRUDERS
 THIS IS THE FAMILY SHOT
 IVAN, KEEDEN, ALICE AND JAYDEN NG
 IVAN, KEEDEN AND ALICE NG
 HAPPY
 A KISS FOR 1 YEAR OLD KEEDEN
 JAYDEN'S FACE SO SHARP LIKE HIS PARENTS


 ANOTHER SET OF TWINS!
 HOW COME HIS EYES BIGGER?
 TWIN SISTERS ALSO!
 OR JUST SISTERS AS WOMEN ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME


BELOW--- AMAZING SHOT---2 PAIRS OF TWINS!
 KERWEI LAIPING!
 KEEDEN AND ADRIAN LOH
 I PREFER CARRY POODLES
 HANDSOME ACTOR WITH WIFE AND KIDS


 AARON, ALICE AND DATO REISS TIARA
 PHIRENCE, ALICE AND JASON
WILSON TAN, KEEDEN AND ALICE TAN
BABY AND MUMMY
 WOW SO BIG HER BOOBS
 KEENAT AND KEEVAN LOH
 STARTER
 FINE DINING AT LANCELOT @NADAYU 28



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 LANCELOT CATERS TO LOTSA PARTIES
JUST RIGHT SIZE
 KEEDEN CHECKING ON HIS DAD
 JAYDEN AND KEEDEN!
 PERFECT
 THE DARLINGS
 NO ALICE IS NOT PUTTING ON WEIGHT---SHE IS PREGNANT AGAIN
 KEEDEN, ALICE AND KEEWIN INSIDE ALICE
 SO FUNNY LAH SHE LOOKS AS I PREFER POODLES TO HUMAN BABIES. I TOLD HER TO BUY A POODLE PUPPY BUT NOW TOO LATE


 JOHN CHONG
 KING OF BLING
 I  BELIEVE THIS WAS A CHILDREN'S PARTY
 I PREFER POODLES TO CHILDREN
 AMELIA AND 2 DARLING BALLERINAS
 IVAN NG FEEDING KEEDEN NG


 DATO KEE HUA CHEE, IVAN NG AND KEEDEN NG
 DATO KEE HUA CHEE AND JOHN CHONG
 KINGS OF BLING
DATO REISS TIARA AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE PLANNED TO WEAR FUCHSIA
 WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL DATOS
 PURPLE POWERPHIRENCE, JASON PHANG  
 PHIRENCE, JASON PHANG, KEEDEN AND ALICEKEE I MEAN ALICE TAN
 THE 2 LADIES ALSO PLANNED TO WEAR SAME COLOR
 SAME SAME
 ALMOST
  A RIPE PIMPLE COMES TO MIND
 SUPERMALE MODEL WILSON TAN AND KEEDEN NG


 WILSON TAN, KEEDEN NG AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE
  CUTEST TRIO
 WHO IS THIS SEXY CLOWN?
 CAKE CUTTING WITH WILSON TAN




 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEDEN!
 HE IS ONE YEAR OLD EXACTLY TODAY 8 JUNE 2017! 
 8 JUNE 2017 IS KEEDEN'S EXACT BIRTHDATE!














 KIDS PARTY








ONE FOR THE ALBUM
 AS PROOF THAT THE FOOD AT LANCELOT IS SO GOOD...
 ...FATHER AND SON FELL ASLEEP AFTER THE FEAST!
HAVING A SIESTA IS THE BEST WAY TO GO AFTER A GREAT MEAL
IVAN NG WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE AS DATO KEE HUA CHEE ALSO DOZED OFF! KERWEI LAIPIJNG! 
 IVAN NG AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE
IVAN NG AND DATO KEE HUA CHEE--- THE 2 BEST LOOKING AND SEXIEST GUYS IMAGINABLE


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