END OF THE WORLD IS COMING SO ENJOY AT THESE HOTELS!

KEE@FSWMAG.COM
ON 21/12/12, I PLAN TO RETURN TO KOTA BARU, MY HOME TOWN IN KELANTAN TO BE WITH MY PARENTS AND MY ADOPTED FRENCH SON DEDIONE KEE WHO I WILL HOLD IN MY ARMS AS WE GET READY TO MEET JESUS CHRIST AND BUDDHA. AS THE CEILING COMES CRASHING DOWN TO CRACK OUR SKULLS, I WILL HOLD DARLING DEDIONE OUT SO HE WILL DIE FIRST AND WHEN I SEE HE IS TRULY DEAD THEN I WILL DIE IN PEACE.

I CANNOT DIE FIRST BEFORE DEDIONE AS HE HAS NEVER SUFFERED AS I LOOK AFTER HIM SO WELL.

SO IF I ENTER NIRVANA AND HEAVEN AHEAD OF HIM, DEDIONE WILL BE TRAUMATISED AND SUFFER TERRIBLY AS HIS BODY IS SMASHED AND I AM NOT AROUND TO COMFORT HIM.

So I will never die until Dedione dies first so he will be waiting for me at the entrance of Pearly Gates as I arrive after him! 

All of you should take my advice and make sure all your loved ones are safely dead so you too can die with a light heart, knowing your family are enroute to heaven already as you gasp your last, dying breath.

But there are plenty of other luxe hotels which are catering to Doomsday parties so if you don't live in a palatial condo filled with statues of Buddh and Jesus who will come to life on 21/12/12, you should enjoy your last day on Planet Earth at these luxurious digs and await Amageddon in style.

Hotels cashing in on "end of the world"

If you believe the Mayas, the end of the world is near. At least that's how some people have interpreted the fact that when the Meso-americans conceived their Long Count calendar more than 5,000 years ago, it happened to stop at December 21, 2012.

Others believe the end of the Maya calendar simply refers to the coming of a major global physical or spiritual transmogrification, marking the start of a new era. Whichever camp you fall into, if you don't want to be sitting at home in your aged sofa when the big day comes, consider heading to one of the many hotels that are marking the date with special Maya-themed deals and packages. Here are some both in the heart of Maya country and beyond.

Mexico and Central America
Fairmont Mayakoba and Rosewood Mayakoba
Playa del Carmen, Mexico
Dates vary
These sister properties on the beautiful Riviera Maya are honoring the Maya civilization's rich culture with several packages featuring special spa treatments (think healing herbs and bathing rituals), authentic tasting menus (showcasing ingredients such as yucca, verdolaga and chayote) and other on-property events (traditional music and dance, lectures, etc.).

Cuixmala
Jalisco, Mexico
December 15-22
Stressing about the apocalypse can tie your body in knots, so what better way to relax than a weeklong yoga retreat on a tranquil 25,000-acre estate whose name translates to "soul's resting place." Yogini Maya Fiennes will lead classes focused on helping you awaken your kundalini (yogic life force) and your progression into the new age. After you've perfected your downward facing jog, join the beach party commemorating the conclusion of the Maya calendar on December 21.

JW Marriott Cancun Resort & Spa
Cancun, Mexico
Through December 21
At this top-rated resort surrounded on two sides by the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, the offerings include two tickets to Chichen Itza to explore the archaeological remains of the ancient Maya city dating back more than 1,300 years as well as Maya-inspired couple's spa treatments, be it the body exfoliation incorporating honey and ground corn or a massage performed according to the historic beliefs of energy flow.

Azul Beach Hotel, Azul Sensatori Hotel and Azul Fives Hotel
Riviera Maya, Mexico
Through December 31
These three family-focused Azul Hotels by Karisma are letting the kiddos get in on the fun with the new Mini Mayans program they introduced this year. The free activities include cooking classes in which budding chefs learn to make tortillas and chocolate milk using Maya ingredients and utensils, a chance to make a 2013 calendar while learning about the Mayas' unique numbering system and storytelling performances while dressed in Maya costumes.

Hamanasi Adventure and Dive Resort
Hopkins, Belize
Through December 31
Given its proximity to several major Maya sites, this boutique eco-resort on Belize's central coast has introduced an end-of-the-world package that's out of this world. In addition to a Maya-themed gift and Maya meals whipped up by the hotel's chefs, it includes five Maya-inspired day trips, from climbing the pyramids at Xunantunich and Cahal Pech to lunching with a local Maya family.

United States
The Curtis
Denver
Book by December 11
If the world is going to end, why not go out with a bang? That's the thinking behind the "Party Like There's No To-Maya" package at this trendy downtown Denver lodging. For a one-time offering, interested parties can rent out the entire 15th floor (26 rooms) on December 21 for a blowout with all of their friends and family. In addition to food and drink, you get limousine transport for all of your guests, the services of a professional tattoo artist, an in-room amenity kit with gas masks, anti-radiation tablets and freeze-dried food, and, just in case you make it through the night, free breakfast at the onsite restaurant the following morning.

The Keating
San Diego
Through December 21
This Southern California boutique hotel's "End of the World" package, which starts at $666 a night, focuses on "crucial survival tips" and "last-ditch relaxation." For instance, you'll train to be able to outrun zombies at a fitness boot camp, enjoy a "last supper" at the hotel's signature restaurant and receive complimentary en-suite movies when predawn panic robs you of sleep.

Hotel Palomar Philadelphia
Philadelphia
Through January 13
In honor of the "Maya 2012 -- Lords of Times" exhibition at the nearby Penn Museum, which explores everything from where the predictions of the impending apocalypse originated to theories on what will happen once December 21 gets here, the Hotel Palomar has introduced a package that includes valet parking, VIP tickets to the exhibit, and, ironically, late checkout.

Hotel Maya
Long Beach, California
Ongoing
This chic waterfront hotel doesn't have to do much to mark the occasion, because, as its name implies, it already embraces Maya culture -- from the vibrant color scheme to menu items at its onsite restaurant. The hotel is, however, running a yearlong "The Year to Go Mayan" sweepstakes that offer entrants the chance to win free weekend stays as well as a grand prize trip to the heart of Maya country in Yucatan, Mexico. Other special offerings include a themed dinner show, complete with authentic music and cuisine, on November 14 as well as an End of the World Party on December 21. You can even track the remaining time on the Maya calendar, down to the day, hour, minute and second, on the hotel's website.

Source: CNN