WHEN RESORTS WORLD GENTING THROWS A PARTY, REST ASSURED IT IS TO BE REMEMBERED AND CHERISHED AND SO IT WAS WITH OKTOBERFEST 2015!
MINE, ALL MINE
LUCKY I HAVE BIG MOUTH
NOTE THE GOLDEN LION!
Held inside the cavernous and super exclusive RM 20,000 membership Genting Club, Oktoberfest was a beer guzzling and sausage gobbling feast to end all parties.
At the entrance of Genting Club were 2 frauleins in traditional German Bavarian costumes we all associate with Oktoberfest. You know, frilly white blouse and armlets plus sexy corsets tied until their boobs look ready to pop out for breath of fresh air plus flouncy full skirt, stockings and high heels. Enough to make you sway before drinking a drop of beer.
Speaking of beers, Genting Club offered some 50 different beers, from locally brewed Carlsberg said to be best in world to exotic beers like Savannah from South Africa to Stella Artoise which advertises itself as 'reassuringly the most expensive beer'! Though Oktoberfest is a German festival, the beers were from across the globe.
As for food, I thought I was in heaven though I was only 6,000 feet up in the sky. The pork sausages like frankfurters, bratwursts, knackwursts and other wursts so delicious it makes the worst day good again.
There are some 1,200 types of sausages in Germany but thank god Genting Club only offered 6 of the most popular.
The star dish was crispy pork belly which is like the Chinese siew yok but done German style which was juicy yet crispy with divine crunchy skin to die for. I ate and ate till I reached the Plimsoll line and was unable to move from my chair for at least 15 minutes. If an earthquake had struck, I would have to sit still and hope for the best that the ceiling would not fall on my head. It was that good.
There was no Ompah Pah band with rotund, rosy-cheeked German men wearing lederhosen but we had something better---an all female German band! Four beautiful blonde and brunette frauleins flown in for the occasion at great expense and singing popular hits in English and not German so we could all understand and appreciate. All dressed in the traditional and alluring dirndls.
There was also a Filipino band whose lead singer organised super fun and raunchy fun contests.
All we could say was 'Prost'! Which means 'Yumseng' in German OK!
Sexy German fraulein in traditional dirndl
Gigantic screen in foyer of Genting Club reflected onto mirrored ceiling for stupendous effect!
Filipino band in action inside
Ready for Oktoberfest!
Dato Kee Hua Chee and pretty frauleins
Beer, beer, beer!
Inside Genting Club
Very exclusive and reserved for members only. Lucky I am rich and famous so I qualify!
German ladies in their national costumes
Carlsberg is my favorite beer
GLAMSLAM GENTING CLUB, FOR MEMBERS ONLY AND THEIR GUESTS
My first plate, I went through 6 or 7 plates
List of beers
All girl German band!
Eye candy for all
I ate them all
Ok maybe not all
Order this pork belly! I guarantee is best German pork cooking ever!
I am salivating thinking of it
DATO KEE HUA CHEE
LUCKILY DATO KEE HUA CHEE HAS BIG MOUTH
I THINK I ATE HALF THE PIG
DATO KEE HUA CHEE HARD AT WORK
NOTE THE GOLDEN LION WHO SEEMS TO BE SLEEPING!
VERY DE BIG
GERMANS ARE VERY BIG I HEAR
OOMPH PAH PAH!
GERMAN GALS ARE HOT
SO FAR SO GOOD
5 BEERS TO GO
MUST BE MIGRANT GERMANS
NEVER KNEW GERMANS CAN LOOK SO CHINKY WITH BLUE HAIR, MUST BE NEW SPECIES
HOT OR NOT
I PREFER THE BLONDE BUT WILL TAKE BOTH
SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GUY ON STAGE
DOING THE UNAVOIDABLE CHICKEN DANCE
HOT CHICKS DOING CHICKEN DANCE!
HOT FILIPINO BAND
GENTING CLUB IN FULL SWING
ADMIRING MY OWN CHEETAH AND TIGER RINGS
NOTE MY FAVORITE CHOPARD WATCH
THE MASSIVE SCREEN IS CRYSTAL CLEAR!
CLEARER THAN THE REAL BAND ON STAGE!
HAPPY TIMES ARE HERE
FUN FUN FUN
EACH CONTESTANT MUST DO THIS! PUSH-UPS WAS NEVER LIKE THIS!
DON'T YOU LIKE SEEING WOMEN GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU?
NO WONDER GERMANY SO POWERFUL---JUST LOOK AT HIS HEIGHT AND PROWESS! IMPRESSIVE
THIS GERMAN GUEST IN CLASSIC LEDERHOSEN DOING THE HOT PUMPING
HE HAS TO WRIGGLE AND SHAKE HIS ASS FURIOUSLY! MEANWHILE THE CONTESTANT AT RIGHT IS TEXTING FOR HELP
HE DID SO WELL HE WON!
THE GERMAN MAN MUST BE LIKE 7 FEET!
THIS GERMAN MAN IS SUPER TALL
THE TOP 3 HAD TO MAKE SEXUAL NOISES WITHOUT TOUCHING THE GIRL
THE TOP 3 HAD TO MOAN AND GROAN WHILE LOOKING AT THIS HOT BABE
NOW THIS GUY HAD TO DO SAME AGAIN BUT THIS TIME FACING A GUY!
PROST TO OKTOBERFEST!