PETSTER MAGAZINE IS NOT JUST FOR HAMSTERS BUT IS DEDICATED TO ALL PETS BIG, SMALL AND MEDIUM SIZED!
Yes, think poodle!
Petster is the best pet magazine in Malaysia and it's free on top of that! So get your copy now.
If you read Petster then you are also a Petster! Being a Petster is a humungous honour and accolade you can be truly proud of! I am a Petster of course!
If you don't like animals, birds or fish then pray go see a brain surgeon as there is something seriously wrong with your brains!
If you ever wondered why God created you in particular and humans in general, the answer is that we are put here on this planet to look after the animals!
Humans are the top of the food chain and at the apex of the pyramid. No animal species can eliminate us but we can wipe out entire species and continue to do so even today! This is an unforgivable sin as once a species is gone, it is gone for good though maybe in future we can resurrect them but this is not guaranteed and the angels in heaven are weeping at our cruelty and stupidity not only to animals but each other which simply prove we are also animals but more sophisticated ones as we are the only species that wear clothes which does not say much, come to think of it.
Of course the best way of protecting animals is often by leaving them alone!
If you bump into a ravenous lioness with her cub and you decide to pat her, she will attack and eat you as this is her nature so don't expect her to purr and nuzzle you just because you have good intentions.
Before Siddartha Gautama became Buddha, he had to be reborn many times with each reincarnation elevating him into a higher plane. Once he met a starving tigress with her cub in the forest and was so filled with sympathy he decided to sacrifice his life so the pair could survive. He allowed himself to be eaten by the tigress and she could feed her cub with his flesh!
The gods in heaven applauded and he was instantly reborn to be closer to attaining enlightenment!
Of course I would not let the tigress bite me as it is bound to be painful as I would run to the nearest village to buy meat for the animal but then, I am not a Buddha.
These are the folks whose entry into Heaven has been double confirmed
The logo of Petster is the Malayan Tiger
I prefer puppies to human babies
A flying doggie is an extremely rare breed
A lipsticked poodle is also very rare
A hamster in Petster is a Friendster
Bubble-eyed goldfish is my favourite aquarium fish
This Petster is young and handsome top model Lim Wei Sin
Supermodel Amber Chia is also a Petster
BELOW ARE PHOTOS OF PETSTERS FOR PETSTER MAGAZINE
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Petsters working hard to produce Petster
What the fuck!
What a hug!
Poodles are my favourite animals so Think Petster, Think Poodle!