When it comes to sex and drugs, Amsterdam is heaven on earth. The prostitutes sitting inside their red (now you know why such dens of iniquity are called red and not yellow or green) windows are for your picking and you are spoilt for choice.
I knocked on the window of a very pretty and sexy girl under 25 and asked how much. She opened the door and smiled ever so seductively, "50 euros" which is RM 220 which even poverty stricken peasants from the Third World can afford.
"What do I get?" I inquired.
"I suck your cock and you fuck me," the darling replied.
"How long?" I queried.
"20 minutes. Normal men should be able to cum by then. I will make sure!" she giggled.
"Can I kiss you?" I stared at her red, pouty and certainly luscious lips and nice teeth.
"No, but only suck and fuck but since you are so cute, I will kiss you and lick you!" she beamed.
Wow!
But for 7 euros (around RM 30) you get to enter 4 floors of Erotic Museum which is also fun! You can easily get a hard on and wank yourself silly looking at the exhibits as I was practically alone most of the time!
Entrance to Erotic Museum. RM 30 entry fee
I like this nextdoor building which is a bar
Here I go!
Very welcoming and friendly and SAFE!
Tits and cunt! This poster greeted me upon entry which shocked the life out of me as I am very religious, conservative and shy
More cunt and tits
Chinese snuff boxes
Japanese bone netsuke
Tree of Life!!!!
I need get one!
Nut crackers! Put the walnut inbetween her legs
Lan Chaiu galore
Erotic vases
Japanese sex positions
Blow jobs
Bet your gf can't do this position
Indian sex
I love this carving as the folds remind me of a chibai not that I have ever seen a real one as I am virgin
Cock lovers
Yummy, finger licking good like KFC
Just sit and enjoy
Hot rod
I like this position
The folds on this plate look like vagina!
Room with magic mushroom stools
Snow White corrupted!
Prince is charmed by Snow White tits and cock turrets
Nice
Sex, sex, sex!
Tribal sex
Big cocks
Indians do it like this under moonlight
Indian sex
1970s sex
Early days were like these
Cunt licker
Oh
Picasso
The good old days
Nice
Sex manual
Objets d'art
These erotic paintings are original and for sale, quite cheap too as most are under RM 3,000
I like big cocks but this is taller than me
Bad feng shui or not? Woman over my head peeing!
You can see her pee coming out from her chibai
I am standing underneath the transparent aquarium
The other side
Pee on me!
I never knew women can pee so far
Sexy
S and M
Mannequins behind bars in sex positions and gear
Big cock to suck
Wow
I dunno whats happening here
Upside down also can
Hot
Big dick
Mine not this big, just a bit smaller
Yummy
3some
Great
Oh
Why use fake dick when real ones are around
Hmmm
This is the girl peeing!
Madonna in her book 'Sex' which I bought at her launch in London at her party where I met her
What the devil is doing to Madonna
Madonna shocked the world with this book
Nice tongue
Teach us!
Hmmm
Big, very de big cock
Fab
Put your head here
Sit on this sex chair
Pose with her
Sex pix
What a waist
Empty room!
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