Monday, September 3, 2012



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And I have seen plenty of hightech TVs as I like to change TVs and get the best entertainment possible since I work from home. Now I don't ever have to buy another television set when a new model is released----the new Samsung Smart TV has built-in mechanisms that accept new technology that come online year after year without having to buy a new TV! 

Anyway, with its sleek, flat and thin format that resembles a slim painting hanging on the wall or on console, there is nothing more to do in terms of design. I predict the next revolution is TV half an inch thick and so light you can cellotape the TV on a wall! Or roll it up like a newspaper and carry it with you inside your Louis Vuitton bag like the transparent, paper-like keyboard.

Until then, we will make do with this Samsung Smart TV that does practically everything but have sex with you. Of course blue movies appear bluer on its 3D screen! Yes, this is a 3D TV with special 3D glasses you wear when you wish to watch 3D or without them for 2D normal viewing.

It acts as a gigantic, 60-inch computer screen too as you can surf the Net as you cruise all the porn sites in dazzling colours and incredible clarity! Imagine boobs that appear before your eyes the size of water melons and cocks as big as a tree trunk! You will be spending all your waking hours staring at the screen.

This TV thinks it is a computer and it is! It is like a gigantic computer screen and you can do presentations and business proposals in the board room. You can surf the web while using or downloading Apps simultaneously!

I know I will be pressing the exclamation button nonstop as this new technological marvel is unsurpassed and once you have it, you wonder how you managed to survive all these decades without it!

Imagine entering your home after work and talking to your TV. Just say 'Hello TV' and it switches on automatically upon hearing your voice! Later you can programme it to respond to anything you say, for example "Hi darling' or 'Kiss me everyone' or the name of your nearest and dearest.

This TV comes with remote control but why mutilate your thumb by pressing the knobs when you can wave at your TV and it obeys your instructions! 

It changes channels by obeying the action of your fist---wave upwards and the channel goes forward. Wave your fingers downwards and the channel decreases!

You can even summon a personal trainer, believe it or not who will appear on the screen and take you through all the exercises. Just key in what you want---lose weight, gain weight, flatten the stomach, increase your energy or whatever! Your personal fitness instructor will go through the paces with you.

Even more miraculously, a built-in camera will video you so you appear in the TV alongside your personal trainer! No more standing in front of a mirror and wondering if you are doing the correct steps!

Best of all, the Samsung Smart TV has a super useful secret---it can be activated from outside your home using your phone so you can scan the room and immediate vicinity of the TV!

Yes, it acts as a spy camera! Fancy being in London and activating the camera so you can see what is going on inside your house in Kuala Lumpur! You will be able to check if your kids are doing their homework or watching TV! And if your spouse is having sex with your best friend! This works even if the TV is on so you can be secretly watching your family as they watch TV! Perhaps you should not inform them of this clever, sneaky little facility! 

At RM 18,000, it is not the cheapest TV in the market but hey, this may well be the last TV you will need to buy! If you use it for 20 years, it only costs RM 900 a year! Cheap! 

Samsung Launches Latest Range of SMART TVs, Plasma TVs, SMART Blu-ray Home Entertainment System and Blu-ray Player
Samsung’s 2012 line-up combines elegant styling with a wide range of high-end features
Samsung Malaysia Electronics Sdn. Bhd., the global leader in digital media and convergence, today, reinforced its commitment to push the boundaries of innovation and consumer experience with its showcase of the latest range of interactive SMART LED and Plasma TVs alongside a new range of home entertainment systems and Blu-ray players. Working across its home entertainment product portfolio, Samsung has removed the barriers that exist between devices and content to deliver a smarter, simpler and more connected life for consumers.

Samsung’s range of futuristic SMART TV 2012 offers consumers three life-enriching, highly interactive solutions in form of SMART Interaction, SMART Content and SMART Evolution.

“The lifestyles and demands of the new age consumer today are rapidly changing and the technological landscape is fast advancing. Consumers are looking for innovative products that enrich and accommodate their lifestyles, be it for entertainment, personal or corporate needs, and this creates exciting growth opportunities for new markets,” said Mr. Kwon Jae Hoon, Managing Director of Samsung Malaysia Electronics Sdn. Bhd.

“Samsung envisions the TV as the central screen of the home, bringing family members together in this individualized era. Unlike other devices, the TV has the largest screen and the power to deliver families truly unique and touching experiences.  With Samsung SMART TV, television will be the center of the family, sharing people’s memories and events. As a family member, TV will understand you and your family. This is the future of SMART TV,” added Mr. Kwon.

The products showcased, Samsung’s flagship LED ES8000, ES7500, ES6800 and Plasma E8000 series TVs, received CES 2012 Innovations Design and Engineering Awards.

The Future of SMART TV

Samsung’s cutting-edge SMART TV technology is set to forever redefine home entertainment. SMART Interaction is an intuitive platform offering Motion Control, Voice Control, and Face Recognition commands for the TV, eliminating the need for a remote control.

With SMART Content, families will enjoy enhanced content and connection abilities from device to device and web storage to device that is easy and convenient. SMART Content turns the TV into a lifeline, in and outside the home through new and enriching experiences.

The SMART Evolution feature allows consumers to easily enjoy the benefits of the latest TV technology year after year without purchasing a brand new unit. Consumers will enjoy new experiences from year 2013, as the future TV kit allows their TV to be re-born each year with the newest technology. 

The Ultimate in Style and Power

Samsung’s SMART TV features the slim bezel complemented by a stylish arch flow stand and large screen size of up to 60 inches. Inside, a dual-core processor powers the TV, allowing users to multitask by surfing the web while using or downloading multiple apps simultaneously. A variety of content is available through Samsung Apps, the industry’s preferred TV apps platform.

Its Micro Dimming Ultimate allows viewers enjoy richer colours, brighter pictures and higher contrast ratios by analysing and automatically adjusting the picture quality. The technology also eliminates the "halo" effect and image distortion caused by diffused light.

Home Entertainment System and Blu-ray Player

Samsung’s home entertainment system delivers impeccable high-definition audio and Samsung’s 3D Sound Plus, with more natural, richer sound that is more harmonized. Both the home entertainment system and Blu-ray player are built-in with Wi-Fi, to provide access to web-connected entertainment as well as Samsung’s SMART Hub and Signature Apps.

For more information on the latest Samsung SMART TV and range of home entertainment products, please visit and

About Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd.

Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd. is a global leader in semiconductor, telecommunication, digital media and digital convergence technologies with 2011 consolidated sales of US$143.1 billion. Employing approximately 206,000 people in 197 offices across 72 countries, the company operates two separate organizations to coordinate its nine independent business units: Digital Media & Communications, comprising Visual Display, Mobile Communications, Telecommunication Systems, Digital Appliances, IT Solutions, and Digital Imaging; and Device Solutions, consisting of Memory, System LSI and LED. Recognized for its industry-leading performance across a range of economic, environmental and social criteria, Samsung Electronics was named the world’s most sustainable technology company in the 2011 Dow Jones Sustainability Index. For more information, please visit

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Samsung new Smart TV
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All you will ever need in a TV is here right now
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A whole new world awaits!
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At the launch in April 2012
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Wave at the TV and it obeys your commands and you can make do without the traditional remote control! 
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From now on, if you cannot find the remote control, you don't have to tear your hair as your TV still works by using your hand
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Choices, choices, choices!

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You can read The Star on TV!
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Samsung's new Smart TV is the TV by which others will be judged!


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