Monday, January 6, 2014

BEAUTIFUL BIBLE SCENARIOS AS YOU HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE

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DESCRIPTION:  CAPTION: THAT'S THE BEST ONE-STAR HOTEL THAT I'VE EVER SEEN



DESCRIPTION: Man with a wine spill on his tunic speaking with Jesus CAPTION: IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU COULD TURN JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THAT WINE BACK INTO WATER?





DESCRIPTION: Jesus at a computer talking to an angel CAPTION: I THINK I NEED TO SET UP A SPAM FILTER TO CATCH LOTTERY PRAYER REQUESTS





DESCRIPTION: Two men on the shore looking out at Jesus
 walking on the water CAPTION: IT'S GOTTA BE THE SANDALS




DESCRIPTION: Jesus holding groceries, other man in doorway freaking out CAPTION: IT’S NOT REALLY THE SECOND COMING UNTIL I RETURN AFTER ACTUALLY LEAVING EARTH ... THIS TIME I WAS JUST GETTING GROCERIES







DESCRIPTION: Man in sheep clothing talking to John the Baptist CAPTION: SERIOUSLY, JOHN, YOU NEED TO DITCH THAT CAMEL HAIR AND TRY SHEEP





DESCRIPTION: John
 the Baptist giving out locusts on Halloween CAPTION: GREAT COSTUMES … HERE, HAVE SOME LOCUSTS




DESCRIPTION: Jesus talking to Peter, who is waiting for a foot washing CAPTION: I WAS MAKING A POINT THE OTHER DAY ... YOU STILL NEED TO BE ABLE TO WASH YOUR OWN FEET SOMETIMES




DESCRIPTION: Two people talking to someone who is dressed like Jesus CAPTION: OH NO, IT’S NOT A HALLOWEEN THING … I’M JUST TRYING TO BE MORE CHRISTLIKE













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