GETTING HITCHED THIS YEAR? PHUKET IS THE BEST VENUE AND PARESA IS THE ANSWER!
THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET MARRIED ON 12.12.12 THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OUT OF 366 DAYS (REMEMBER THIS IS A LEAP YEAR AND WE HAD 29TH FEBRUARY?).
A dream wedding is guaranteed at Paresa resort in Phuket
OF COURSE THE WORLD MIGHT END ON 12.12.12 BUT IF SO, WHAT A WAY TO GO! AS THE EARTH SPLITS OPEN AND VOLCANOES ERUPT AND A 200FT TSUMANI LOOMS ON THE HORIZON, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GO THAN TO CLING TO YOUR SPOUSE AND HAVE SEX THERE AND THEN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU PLUS ALL YOUR GUESTS DIE AND ENTER HEAVEN WHERE YOU CAN CONTINUE THE PARTY!
As you climax and have wave and wave of multiple orgasms, you will literally feel the earth move under your feet as the Miracle Lawn conveniently located ona cliff top of Paresa Phuket hotel splits open and you both crash into the Andaman Sea and drown together with your dick inside your wife's virgin vagina while kissing passionately! Oh, how romantic is that! Don't you wish it will happen?
Some think the Mayan calendar says the world as we know it will end on 21.12.12 but if so, you will 8 days of bliss on earth before eternal bliss in heaven where I am sure we will all be going since we lead such blameless life.
Speaking of which, I recommend the ultimate wedding venue---Paresa hotel on Phuket island in Thailand. Phuket is a short flight away on Air Asia and MAS and Thai Airways which is ideal for your more stingy friends who might complain if they have to pay to fly to London or New York to attend your wedding.
Paresa is one of the world's most exclusive hotels and demand is so high for weddings to be held on 12.12.12 it is opening this date for auction!
Anyway, all the ballrooms in KL's grand hotels have been booked out since 2 or 3 years ago, either for weddings, anniversaries, birthdays or important celebrations so bidding for it seems reasonable. The starting price is 100,000 baht or RM 10,000 for you and spouse and there is space for 24 guests which is just right as you wouldn't want a crowd anyway.
I can see myself getting married here
What a magnificent vista to witness your wedding!
A kiss on Paresa's manicured lawn atop the cliffstop Miracle Lawn
Here are the details and remember to invite me!
Magical Wedding on 12-12-12 Opens for Bidding
at Phuket Resort Paresa
5-star resort Paresa, one of Asia’s most magical destinations for dream weddings along Phuket’s prestigious “Millionaire’s Mile”, is staging a unique auction for couples to marry on the most unique day of 2012.
Situated atop the stunningly sculptured cliff tops of Kamala overlooking the azure blue waters of the Andaman Sea, Paresa anticipates unprecedented demand for wedding bookings on December 12 – corresponding to the date sequence 12-12-12.
The numeric coincidence only happens once every 100 years – making the date unusually auspicious for the resort with a name that translates as ‘Heaven of all Heavens’.
Bidding is starting at minimum bid of THB100,000 plus taxes and service charges for Paresa’s unforgettable 2012 dream wedding. Please visit the details on bidding and to download your bid form via below:
Current highest bid will be updated and shown in the website and Facebook page of Paresa. Bidding will close on February 29. The highest bid will win Paresa’s ‘Magical Wedding Bliss’ package on this special date of the 2012!
From a Thai tropical wedding or traditional Western ceremony to casual island style wedding, from the simplest to the most extravagant or religious, Paresa’s professional wedding coordinators can help make a dream come true.
The resort’s ‘Miracle Lawn’ with spectacular cliff-top views over the Andaman Sea also assure a memorable, moving experience.
Included in the ‘Magical Wedding Bliss’ package are luxury limousine airport transfers, along with a sublime over-night in an exclusive Cielo Residence at the resort, with its own private swimming pool and personal butler.
Newly-weds also relax over a private breakfast at any venue they prefer, along with a romantic candle light Thai set dinner and celebration bottle of sparkling wine.
A wedding coordinator takes care of all included arrangements, such as a bridal bouquet, groom corsage, elegantly decorated wedding cake and photographer for three hours and Master of Ceremonies.
The bride is treated to a complimentary beauty package of romantic flower petal bath with manicure, pedicure and facial at Paresa’s idyllic spa, as the groom relaxes with a massage.
For the ceremony, a sala is decorated with flowers and an aisle is arranged on the lawn, with seating for up to 24 guests and petals for any children to scatter around.
Popularity of weddings on an unusual date number sequence such as 12-12-12 is growing across popular culture worldwide, according to the website www.timeanddate.com.
Paresa is an oasis of tranquility and unrivalled luxury a short 30-minutes from Phuket International Airport.
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Paresa Resort – Paradise on Earth
Extending out dramatically from the stunningly sculptured cliff tops of Kamala overlooking the spectacular azure blue waters of the Andaman Sea and surrounded by lush tropical forests and gardens, Paresa Resort has embraced the exclusivity of its natural surroundings to create an oasis of tranquillity and unrivalled luxury.
A short 30-minutes from Phuket International Airport and situated at Phuket’s most sought after address, “Millionaires Mile” at Kamala Bay, Paresa is a secluded retreat offering unrivalled indulgence and luxury for the truly discerning guest. The ultimate Phuket retreat, cocooned from the daily throng of life, Paresa is also within easy access of sleepy, yet picturesque, Kamala village and the lively Patong Beach.
Drawing inspiration from southern Thai homes, Paresa Resort is a unique reinterpretation of Thai cultural traditions and includes chic modern Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired organic architectural elements. This results in a seamless transformation from the lush external natural surroundings to the simple yet luxurious open plan contemporary design of the internal areas within each villa, lounge and restaurant.
Guaranteed to arouse all the senses, the Paresa experience is made complete with high quality service provided by discreet and understated, yet friendly, warm and welcoming Thai staff, each named an Angel, and each trained to provide the highest standards of service quality.
Comprising 49 luxurious and elegantly appointed guest suites and villas each offering uninterrupted 270° views across the Andaman Sea, Paresa’s accommodation reflects a newfound respect for the environment and nature. This is reflected in the traditional design elements combined with the use of natural timbers and materials, while the preservation of magnificent large Banyan trees across the property further confirms the overall beauty and history of the pristine natural surroundings.
All rooms at Paresa feature super king size beds dressed in white linens, feather pillows and duvets, while private exterior verandahs are made all the more enticing and relaxing with daybeds or sun loungers. For those desiring contact with the outside world, WiFi internet access is provided, while the In Villa Bar, espresso machine, LCD TV, DVD player, iPod and sound station cater to every mood and desired form of entertainment.
The 13 Talay Suites (120 m²) each feature spacious outdoor balconies for maximum enjoyment of the balmy Thai weather, together with joint access to a luxurious, overflowing infinity pool. Also ideal as an interconnecting suite, each features King sized beds, traditional Thai daybeds and spacious and luxuriously appointed bathrooms with showers and bath tubs.
The 18 Aqua Pool Suites (140 m²) each boast a private infinity plunge pool complete with indoor and outdoor showers, while large balconies with sumptuous sun loungers and a dining table further promote a relaxed outdoor lifestyle. King sized beds with luxury cottons and linens and sumptuous daybeds complete a welcoming and relaxing indoor living space.
5 Dima Spa Suites (210 m²) are nothing short of pure sensual indulgence, with each suite featuring its own exclusive private infinity pool, steam room and island bathroom. In addition to luxuriously appointed bedroom and living spaces, spa treatments are also provided within each suite’s private outdoor treatment sala, further promoting total privacy, solitude and indulgence.
7 exclusive Cliff Pool Villas (160 m²) are each made complete with an adjacent ocean front living sala, large private cantilevered infinity pool, indoor and outdoor bathrooms, and a well-stocked wine cellar, the perfect formula for sensual and private outdoor living.
6 Cielo Residences (660 m²) are widely regarded as the ultimate in luxury living, with a large private infinity pool, private living and dining pavilion, spacious verandah, indoor and outdoor bathrooms, fully equipped kitchen with wine cellar and a personal butler available to cater to your every desire.
Larger groups or families will welcome the ideal setting featured within Paresa’s 5 Grand Villas which present an ideal getaway setting, each able to accommodate 8-12 adults. Grand Villas type 1 (1,300 m²) each comprise a Cielo Residence on the upper level, two Talay Suites on the middle level, one Dima Spa Suite on the lower level and three swimming pools. One further Grand Villa type 2 (1,150 m²) comprises a Cielo Residence on the upper level, two Talay Suites and a Junior Talay Room on the lower level, plus two swimming pools.
Guests can also savour Paresa’s distinctive and unsurpassed wining and dining experiences at four culinary outlets catering for all tastes and serving mouth-watering traditional Thai and International cuisines using only the freshest ingredients.
The main restaurant, Diavolo, serves generous à la carte breakfasts followed by Italian or Mediterranean delicacies at lunch and dinner. Here guests enjoy spectacular 270° ocean views whilst savouring the finest wines from around the world in Paresa’s glass wine cellar or enjoy signature cocktails or fresh juices at the bar.
Paresa’s signature restaurant, Talung Thai, features authentic Thai cuisine in a modern setting and a menu of the most popular dishes from around the Kingdom. Situated high on the cliff top, this idyllic al fresco restaurant also benefits from shade canopies provided by majestic Banyan trees and is the perfect setting from which to enjoy magnificent sunsets across the Andaman Sea.
Paresa’s intimate venue, Recipe, offers a private dining experience and customised menu for up to 12 guests, complete with 270° ocean views. Guests can also demonstrate their culinary talents and are able to create their own dinner party with the help of Paresa chefs and staff. Recipe also hosts daily traditional Thai cookery classes led by the resort’s Master Chef, using state-of-the-art cooking stations.
The Infinity experience at Paresa is the ultimate in alfresco dining. On private islands in the shallow waters of the fibre optic lit infinity pool, guests can dine under the stars, accompanied by the soothing sounds of ocean waves and warm tropical breezes.
The Paresa Spa complete with ocean views is the ultimate in personal indulgence, rejuvenation and revival and comprises five double treatment rooms offering tailored treatments for couples. Three treatment rooms also feature en-suite private steam rooms. The Thai inspired therapies are reflective of the Kingdom’s ancient and life-giving traditions using luxury Thai spa products from Pan Puri and fresh locally sourced ingredients to promote relaxation and rejuvenation. A must try is the Energy pool on the sundeck featuring a four kilogram Rose Quartz Crystal to proving loving and inspiring energy while you soak.
Additional Paresa Resort facilities include a fully equipped gym, Salon, Boutique, Library, Cookery school, Executive boardroom for up to 20 guests, LCD projector, Internet, Catering and Meeting coordinator, Wedding Host and Planner and Wedding facilities.
Exclusive, intimate, luxurious and unsurpassed, Paresa Resort heralds a new benchmark in getaway destinations.
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