AT SEXY FASHION SHOWS---THINK VICTORIA'S SECRET SHOWS---THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE MEN THAN WOMEN. TRANSVESTITES AND TRANSGENDERS ATTEND AS THEY WISH TO WEAR THE REVEALING NEGLIGEE. FLAMING FAGGOTS LOVE THE RED HOT MODELS AS GAYS LOVE WOMEN BUT NOT SEXUALLY. REAL ALPHA MALES JOSTLE FOR BEST OGLING SPACE AND ALWAYS CARRY NEWSPAPERS SO THEY CAN HAVE HARD-ONS OR RUB THEIR COCKS UNDER THE PAPERS WITHOUT DRAWING TOO MUCH ATTENTION FROM THE GAY BOYS.
I am very fond of underwear shows featuring men's undies and women's lingerie for all the reasons you can think of as I am not sexist and favour all sexes.
So I was very pleased when Rozita Shuib, ex MD of Prestige magazine, invited me on behalf of Lim Ai San to attend the inaugural fashion show and opening of Petite Fleur at Mid Valley shopping centre. Petite Fleur means 'Little Flower' in frog language but I prefer Big Flower as I like them big. But I am not the owner so I have no say. The owners are the beautiful, rich and highclass mother and daughter duo Datin Seri Wendy Lim and Lim Ai San who I think is marrying her Malay lover anytime soon after successfully luring him with sexy Petite Fleur undies.
There were more women than men as Malaysian ladies wisely refused to let their husbands and menfolk know about the event.
The bras, panties, nighties and camisoles were so lovely, alluring and irresistible they could and should be worn outside like normal clothes. Fleur also specialises in bodysuits which are different from corsets and girdles and are a recent invention compared to corsets that used to be constructed of flexible whalebone in Victorian days.
Beams Lim Ai San, "A corset has boning and is structured to gently force, reshape and mould the body into the desired ideal hourglass shape. A sensual and well defined waist is produced. A girdle has no bone structure and cannot compete with the corset but can slim down the buttock, thigh and stomach.
"Then there are our Fleur bodysuits which do not use thick materials like corsets and have no bone inserts. They are made for specific areas like arms, torsos, waists, hips, thighs and stomachs while leggings slim and elongate the legs."
All Fleur bodysuits are made from silk protein and Crystal Intelligence fibres that allow the skin to breathe and perspiration to escape so you feel sexy and comfy all the time. There are 64 micro fibres in every strain and 240 fine openings to prevent moisture built-up.
Your Fleur bodysuit is discreetly hidden so your husband or lover are unaware you have literal support so you can flaunt a fab hourglass silhouette and hook any man you fancy. By the time he removes your bodysuit and your boobs sag and stomach falls out, it is too late for him to flee as you have locked the door. Anyway, if you wear the bodysuit constantly, it will actually promote, help and instruct your body to attain the desired shape after a few months!
Well, you should not eat like a pig when wearing your body-enhancing bodysuit and you should wear it at least 8 hours a day. You might as well wear it constantly and even when asleep!
Did you know a corset was the cause of World War 1? Yes it's true and it was not a woman wearing it but a man!
A real man too. Not a flaming faggot or transvestite or transgender.
He was the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the mighty Austro-Hungarian throne. He was originally third in line but Emperor Franz Joseph's son the Crown Prince Rudolf committed suicide in 1889. Archduke Franz Ferdinand's father Archduke Karl Ludwig was now first in line to the throne but he died from typhoid soon after Crown Prince Rudolf's suicide, making Archduke Franz Ferdinand heir.
On 28 June 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand visited Sarajevo, Bosnia. The Serbian anarchist Princip fired 2 shots into Archduke Franz Ferdinand's vehicle, killing his wife Sophie instantly in her abdomen. Archduke Franz Ferdinand was shot in the neck but could have been saved but he was so vain he wore a super tight corset sewn onto his grand military uniform to achieve the manly V-shaped figure!
His corset was so tight it restricted his breathing when disaster struck and took ages for it to be cut and removed. The buttons were fake and could not be open! His aides searched desperately for scissors as swords were deemed too risky. Precious minutes were wasted as his uniform and corset were sewn together and not worn separately. By the time his clothes were removed, it was too late.
His assassination prompted Vienna to declare war on Bosnia which led to other powers taking side and World War 1 started barely a month later. This explains why I don't sew my corset onto my shirt.
Back to Fleur's bodysuits which are safer and instantly removable. These top grade bodysuits are pricey and range from RM 500 to over a grand, compared to RM 280 which I saw at Ampang Park. Well that is like comparing me with another normal writer! Heaven and earth as my mother would say.
Anyway, drool time!
Lim Ai San is in green and mum Datin Seri Wendy Lim is in blue pants