I WAS INVITED BY SINGAPORE AIRLINES YEARS WHEN TO MADAME TUSSAUDS WHEN THIS WORLD FAMOUS ATTRACTION PRODUCED A WAX FIGURE OF 'SINGAPORE GIRL'!
Singapore Airlines is internationally renowned for its massiev advertising campaign featuring their beautiful, young and alluring stewardesses known globally as Singapore Girls.
For Madame Tussauds' debut, a real Singapore Girl was chosen and a wax model made of her and displayed at Madame Tussauds London as the epitome of all Singapore Girls.
It was a huge publicity coup as it was the first of its kind as previously only an actual famous or notorious person was used.
Anyway I was shocked speechless when I discovered there was no Malaysian Airlines or AirAsia Girls in Madame Tussauds and worse, to add insult to injury, no Malaysian either.
There is a Tan Sri Michelle Yeoh in Madame Tussauds Hong Kong and Tun Dr Mahathir in
Madame Tussauds Bangkok. What about our great Tunku Abdul Rahman our first Prime Minister and Father of Malaysia or Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak our beloved Prime Minister?
None. Tak ada. Mei Yo. Don't have.
Kee Hua Chee was refused his waxwork but at least he got his portrait painted on his bag
Kee Hua Chee cast a spell on Emma Watson
from Harry Potter movies by opening his legs
Jennifer Lopez enjoys Kee Hua Chee's magic fingers
Henry Golding's itchy fingers. He tells me his tongue is itchy-licky too
Men tell me they cream in their pants over this ass but not me as my ass sexier
Though I am shy and modest and a wallflower and not a megalomaniac, I felt it was my duty to offer myself to Madame Tussauds so they can make a wax model of humble me as the Epitome of All That Is Good and Great about Malaysia.
I passed out when they politely, firmly declined which proves the end of the world is coming again after the embarrassing fiasco of 12.12.12 and 21.12.12.
Can you believe there are 6 Indians and no Malaysians?
Kee Hua Chee hi-5 with some Indian beauty
Tom Cruise and Kee Hua Chee are intimate friends
Tom Cruise and Jimmy Wong but he insists he ain't no dummy
I thought the guy in red was dummy until he moved!
Henry Golding from Newsmakers Unplugged which was shooting Madame Tussauds. I was told Posh Victoria Beckham did cosmetic surgery to her mouth to prevent her from smiling as the dumbo thought she looked cool with her sour, dour look
Cannot believe there is a shadow of a smile on sourpuss's face
Angelina Jolie before her double mastectomy
Leonardo di Carprio
The Great Gatsby
Kee Hua Chee and Shaan prefer Orlando Bloom
The world's sexiest men; Robert Pattinson and Taylor Laudner
3 gorgeous guys but bad angle makes Kee Hua Chee look like midget
Kee Hua Chee compensates for being shorter than Robert and Taylor by grabbing their balls
I love Robert Pattinson's hair which is in a state of erection as I love erections in
general, don't you?
Taylor's hair is also erect so he does not lose to main lead Robert Pattinson
Henry Golding chats with George Clooney who is an old cock
Typical China Ah Moi girl taking photos at right. She must be from Mainland China as she looks ulu
This Ah Moi kept shooting nonstop which irritated me
I mean, how many photos did she want to take of some old ageing actor?
Then I discovered the female photographer was also a mannequin! Aaargh!
One Direction is hot right now
Another pretty Brit boy band
Superstar Nicole Kidman
I interviewed Nicole Kidman in Tokyo when she was first appointed Omega ambassador
Nope, her boob is real
Kee Hua Chee rides the bicycle across the sky with ET
Er, just in case, Kee Hua Chee is the one at left
Kee Hua Chee and James Bond
Henry Golding trying to seduce Steven Spielberg to get a movie role, shameless hussy
You must be prepared to spread your legs wide open to succeed in this world
Or be acrobatic as you can offer interesting sexual positions as demonstrated by Henry Golding
Imagine him diving into your open arms and legs---instant hard on
Shrek and Kaiza Kassim